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Posted: 6/29/2017 9:30:19 AM EDT

Yea, ARF curse right? Or a don't get married to a nurse thread

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:40:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/29/2017 9:40:40 AM EDT

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So what went wrong?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:41:40 AM EDT

[#3]

First wife was a stripper, second a nurse.

I'll keep the nurse over the stripper.

Any kids involved?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:43:23 AM EDT

[#4]

Are you finished making poor life choices?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:45:03 AM EDT

[#5]

Will you be crashing a wedding with your best bro this weekend?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:45:05 AM EDT

[#6]

Wouldn't that 'dream vacation to the west Texas desert' have been cheaper than this shit?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:45:40 AM EDT

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Already faced that curse & the current old lady just passed here NCLEX boards. Sad to say I don't learn from experience.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:46:04 AM EDT

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What kind of lube did her attorney bring?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:47:55 AM EDT

[#9]

Good luck.
I hope your not footing the bill at $1k an hour like I did.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:48:24 AM EDT

[#10]

How about

just dont get married!

After round two! Dont think I will ever do round three.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:50:38 AM EDT

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Do you think you should be paying attention to what's going on where you are,
Rather than chatting online with dudes?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:54:10 AM EDT

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I've heard that rape victims often go to a happy place until it's over.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:54:11 AM EDT

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It is going to hurt. Make it quick and don't get hung up on the small stuff. She most likely has some some shit on her list that she doesn't care about; but she knows important to you. Blow them off and move on.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:00:45 AM EDT

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1 kid joint custody right now, no pics of ex I deleted them ALL- her new bf is a guy that's 14 years older than her and she he cheated on his 4th wife with my soon to be ex.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:01:11 AM EDT

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Nah, he's gonna get fucked either way. Might as well make it amusing.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:01:33 AM EDT

[#16]

-nm-

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:02:18 AM EDT

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I remember last time I was in one of those.

The therapist said, Midcap, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Then I said, Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:02:24 AM EDT

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You know why divorce is so expensive??

It's worth it

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:02:25 AM EDT

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It is going to hurt. Make it quick and don't get hung up on the small stuff. She most likely has some some shit on her list that she doesn't care about; but she knows important to you. Blow them off and move on.

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Yea but she is wanting to keep most of the marital property so I'm like "pay me bitch"

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:04:20 AM EDT

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Lol

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:05:29 AM EDT

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My first wife is/was a nurse. It didn't work out. Current wife is a nurse. It is working out. YMMV

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:05:49 AM EDT

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Nothing going on right now, mediator seeing her and her lawyer while I wait at about $300 an hour

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:07:44 AM EDT

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I remember last time I was in one of those.

The therapist said, Midcap, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Then I said, Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

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I knew this was gonna get posted.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:09:06 AM EDT

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Nothing going on right now, mediator seeing her and her lawyer while I wait at about $300 an hour

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I hope you have a lawyer...

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:09:09 AM EDT

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In Florida, the content of a mediation is completely confidential (unless of course a crime is committed or threatened). It's a good bet KY is the same. If the mediator catches you posting on the internet, she could complain to the judge, and you could be facing contempt. I can't give legal advice in your state, but if you were my client and in my state, I would tell you to delete this thread.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:09:15 AM EDT

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Yea but she is wanting to keep most of the marital property so I'm like "pay me bitch"

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Pots, pans, and bedsheets are cheaper to get at Target than at a $300/hour mediation. My attorney told me that up front. I wish I had listened.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:10:09 AM EDT

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Maybe if you were not on your phone so much the marriage would have worked.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:11:19 AM EDT

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Pots, pans, and bedsheets are cheaper to get at Target than at a $300/hour mediation. My attorney told me that up front. I wish I had listened.

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Lot more than that trust me, he'll im in one conference room and they are in another- lots of issues

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:11:36 AM EDT

[#29]

Why?

A.W.D.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:12:22 AM EDT

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Maybe if I hadn't worked to provide too I guess- took her 6 years of no work to finish college

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:14:03 AM EDT

[#31]

I'm trying to finalize my divorce so I can start working on my next one..

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:15:40 AM EDT

[#32]

I'll do a second marriage someday hopefully but no freaking more than that!

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:19:48 AM EDT

[#33]

I can't believe no one has asked yet... did you pepper your angus before you went in?

Also were you allowed to bring lube or does your state require you to take it dry?

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:19:48 AM EDT

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Lot more than that trust me, he'll im in one conference room and they are in another- lots of issues

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Pots, pans, and bedsheets are cheaper to get at Target than at a $300/hour mediation. My attorney told me that up front. I wish I had listened.

Lot more than that trust me, he'll im in one conference room and they are in another- lots of issues

Good luck man. BTDT. Not fun.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:22:41 AM EDT

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I'll do a second marriage someday hopefully but no freaking more than that!

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Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

-George Will

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:22:48 AM EDT

[#36]

Good luck, hopefully she gets half or less since she cheated.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:23:10 AM EDT

[#37]

btdt

this too shall pass

time heals all wounds

not all women are the same, similar, but not the same

do whats right for the kid, move on.

stay strong

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:23:16 AM EDT

[#38]

Horse chick

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:24:10 AM EDT

[#39]

If I'd killed her the day I'd met her I'd be getting out of jail about now....just saying.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:24:57 AM EDT

[#40]

Shouldn't you be paying attention!?

Edit: seen the question has been asked already

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:25:25 AM EDT

[#41]

Are you going to be pitching for the other team now?

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:30:09 AM EDT

[#42]

Im married and work in a hospital.
Dont Marry a nurse.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:31:07 AM EDT

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Nah, he's gonna get fucked either way. Might as well make it amusing.

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Just sayin might want to pay attention,
If I could do my divorce decree again many things would be different.
Some shit I thought "no biggie" turned out to be bigly biggie.

I think that is a lawyer tactic, ramble on and on about technical minutiae then just breeze over important details and move on to blah blah blah

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:31:50 AM EDT

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Wouldn't that 'dream vacation to the west Texas desert' have been cheaper than this shit?

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There's a lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:38:06 AM EDT

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Yea, ARF curse right? Or a don't get married to a nurse thread

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Last part. They tend to have high levels of the cray.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:38:06 AM EDT

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I remember last time I was in one of those.

The therapist said, Midcap, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Then I said, Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

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Posted: 6/29/2017 10:40:43 AM EDT

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1 kid joint custody right now, no pics of ex I deleted them ALL- her new bf is a guy that's 14 years older than her and she he cheated on his 4th wife with my soon to be ex.

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Sounds like your wife craves for romance and believes the grass is greener on the other side. Sh*t like that happens all the time and then they end up in a trailer home.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:42:40 AM EDT

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Maybe if I hadn't worked to provide too I guess- took her 6 years of no work to finish college

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lol

You're are/were her personal slot machine, time to pay out.....

The kid's just insurance they she has income for the next 18 years, or whatever....

She sounds evil as fuck.....congratulations....

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:43:06 AM EDT

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1 kid joint custody right now, no pics of ex I deleted them ALL- her new bf is a guy that's 14 years older than her and she he cheated on his 4th wife with my soon to be ex.

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Dr?