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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:02:34 AM EDT
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Probably vote more than once too... Impossible to tell...they all look alike |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:02:50 AM EDT
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So you're saying there's a... War for the Planet Of The Apes? I has a Jeep and some 6.8s! Can I hunt some monkees???! |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:03:50 AM EDT
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I was expecting so many comments violating CoC . You guys are behaving this morning ! 
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:04:52 AM EDT
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So do all of the screened in patios need laser sentry protection as well? I have always referred to the screened patios in Florida as monkey cages. 
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:04:53 AM EDT
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I was expecting so many comments violating CoC . You guys are behaving this morning ! |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:07:46 AM EDT
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How long before someone complains about how the monkeys are destroying their farmland, then charges for monkey hunts?
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:11:03 AM EDT
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Kind of freaks you out, doesn't it?
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:15:52 AM EDT
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We do the Silver River a few times a year and pull over and have picnicked right at that defunct boat dock many times. Nice and shady with several little springs coming up right there. Never (and we have been doing it since our first time in '73) been lucky enough see a monkey anywhere on that river. Maybe next time.
Craptastic pic of that exact location. 
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:21:28 AM EDT
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I would think 4-5 people with semi-auto shotguns and 000 buckshot would do the trick. And knowing how invasive species proliferate in this State, why are they not being hunted down relentlessly? They have diseased primates running around and they're doing nothing about it. Is Florida becoming fucking Africa? |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:23:32 AM EDT
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Or better yet...remember that hogs & tannerite video?????
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:23:32 AM EDT
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Subsonic 300BLK from a blind @ 50 yards. 2 or 3 guns = troop gone They have diseased primates running around and they're doing nothing about it. Is Florida becoming fucking Africa? |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:40:24 AM EDT
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Wonder who is feeding the little pests? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Subsonic 300BLK from a blind @ 50 yards. 2 or 3 guns = troop gone They have diseased primates running around and they're doing nothing about it. Is Florida becoming fucking Africa? Grade A foragers, they are. If you do go monkey hunting, DO NOT EAT THE BUSH MEAT! Herpes B will flat out, fucking kill you. All you have to do is nick yourself skinning or gutting the little bastard. Don't do it. Shoot on sight and leave 'em where they fall. As an old virology prof used to say, "Don't kiss the monkey, and don't let the monkey kiss you." |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:50:04 AM EDT
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What you would use for varmits.Shot placement very important-headshot best.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 10:56:03 AM EDT
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Apply as necessary
 .17 HMR shot, 282 yard kill, V-Max ballistic tip |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 11:03:09 AM EDT
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must... not.... take....the....bait.... I do like my account here heh... Not bait. I saw Monkey Shines as a kid. Scared the shit out of me. Hated them ever since. I hate monkeys, I hate chimps. gorilla are fine, they weren't in that movie. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 11:05:58 AM EDT
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I already have the go ahead from Florida fish and game to do an invasive species hunt. I can kill as many of these fuckers as I want. They were quite happy to hear I wanted to go killing monkeys. I'll be bow hunting these little faggots. I hate monkeys. 
I bet a monkey hunt would be a blast. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 11:10:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryNot a bad shot at that range.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 12:32:21 PM EDT
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Thirty or forty years age they would show up in my yard. The troop of monkeys broke into two troops and one would always leave Silver Springs and try find another location. They removed a bunch of them after that. They did bite people.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 12:33:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/10/2017 12:42:24 PM EDT
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I can't help but think about Dave Chappelle when that guy said "hood monkey".
Youtube search "Dave Chapelle-Monkey Skit". "You don't get monkey pussy on Tuesday and the fuck Charlene on Thursday"
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Posted: 7/10/2017 12:47:44 PM EDT
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Having seen so many films on these this bastards (and baboons) taking over towns and wrecking, stealing, injuring people, etc., I'm perfectly fine with wasting those little bastards.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 12:48:34 PM EDT
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Put little cut off jeans and wife beaters on em and you'd have tiny little 'floridaman's floating about.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 12:51:23 PM EDT
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Silenced 22 should work just fine. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 1:14:16 PM EDT
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Quote History"See him comin' down? Tell me that ain't no damned monkey!" |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 1:25:47 PM EDT
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Having seen so many films on these this bastards (and baboons) taking over towns and wrecking, stealing, injuring people, etc., I'm perfectly fine with wasting those little bastards. 
