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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:37:51 PM EDT

[#1]

No.

My birthday is almost 9 months to the day from New years, and 8 months after my parents wedding day though.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:38:14 PM EDT

[#2]

I've never confirmed it, but my birthday is almost exactly nine months after my parent's anniversary.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:38:15 PM EDT

[#3]

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Yea I was a accident.

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I was last of 3 children, the unwanted one before safe abortions.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:40:34 PM EDT

[#4]

Don't know don't care.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:42:18 PM EDT

[#5]

Nope. Not gonna ask.

Of our 3 (soon to be 4) kids I'm only reasonably sure when our oldest was conceived. My MIL was in town and took us to get sushi. She was right down the hall when I made her a grandma for the first time.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:44:27 PM EDT

[#6]

Yep. Conceived on the couch.

More disturbing was the stories about going to Mexico for whores when he was stationed in Texas with the army.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:44:29 PM EDT

[#7]

My parents were married on Nov. 22. I was born the next August 30.
Do the math....

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:47:51 PM EDT

[#8]

Not even a little curious about it.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:48:20 PM EDT

[#9]

I was a May baby so I was probably conceived around her birthday in August. I'm sure it was boring vanilla missionary sex to make babies for the Lord.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:50:27 PM EDT

[#10]

Exact quote from my dad: "I thought I'd really lucked out finding a woman to marry that didnt want kids, but then your mother changed her mind after a while and I couldnt afford to get divorced again so I pretty much had to"

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:51:12 PM EDT

[#11]

On their honeymoon, in a cheap motel somewhere in the southwest. They've got it narrowed down to three or four of them.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:57:48 PM EDT

[#12]

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When I was in my teens (many moons ago). In the car, drove by a motel. In Huntington, WV. Offhandedly: "Oh, that's where you were conceived". Jesus, Mom.

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I am gonna use that on my kids.

Posted: 6/28/2017 9:58:16 PM EDT

[#13]

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My parents were married on Nov. 22. I was born the next August 30.
Do the math....

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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:59:52 PM EDT

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I am gonna use that on my kids.

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Me too, except it will be an Arby's

Posted: 6/28/2017 10:04:16 PM EDT

[#15]

I don't know how they remember. We were having sex 3-5 times a day everyday regardless of trying to get her pregnant or not. I have no idea which time any of my 3 kids were conceived.

Posted: 6/28/2017 10:05:17 PM EDT

[#16]

My birthday is 9 months to the day from Christmas my little brother is 3 days before mine. I can figure out what dad got for Christmas

Posted: 6/28/2017 10:06:40 PM EDT

[#17]

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Me too, except it will be an Arby's

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What do you kids want for dinner?
Arby's!
Speaking of Arby's remember when we made little Suzie in the parking lot?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! He's doing it again!

Posted: 6/28/2017 10:09:01 PM EDT

[#18]

My dad would have been 27 and my mother, 22.

I'd like to think, at that age, that they'd had "relations" more than once a damned month - so how the heck would they know?

Posted: 6/28/2017 10:14:35 PM EDT

[#19]

Never asked the question but I've narrowed it down to sometime around Thanksgiving of '68.

Posted: 6/28/2017 10:36:56 PM EDT

[#20]

Busch Gardens, Tampa Florida. I do not know the position or any of the gory details. My parents anniversary doesn't jive with sisters birthday (first born). She has never bothered to do the math.

Posted: 6/28/2017 11:12:12 PM EDT

[#21]

One time my folks were remincing about a vacation they took in 1972 in Canada. Dad looked over at me and said, "Oh yeah, we hadn't taken a family vacation in a few years and what do you know, your little ass came out nine months later." It turns out my Mom wasn't able to have kids after the first two kids based on the "expert" opinion of her OB/GYN. Well I'm living proof doctors can be full of shit.

Posted: 6/28/2017 11:40:23 PM EDT

[#22]

I was adopted. Parents signed some paper, got a receipt and took me home

Posted: 6/28/2017 11:50:31 PM EDT

[#23]

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Never asked the question but I've narrowed it down to sometime around Thanksgiving of '68.

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I think there are many of us that are Mommy's Thanksgiving surprise, or Dad's little Christmas present.
Jul, Aug, Sep have the largest number of births, in the US. 9 months after Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Imagine that!

Posted: 6/28/2017 11:51:43 PM EDT

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I was adopted. Parents signed some paper, got a receipt and took me home

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Lucky! Your folks got to pick you. Me, I was the luck of the draw, so to speak.

Posted: 6/29/2017 12:00:33 AM EDT

[#25]

No specific details about the evening of my conception but I do know it happened in 1967, during the Summer of Love and in San Francisco.

Posted: 6/29/2017 12:06:08 AM EDT

[#26]

Nope. My parents hardly ever talked about sex openly.

When they did, it was hilarious.

Posted: 6/29/2017 12:09:27 AM EDT

[#27]

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No I don't. But I know the very day my daughter was conceived (and other details). I'll keep that one close to the chest.

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My daughters flat-out asked us, so we told them.

