Top 10 reasons why kittens are better than babies:

    I've known a number of people who told me that they were really eager to
have babies.  Having a spouse or good job would be ok, too, but what they were
really after was the babies.  I never understood the attraction for a long time,
but then it hit me.  They must want babies like I wanted a cat.  Though I now
understand the feelings of those who have the unfulfilled cravings of the
existence of another living creature in the house, I feel it my duty to point
out the flaws in their reasoning.

10.  Veterinarians have evening hours.

9.  Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie theater with its
crying.  Hell, you don't even have to take the kitten with you, and if you
don't, you don't even't have to worry about whether or not the sitter is
available tonight.

8.  Your kitten won't grow out of those cute but expensive clothes within three
months.

7.  Kittens look cute if they haven't had a bath this month.

6.  You probably don't have to lie awake nights wondering how you are going to
finance your kitten's college education.

5.  No one will accuse you of being an unfit mother if you don't want to breast
feed your kitten.

4.  No one will accuse you of perversion or sexual abuse if you fondle your
kitten.

3.  People can't accuse you of destroying the moral fabric of the country if you
aren't married to the father of your kitten.  In fact, nobody will ever ask you
if you know who the father is.

2.  No one will question your abilities to function normally at your job when
they hear you just got a kitten.

1.  You only have to change a litter box once a day.

Whatever happened to poor old Bill, anyhow?

2.unless you kill cats 4 a living.

1.The littermaid cat box you only have 2 clean once a month.

Sorry but their were discrepensy's in your top ten.[:)]

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