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Posted: 7/10/2017 1:27:12 PM EDT
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PS90 suppressed. 50 rounds goes a long way towards population control on those little bastards.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 1:28:27 PM EDT
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.375 H&H mag
take no chances |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:06:31 PM EDT
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How long before someone complains about how the monkeys are destroying their farmland, then charges exorbitant prices for monkey hunts or only lets a few cousins hunt? |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:08:44 PM EDT
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We do the Silver River a few times a year and pull over and have picnicked right at that defunct boat dock many times. Nice and shady with several little springs coming up right there. Never (and we have been doing it since our first time in '73) been lucky enough see a monkey anywhere on that river. Maybe next time. Craptastic pic of that exact location. https://www.flickr.com/photos/72306362@N04/35449646700/in/dateposted-public/" title="_MG_6625"><img src="https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4280/35449646700_a34b960dc1_b.jpg" width="683" height="1024" alt="_MG_6625"></a><script async src="//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Were the boats glass-bottom boats? Or were those a different ride... |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:10:22 PM EDT
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Preferably out of a automatic like a Browning Auto 5, FN SLP, or Benelli M1 Super 90. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:10:41 PM EDT
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In oregon there would be no law against shooting them. Is Florida different?
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:12:21 PM EDT
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Do the areas where the monkeys inhabit not allow shooting?
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:18:28 PM EDT
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In before ebola . . .
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Posted: 7/10/2017 2:20:48 PM EDT
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I already have the go ahead from Florida fish and game to do an invasive species hunt. I can kill as many of these fuckers as I want. They were quite happy to hear I wanted to go killing monkeys. I'll be bow hunting these little faggots. I hate monkeys.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 3:02:57 PM EDT
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Why not use the feeder to poison the bastards?
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Posted: 7/10/2017 3:04:59 PM EDT
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PS90 suppressed. 50 rounds goes a long way towards population control on those little bastards. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 3:38:47 PM EDT
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I went on that boat ride as a kid. Alligators and monkeys were the draw. They had lots of food to throw for the monkeys so maybe if that's gone the monkeys are mostly gone. Were the boats glass-bottom boats? Or were those a different ride... |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 3:43:56 PM EDT
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All you need is a few mags full of blanks and a case of cleaning rods
Now i want to go monkey hunting. i think a few semi-auto 12 ga full of buck would be perfect if its anything like an Argentine dove hunt you would need spare guns or barrels and a shitload of ammo |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 3:44:36 PM EDT
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Why not use the feeder to poison the bastards? |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 4:52:05 PM EDT
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Are they gun wise? Run off when shot at? Do they form Line of Battle and attack?
I could do this. 
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Posted: 7/10/2017 4:57:35 PM EDT
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I asked my wife if I could go on an Arfcom-inspired monkey hunt.
She said no.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:03:05 PM EDT
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I asked my wife if I could go on an Arfcom-inspired monkey hunt. She said no. An epic safari right here in the U.S. of A. and you can't go.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:07:41 PM EDT
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So you're saying your Mrs. wears the pants? Tsk...tsk. An epic safari right here in the U.S. of A. and you can't go. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I asked my wife if I could go on an Arfcom-inspired monkey hunt. She said no. An epic safari right here in the U.S. of A. and you can't go. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:12:47 PM EDT
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hell, it's an epic safari right here in my state, as well as a way to mitigate a public health hazard, and I can't go! Give her a $1000 gift card. Then ask her again.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:21:17 PM EDT
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You're doing it wrong. Give her a $1000 gift card. Then ask her again. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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hell, it's an epic safari right here in my state, as well as a way to mitigate a public health hazard, and I can't go! Give her a $1000 gift card. Then ask her again. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:25:34 PM EDT
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Serious question: what would it take to actually get to hunt this little bastards?
Hunting permit? Lease/access fee? Curious minds want to know. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:26:52 PM EDT
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When Arfcom visits Ocala.
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:28:06 PM EDT
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Serious question: what would it take to actually get to hunt this little bastards? Hunting permit? Lease/access fee? Curious minds want to know. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:30:22 PM EDT
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Serious question: what would it take to actually get to hunt this little bastards? Hunting permit? Lease/access fee? Curious minds want to know. |
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Posted: 7/10/2017 5:31:10 PM EDT
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I already have the go ahead from Florida fish and game to do an invasive species hunt. I can kill as many of these fuckers as I want. They were quite happy to hear I wanted to go killing monkeys. I'll be bow hunting these little faggots. I hate monkeys.
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