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Posted: 7/23/2017 7:54:50 AM EDT

to get some snu snu?

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:55:59 AM EDT

[#1]

Mushroom stamp her forehead

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:56:20 AM EDT

[#2]

Dutch oven?

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:57:18 AM EDT

[#3]

A pro would get it done WITHOUT waking her

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:57:27 AM EDT

[#4]

i'm afraid if i try something she may just say I'm tired and i want to sleep.

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:57:36 AM EDT

[#5]

Oral.

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:57:44 AM EDT

[#6]

The Shocker

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:57:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Penetration.

Posted: 7/23/2017 7:59:09 AM EDT

[#8]

Dutch oven

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:01:06 AM EDT

[#9]

Surprise buttsex... end thread.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:01:32 AM EDT

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I don't want to kill her.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:04:39 AM EDT

[#11]

Gentle massage and snuggle

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:04:43 AM EDT

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that means a small dick is at work

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:05:31 AM EDT

[#13]

"DEPLOYING TASER!"

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:06:09 AM EDT

[#14]

Throwing $100 bills at them always worked for me.............

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:08:37 AM EDT

[#15]

Take pictures and post in Team?

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:13:02 AM EDT

[#16]

SIIHPPAPP

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Posted: 7/23/2017 8:14:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/23/2017 8:15:25 AM EDT

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Oral.

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What is the lower extremity equivalent of "morning breath" ?

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:16:13 AM EDT

[#19]

Whisper in her ear "Look baby it's hard and I didn't have to take a blue pill"

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:16:30 AM EDT

[#20]

69 position, then 'wakey wakey'

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:16:31 AM EDT

[#21]

Send her divorce papers and after you're single and get back together you won't have these problems

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:17:15 AM EDT

[#22]

It's not looking good. I think she went back into deep REM sleep and is snoring.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:18:19 AM EDT

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This. Just shove it in her ass dry.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:18:22 AM EDT

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Amateur...the "minivan" is where it's at.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:18:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Back rub.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:18:52 AM EDT

[#26]

"Honey! Do you believe in teleportation? Cause how else did you awake, here in pound town?!

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:18:52 AM EDT

[#27]

I would just post on the internet, that should get her started.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:22:27 AM EDT

[#28]

Hmm, my girlfriend woke me up yesterday with a little snu snu. Am I doing it wrong?

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:25:43 AM EDT

[#29]

she turned her back to me now. Is this a sign?

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:26:59 AM EDT

[#30]

My wife said you should hit her on the arm and ask "you wanna fuck?"

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:29:17 AM EDT

[#31]

Fill her morning with joy, and give her something she'll be happy about all day.

Let her sleep.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:38:21 AM EDT

[#32]

Jerk off on her face while she sleeps, chicks love that.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:41:30 AM EDT

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well yeah she wants it from behind.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:43:30 AM EDT

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If she's naked....yes!

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:45:20 AM EDT

[#35]

Tea bag her.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:46:53 AM EDT

[#36]

Paint islands on her face, the warmth will wake her and let her know you love her

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:49:02 AM EDT

[#37]

Have your cyclopean, helmeted, trouser warrior awaken her with a rear assault.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:50:39 AM EDT

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Dick in the mouth

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:51:04 AM EDT

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Day is young but you're winning so far.

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:52:41 AM EDT

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You're not married?

So, sounds like you're doing it right

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:54:13 AM EDT

[#41]

Wake her up with the alarm cock

Posted: 7/23/2017 8:55:30 AM EDT

[#42]

Attached File

Posted: 7/23/2017 9:18:06 AM EDT

[#43]

she just got the best 12 and 1/2 seconds she's had in years.
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Posted: 7/23/2017 9:20:25 AM EDT

[#44]

Prairie dog

Posted: 7/23/2017 9:23:43 AM EDT

[#45]

Crop dust

Posted: 7/23/2017 9:24:05 AM EDT

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she just got the best 12 and 1/2 seconds she's had in years.
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So are you saying that you microwaved her breakfast?

Posted: 7/23/2017 9:27:28 AM EDT

[#47]

I always start furiously fapping to chop down the morning wood. Chicks be lazy in the morning.

Posted: 7/23/2017 9:35:22 AM EDT

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So are you saying that you microwaved her breakfast?

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Posted: 7/23/2017 9:35:35 AM EDT

[#49]

My girl typically addresses my A.M. chub with a morning suck and an enthusiastic ride.

High sex drives are fun. As is not being married.

Posted: 7/23/2017 9:38:28 AM EDT

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