One got her start after a New Year's Eve celebration, the other when my wife came to visit me when I was in HazMat training.

Posted: 6/29/2017 12:17:07 AM EDT

[#28]

After my parents got married and were "trying", my mom had a miscarriage before I was conceived.

I know I was planned.

My younger sister wasn't

That's as much detail as I wanted.

Posted: 6/29/2017 8:29:12 AM EDT

[#29]

Yes. Dad was a a trucker. Mom went with sometimes. Stuck at a drop/pickup for a weekend. FACT: there isn't a lot to do in Wolcott, Iowa in 1977

Posted: 6/29/2017 8:34:54 AM EDT

[#30]

Mercifully, no.

ETA: My father might have told my ex-husband though. The two of them were thicker than thieves, and both had, among other things in common, an unplanned child. I'll ask him the next time I talk to him.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:29:17 AM EDT

[#31]

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Mercifully, no.

ETA: My father might have told my ex-husband though. The two of them were thicker than thieves, and both had, among other things in common, an unplanned child. I'll ask him the next time I talk to him.

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Your father and your ex-husband had a child together?

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:35:59 AM EDT

[#32]

They showed me the video. I gave it a meh. Told them the acting seemed forced with not a lot of chemistry and they kept looking at the camera.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:40:05 AM EDT

[#33]

Born September 7th -- nine months after Pearl Harbor attack.

Never been sure if these events are related.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:42:08 AM EDT

[#34]

My birthday is 9 months after Christmas.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:56:43 AM EDT

[#35]

Yes, I was in my twenties and going somewhere with my dad and the radio talk show hosts were discussing it. My dad looked at me and said.. Vegas. LOL.

Posted: 6/29/2017 9:59:18 AM EDT

[#36]

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No, and that's not a conversation I want to have with my parents

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However, doing some simple math, I realize my birthday is a little over 9 months after Valentine's day

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So, do you have a mid October birthday?

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:16:29 AM EDT

[#37]

I never heard about when I was conceived, and I'm guessing they just didn't know. My dad wasn't bashful about anything; one time (when I was about 12) there was something on TV that pertained to having sex in public places, and my dad looked over at my mom and said "...like under a beach towel on Miami Beach." My moms face got all red, and the rest of us laughed.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:23:54 AM EDT

[#38]

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Your father and your ex-husband had a child together?

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Mercifully, no.

ETA: My father might have told my ex-husband though. The two of them were thicker than thieves, and both had, among other things in common, an unplanned child. I'll ask him the next time I talk to him.

Your father and your ex-husband had a child together?

I worked really hard on that sentence so the dumbest motherfucker in GD would understand that both my father and my ex-husband had an unplanned child, but not the same child. Since you aren't the dumbest motherfucker in GD, I have obviously fallen far short of my goal. I am bummed.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:31:03 AM EDT

[#39]

Unfortunately yes.

My mom kind of blurted out the story once...don't really remember the circumstances why. Mom & Dad were getting ready to head out to a new year's party. Babysitter had the older siblings occupied so they had a quickie in the bedroom closet.

My birthday is in the first week of September so that story checks out.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:33:03 AM EDT

[#40]

No, because talking about your parents fucking is weird.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:39:22 AM EDT

[#41]

My parents recently celebrated their 50th anniversary, and I was informed at the last minute that, as their oldest child, I was to give a toast. I did so k I'm a reasonably good impromptu speaker), and when the appraise and cheers were over my Dad piped up. "It's also the anniversary of our oldest son's conception."

Thanks Dad. No good deed, etc.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:46:54 AM EDT

[#42]

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It was pretty obvious that I was also an accident.

I don't care to have a conversation about my conception with my parents. Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:52:14 AM EDT

[#43]

Dad always said a buzzard laid an egg on a fence post and the sun hatched me. I never believed it.

Since I am the only kid in the immediate family with red hair and freckles I always wondered about the mail man, much more plausible than the egg story.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:52:31 AM EDT

[#44]

Hell no!

But my brother and I have bdays 5 days apart. 9 months after New Years.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:53:41 AM EDT

[#45]

My dad shared my brother's. Dunno if I believe it.

Posted: 6/29/2017 10:54:34 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/29/2017 10:55:18 AM EDT

[#47]

I was adopted from a home for wayward young women.

Don't know the exact circumstances, but I'm going with accident.

Posted: 6/29/2017 11:12:38 AM EDT

[#48]

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I worked really hard on that sentence so the dumbest motherfucker in GD would understand that both my father and my ex-husband had an unplanned child, but not the same child. Since you aren't the dumbest motherfucker in GD, I have obviously fallen far short of my goal. I am bummed.

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Mercifully, no.

ETA: My father might have told my ex-husband though. The two of them were thicker than thieves, and both had, among other things in common, an unplanned child. I'll ask him the next time I talk to him.

Your father and your ex-husband had a child together?

I worked really hard on that sentence so the dumbest motherfucker in GD would understand that both my father and my ex-husband had an unplanned child, but not the same child. Since you aren't the dumbest motherfucker in GD, I have obviously fallen far short of my goal. I am bummed.