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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:24:00 AM EDT
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If you're lucky they'll be enough of you left for DNA identification. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:25:34 AM EDT
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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977? PS Midnight Express. . . . 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:27:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:29:31 AM EDT
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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977? PS Midnight Express. . . . Quote HistoryQuoted:
PS Midnight Express. . . . |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:40:31 AM EDT
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What am o liable for it I bail her out
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:43:27 AM EDT
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What am o liable for it I bail her out 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:45:25 AM EDT
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Any fucking stupid shit she does on your money, you are guaranteeing that she will show up for all court dates and such...Guess you don't know about the bail system do you, you bail them out, you have a new parasite attached to your hip! |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:47:24 AM EDT
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I checked out my county's jail. Nothing worth spending any $$$ in there
Edit: spoke too soon: 
Trafficking stolen identities, $25k to get out. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:50:18 AM EDT
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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:50:46 AM EDT
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I know a guy who did something similar, he said she was good in the sack and gave head better than his old lady. His old bitch ran off with another woman 2 months prior ending a 50 yr marriage. Dude said he would fuck anything with a vag and pretty face. I guess he did.... I wouldnt have invited the druggie into my house though. Hotel room for the night FTW.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:52:19 AM EDT
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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:53:10 AM EDT
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Do it!! For all of us!
She'll rob you blind and eventually stab you while you sleep but it'll be an epic ride, she'll be crazy in the sack and we'll get some epic threads out of it! |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:53:40 AM EDT
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It's probably a 10% cash bond, in which case if she doesn't show up for court, you may be out $5,000. No IHOP for this bitch then |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 2:54:30 AM EDT
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Sure, bail 'er out! That way when they let her out, she can look at you like a creep, tell you to fuck off and get away and go straight back to the shithead (the other shithead, not you) who beat her in the first place. Brilliant plan! What could go wrong? 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 3:01:25 AM EDT
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Bail+$15
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Posted: 8/21/2017 3:07:44 AM EDT
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OP has fent?
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Posted: 8/21/2017 3:17:10 AM EDT
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I went on our local arrest site and saw where my niece got arrested for a failure to appear. Several months back she got popped for distribution of schedule 1 or 2.
This kid came to all of our family gatherings when she was little. It's a shame but I'm really glad she doesn't know where I live now.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 3:28:23 AM EDT
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Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:12:32 AM EDT
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Beautiful criminals are the in thing right now. Everyone wants one. Like that "hot mugshot guy" that went viral. This is a ground floor opportunity for you that you don't want to blow. If you wuss out someone else is going to do it. Tell her you "discovered" her and are bailing her out to make her famous, like Jeremy Meeks. Lots of upside if you play it right including tremendous sex. Not much downside but if things go south they can identify you via dental records.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:13:25 AM EDT
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You are a genius. Go get her and buy her some pancakes.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:15:47 AM EDT
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LOL HOLY SHIT SAW THE TITLE BUT NOT THE POSTER, CLICKED AND SAID TO MYSELF IN ON CHASE45 THREAD.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:16:37 AM EDT
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You are a genius. Go get her and buy her some pancakes. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:17:39 AM EDT
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Where's the gofundme for the bail? I'm in for $10
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:19:12 AM EDT
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That is exactly the kind of chick that would cut your dick off in the middle of the night while you're sound asleep and throw it in a ditch.
It's still kinda tempting though, isn't it... |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:21:10 AM EDT
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That is exactly the kind of chick that would cut your dick off in the middle of the night while you're sound asleep and throw it in a ditch. It's still kinda tempting though, isn't it... |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:25:44 AM EDT
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In chase45 thread
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Posted: 8/21/2017 4:40:15 AM EDT
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She looks like the kind of chick where you would need a cyanide capsule hidden in a phony tooth before you have sex with her, for when things go horribly wrong.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 5:28:50 AM EDT
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Caveat emptor
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Posted: 8/21/2017 5:41:57 AM EDT
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What could possibly go wrong.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 5:58:33 AM EDT
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Looks like the chlamydia would be just the tip of the iceberg of the fun with that one Chase. Do it pussy!
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:01:50 AM EDT
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DO IT!!!
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:03:03 AM EDT
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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:04:13 AM EDT
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Most likely she walks out of jail without even a thank you and you never see her again. Until the next time she shows up in the arrest record. Not sure why anyone thinks by bailing her out you automatically get any action.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:05:04 AM EDT
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The OP must love drama
Great IDEA AND PLEASE POST RESULTS!
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:16:30 AM EDT
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Do it!! For all of us! She'll rob you blind and eventually stab you while you sleep but it'll be an epic ride, she'll be crazy in the sack and we'll get some epic threads out of it! We need this.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:27:29 AM EDT
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OP, your a daisy if ya do.
I reckon it's like going down to the animal shelter and bailing a cute one out, a lil female, innocent of the charges. Then ya get her home and she tears all your shit up, craps and pisses all over your house. Yup, you go ahead and post updates. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:30:08 AM EDT
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Because you will probably do this.
Seriously this is a bad idea. There is a lot of women out there that wont be so risky. Crazy BF will hunt your ass down. Even worst. This chicks GF. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:33:58 AM EDT
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This is why you have two kidneys.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:34:33 AM EDT
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Ilikeporkchops thread
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:34:39 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure this is how the Manson girls chose their first victims.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:42:21 AM EDT
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Meh. Add a "t" and you get meth.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:48:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:53:12 AM EDT
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Thats why you keep her chained up at night dummy! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That is exactly the kind of chick that would cut your dick off in the middle of the night while you're sound asleep and throw it in a ditch. It's still kinda tempting though, isn't it... |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:56:30 AM EDT
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Dibs on guns and ammo.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 6:57:47 AM EDT
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Totally worth the risk.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 7:00:18 AM EDT
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No need to bail em out.
Just hang out in the courthouse or the area they pay thier fines and court costs on installment. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 7:10:55 AM EDT
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make sure you post the video on porn hub
Title it "ready to get back at boyfriend" |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 7:11:50 AM EDT
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This is why you have two kidneys. Best post of this thread! I spit coffee. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 7:16:06 AM EDT
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I doubt she'll even do him that courtesy. She'll probably say "thanks, mister" and then run home to fuck, then stab her boyfriend. If OP wants to play, he needs to bail her out and then provide meth, or she won't stick around long enough to give him so much as contact dermatitis.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 7:17:40 AM EDT
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Probably cleans up nice
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