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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 5/12/2001 2:52:16 AM EDT
We just applied for the SOT, I had finished building myself an integrally suppressed, full auto 50AE M16. I was in a house, don't know where, and I was chasing a midget around trying to kill him. He was running and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't hit him. He'd be running and my rounds would impact the wall following him as he ran but I just couldn't get a lead on him. Anyone on here a dream translator? The little shit, perhaps I will get him tonite.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 3:01:09 AM EDT
I could tell you what it means, but you'll be so embarassed...
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 3:05:21 AM EDT
Beware of midgets wearing running shoes!
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 7:01:54 AM EDT
Was he a cunning little runt?
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 10:38:23 AM EDT
The 50AE is a fallic symbol, representing your sexuality. You were shooting "bullets," from your fallic symbol at a miget. This miget represents your need to copulate with either a miget or a small boy. Do you know of any small boys/ migets? If you don't (and I suspect you do not) your chasing of, and inability to, catch the little person, demonstrates that your subconscious is seeking a person of this profile with which to copulate. Until you locate a person of this profile (This could also be a mannish?boyish female as well), you will not be able to catch this little person in your dreams. Good luck catching your dream boy.
Link Posted: 5/12/2001 11:18:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/12/2001 11:17:39 AM EDT by Plink]
Did you watch Auston Powers the spy who shagged me the night before?While chasing the little guy did you say get in my belly?Did you use an Irish accent?
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 5:46:11 AM EDT
RikWriter, ROTFLMAO! [beer]
Link Posted: 5/13/2001 2:52:50 PM EDT
This is Celt's mom...you are a very, very sick boy.....you have only twenty four hours to cut that sort of thing out.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 3:34:40 AM EDT
Midget? Got to wear those knee caps!
Link Posted: 5/14/2001 3:49:07 AM EDT
I'd have to suspect that the midget represented the likes of Scummer, Feinswine, Hitlery and and a host of other low life, sleezy politicians, and the fact that you couldn't hit him was symbolic of the frustration that us gun owners exerience over the way they go about trampling our rights with impunity.
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 9:26:50 PM EDT
Dude, you sound kinda like a fag...
Link Posted: 5/22/2001 9:46:29 PM EDT
dude, sorry to say this but you unconsciously have within deep inside you tendencies to become a pedophile. [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 2:08:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Racer-X: Dude, you sound kinda like a fag...
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Dude, you sound like your AK47.net closed down so you started coming over to our site. Shut the hell up, no one likes you. DFTFT Racer-X=ROOFLE owned
Originally Posted By riddler: dude, sorry to say this but you unconsciously have within deep inside you tendencies to become a pedophile. [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]
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At least you put some smiley faces after your post, you will be spared........ For now
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:15:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2001 11:15:24 AM EDT by Racer-X]
Originally posted by TopCrest: Dude, you sound like your AK47.net closed down so you started coming over to our site. Shut the hell up, no one likes you. DFTFT Racer-X=ROOFLE owned
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Don't get pissed at me because you have latent homosexual tendencies. Aren’t you that little skinhead looking piece of fag bait? Someone posted a picture of your “crew” on here, what’s up with the dude with the pink rifle? Is that your boyfriend? Send in your application to NAMBLA, maybe you can ride the “Boy Train” to the shittier parts of Asia, all the 12-year-old boy-chowder you can eat, Yum, Yum! Bet your mouth is watering just thinking about it….
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:49:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2001 11:48:19 AM EDT by Gun-fan]
What was the midget wearing? A school girl uniform? A jockey suit? A clown outfit? Are you sure it was a he? Maybe it was a running little @unt. Maybe you want it to do this on your lap [bounce]. Scott
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:55:46 AM EDT
I have a dream... where all God's children will be judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their AR15's. Speakin of goin down, this thread is "headed" there quickly.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 12:05:13 PM EDT
I noticed that Racer-X's verbage has massive pornographic undertones to it; leading me to believe he has a good grasp of himself and of the child-porn mag he is copying that verbage out of. Topcrest, don't lower yourself to his level...
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 12:37:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 1:52:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GeneStoner: The 50AE is a fallic symbol, representing your sexuality. You were shooting "bullets," from your fallic symbol at a miget. This miget represents your need to copulate with either a miget or a small boy. Do you know of any small boys/ migets? If you don't (and I suspect you do not) your chasing of, and inability to, catch the little person, demonstrates that your subconscious is seeking a person of this profile with which to copulate. Until you locate a person of this profile (This could also be a mannish?boyish female as well), you will not be able to catch this little person in your dreams. Good luck catching your dream boy.
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I respect your diagnosis but I believe the large caliber represents the schism between his desire to satisfy a woman and the realization that he has a small penis. He has fixated on a small caliber weapon, but his super ego is trying to compensate via a large caliber bullet (his desire to have a large penis). The midget represents his dissatisfaction with his “little man” and his desire to eliminate it/him. His inability to hit his “little man” is his attempt at suppressing his homosexual tendencies.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 1:55:00 PM EDT
Sounds like a TONY SOPRANO dream. Now if you start having panic attacks......
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 1:56:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter: Was he a cunning little runt?
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Watch it! The MODS are everywhere.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 1:59:31 PM EDT
Translation of dream is; Seven years of good harvests, followed by seven years of famine. Stock up now for you and your midget. Did the little fella have a name? Was he wearing a football helmet, diapers, and cowboy boots? Then the translation is wrong and means you died at Y2K`s celebration and you think this is reality, in our world you are still dreaming and in Purgatory. It sucks to be you[;)]see the smiley? Please dont say 'hurt' words to poor 314
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 2:09:17 PM EDT
I had the same dream, except instead of a midget I was chasing Wilford Brimley. radioman
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 4:06:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 4:57:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:16:51 PM EDT
I respect your diagnosis but I believe the large caliber represents the schism
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In best Beavus and Butthead voice: Hmmm-Huh-Huh, he said.... [b]schism.[/b]
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 5:25:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 5:46:44 PM EDT
If I was you I'd drink alot of coffee and never fall asleep again. If you do fall asleep just aim low and lead him more.
Link Posted: 7/7/2001 6:48:22 PM EDT
Mine is always an M1 (even when I was still in the guard and carried the M9 and the 16--and even though I has also been an MP and had the 9 on my hip everyday). I am aways being 'rushed' at a walk by bad guys, and there are low berms all around that I am backing up. The rifle always jams, and I am working the bolt. The bolt handle is bigger than real life, so I can get my palm on it, but it still jams ebery time I try to fire. It is also an M1 for sure, I know that it is, even though the bolt handle is too big.
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