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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 5/9/2001 11:30:20 AM EDT
Sung to the tune of Frank Sinatra's "My Way." We heard the story clear. That gay porn star made it sound certain. He said, "Tom Cruise is gay!" They did lots more than merely flirtin'! Tom says, "It's all a lie!" He doesn't drive the Hershey Highway! And now he'll go to trial to prove he's NOT GAY! The porn star made his case said it was Tom Cruise he was drillin'! Tom says, "It's not true!" His lawsuit's worth a hundred million. His lawyer says he'll show that Tommy Cruise, he don't swing that way! And he'll prove that he's not queer and that he's NOT GAY! Tom and Nicole are no longer wed. Is that 'cause Tom likes men instead? That gay porn star says, "It's a fact that Tommy Cruise likes unatural acts!" But that's not true! So Tom will sue to prove he's NOT GAY! Oh, no he's NOT GAY! DaMan
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 11:37:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/9/2001 5:25:15 PM EDT
>>Tom says, "It's all a lie!" He doesn't drive the Hershey Highway! And now he'll go to trial to prove he's NOT GAY! Hmmm... Liberace did the same thing back in the 50s- sued a British newspaper that said he was homosexual. Funny thing is- he won, and won big bux. He said, when somebody asked him about the trial afterwards, "Oh, I'm so sad- so sad, I'm crying all the way to the bank".... -and of course, it later turned out that Liberace was exactly what the paper said... Is history repeating itself? Let's send Tom a nice candleabra to decorate his piano- I'm sure he'll get the connection.. /:^D
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 5:31:05 PM EDT
Like clinton eh? He sucked but he didn't swallow.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 5:51:59 PM EDT
EE-YEW!!! >sound of toilet flushing<
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 6:14:49 PM EDT
I don't care what persuasion they are, as long as they're not anti-gun. Live and let live- for everybody.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 6:33:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 95thFoot: Live and let live- for everybody.
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Its too bad that the antis don't feel that way. If you let them live they will bury you.
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