New Mexico: Man tried to carjack three football players leaving practice

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - New Mexico: Man tried to carjack three football players leaving practice

Posted: 8/17/2017 10:07:19 PM EDT

LOL, reminds me of the guy that fell in front of the Marines

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Posted: 8/17/2017 10:15:40 PM EDT

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I guess the "MILF" guy from American Pie has hit a new low

Posted: 8/17/2017 10:17:52 PM EDT

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EXCELLENT beatdown!!

Posted: 8/17/2017 10:19:43 PM EDT

[#3]

Whoopsie. Must have fallen.

Posted: 8/17/2017 10:55:55 PM EDT

[#4]

Holy shit, that fucking Malloy guy in the comments sounds like a couple of assholes here.

Posted: 8/17/2017 10:57:40 PM EDT

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Looks like that didn't go as he had planned.

Posted: 8/17/2017 11:02:56 PM EDT

[#6]

I am thinking he close poorly

Posted: 8/17/2017 11:10:46 PM EDT

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Sheesh!

How many times did he accidentally close the door poorly on his head ?

Posted: 8/17/2017 11:18:47 PM EDT

[#8]

Stop hitting your face on my fists!

Posted: 8/17/2017 11:22:18 PM EDT

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I wonder what the cops thought when they showed up and saw his face. I imagine they had a good laugh.

Posted: 8/17/2017 11:52:41 PM EDT

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Seeing as how they were well within their rights to kill him, I'm gonna say he got lucky.

Good beatdown

Posted: 8/18/2017 12:06:01 AM EDT

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Another interesting story with cop shooting video from that site:

Posted: 8/18/2017 12:30:46 AM EDT

[#12]

Your move Florida-man!!

Posted: 8/18/2017 12:36:31 AM EDT

[#13]

Apparently not faggot soccer players...

Posted: 8/18/2017 12:48:15 AM EDT

[#14]

Now THAT'S gangsta!

Posted: 8/18/2017 12:54:05 AM EDT

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"they tackled him, and held him until police arrived." Must have gotten bored with holding him while waiting for the police.

Posted: 8/18/2017 12:55:18 AM EDT

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GOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Posted: 8/18/2017 1:00:53 AM EDT

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Good lord... one victim 17 bodies. Mission accomplished.

Posted: 8/18/2017 1:18:10 AM EDT

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Carjacker lives matter.

Posted: 8/18/2017 1:49:40 AM EDT

[#19]

Good beating

Posted: 8/18/2017 1:52:22 AM EDT

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Well I'm having a good laugh.

Posted: 8/18/2017 2:06:58 AM EDT

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Good beatdown!

I probably wouldn't have called the cops. Just beat his ass, and leave him in the ditch.

Posted: 8/18/2017 2:20:24 AM EDT

[#22]

"When keeping it real goes wrong."

Posted: 8/19/2017 8:03:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/19/2017 8:05:46 AM EDT

[#24]

Ariens

Posted: 8/19/2017 8:09:09 AM EDT

[#25]

Man that guy tripped and fell pretty hard

Posted: 8/19/2017 8:57:51 AM EDT

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A guy I knew in college did just that. He got his shirt cut when the guy tried to slash him and then proceeded to beat the guy unconscious.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:08:05 AM EDT

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Yeah, looks like he tripped and fell about eight fucking times, onto the concrete sidewalk!

He must be extremely clumsy.

"Uh oh, watch out, mother fucker! You're about to 'trip and fall' again!"

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:12:55 AM EDT

[#28]

Looks like a Somali - world class thinkers?

Perhaps not in this case.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:14:48 AM EDT

[#29]

Instant karmic lesson.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:16:45 AM EDT

[#30]

Should have slammed the door on his fingers a few times.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:37:14 AM EDT

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"Instant karma's gonna get you. Gonna knock you right in the head!"

- John Lennon.

...and it DID, too!

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:42:10 AM EDT

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Can still stand, not in the hospital, can maintain own airway. Not impressed.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:45:55 AM EDT

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Yes, it would have been much more impressive if he crushed his trachea when he "fell down."

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