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Not the same person.
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Not the same person.
All I wanted was a Pepsi
And then my Mom came in
And I didn't even notice she was there
And she called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming:
"Mike! Mike!"
And I go: "What? What's the matter?"
She goes: "What's the matter with you?"
I go: "There's nothing wrong, Mom"
She goes: "Don't tell me that! You're on drugs!"
I go: "No Mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know,
Why don't you get me a Pepsi?"
She goes: "No! You're on drugs!"
I go: "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes: "No!
You're not thinking, you're on drugs!
Normal people don't acting that way!"
I go: "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please, all I want is a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me!
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me!
Just a Pepsi!
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy (institution!)
You're the one that's crazy (institution!)
You're driving me crazy (institution!)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
I was sitting in my room
And my Mom and my Dad came in
And they pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go: "Mike, we need to talk to you."
And I go: "Okay, what's the matter?"
They go:
"Me and your mom, we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems
and you've been going off for no reason
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in your best interest
If we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need."
And I go:
"Wait! what are you talking about?!
WE decided?!
MY best interest?!
How do you know what MY best interest is?!
How can you say what MY best interest is?!
What are you trying to say? I'm crazy?!
When I went to YOUR schools
I went to YOUR churches
I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities?!
So how can you say I'm crazy?"