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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:26:01 PM EDT
I know. I wish I didn't know, but I know. My old man told me once that he did my mom in the backseat of a Camaro he had in the parking lot after a Led Zeppelin show in Tampa.
Just to add insult to injury, he told me while me, my girlfriend, and my best friend were all getting a ride home from the movies when I was 15. So, did your parents ever tell you about the time they made you?  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:27:11 PM EDT
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Yea I was a accident.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:27:15 PM EDT
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My Dad once said something along the lines of he was just poking fun until my mom had to go and take it serious.
That was still more than I needed to know. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:28:56 PM EDT
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Yea I was a accident. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:29:45 PM EDT
[#4]
OP, isn't that Ron Jeremy in your avatar?
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:30:33 PM EDT
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OP, isn't that Ron Jeremy in your avatar? |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:30:49 PM EDT
[#6]
No, and that's not a conversation I want to have with my parents
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However, doing some simple math, I realize my birthday is a little over 9 months after Valentine's day  .
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:32:08 PM EDT
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All I know is he said it was too cold to go to the drugstore.
Oh well. Joke was on him. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:32:27 PM EDT
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no, except that my mom had multiple miscarriages, they were on several regimens of fertility stuff and I almost miscarried mid term and my mom was on bed rest for like, ever.
and I have Never. Heard. The End of it. Ever. I'm 45. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:33:39 PM EDT
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I know I'm an accident but I've never asked for or received specifics. By my birth date I'm guessing it was Valentines day
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:33:49 PM EDT
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Yea I was a accident.
Funny though, I'm closer in age to my parents than I am my youngest brother. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:39:05 PM EDT
[#11]
No I don't. But I know the very day my daughter was conceived (and other details). I'll keep that one close to the chest.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:42:01 PM EDT
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Yea I was a accident. 
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:43:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Can this place get any dumber.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:44:07 PM EDT
[#14]
Should the topic have arisen, I pretend my parents so respect the intelligence of their creation that they'd have seen such sharing as superflorous.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:44:12 PM EDT
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Lenny Bruce was an obscene but funny comic. His mother was a comic. She said she visited an OBGYN doctor one day and he had her in the stirrups on the exam table. The doc is doing the exam and he says "Are you Lenny Bruce's mom?" "Yea." Doc says "Where did he get started?" She says "Doc, where you got your finger is where he got his start." True story.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:44:30 PM EDT
[#16]
No. We never said "S, E, X" either.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:47:37 PM EDT
[#17]
No. Don't ask, don't tell
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:51:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Gawd no!
I would probably commit seppuku if they tried to tell me.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:52:45 PM EDT
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Yea I was a accident. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:54:08 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I know. I wish I didn't know, but I know. My old man told me once that he did my mom in the backseat of a Camaro he had in the parking lot after a Led Zeppelin show in Tampa. Just to add insult to injury, he told me while me, my girlfriend, and my best friend were all getting a ride home from the movies when I was 15. So, did your parents ever tell you about the time they made you? https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/Creampie-240794.JPG
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:55:41 PM EDT
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My mom managed a pharmacy in the 60's. My father was hired as a new pharmacist. I was conceived in the women's bathroom of a Rexall pharmacy in Watts. Not planned.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 8:58:13 PM EDT
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Should the topic have arisen, I pretend my parents so respect the intelligence of their creation that they'd have seen such sharing as superflorous. 
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:01:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:07:05 PM EDT
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If it was 1974, and the Camaro was red I might have saw that..... |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:08:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Nope.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:10:02 PM EDT
[#26]
Nope
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:11:20 PM EDT
[#27]
I know a guy named Branson because that's where he was made. No mystery there.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:12:26 PM EDT
[#28]
I took my daughter home from the hospital in a Camaro, Really nice black 72 Z28. That's all I got...
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:13:19 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm sure everybody wants to hear "I was drunk, didn't have a condom, and missed your mom's butthole."
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:15:02 PM EDT
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No, and that's not a conversation I want to have with my parents .
However, doing some simple math, I realize my birthday is a little over 9 months after Valentine's day .
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:15:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Nope.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:16:26 PM EDT
[#32]
Yep.
In a tent just outside of Pueblo, CO. 
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:17:27 PM EDT
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No, and that's not a conversation I want to have with my parents .
However, doing some simple math, I realize my birthday is a little over 9 months after Valentine's day . |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:18:33 PM EDT
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No. I've always assumed sex was involved.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:19:19 PM EDT
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Back seat of a 72 nova
They apparently snuck off somewhere on their way home from high school and I was born 3 days before graduation. Mom went for adoption, dad sued for custody and won. They both ended up being great parents so at least there is that.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:19:45 PM EDT
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I'm sure everybody wants to hear "I was drunk, didn't have a condom, and missed your mom's butthole." The fact that it humiliated me and gave my best friend years of joke fodder was just icing on the cake. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:20:22 PM EDT
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I confronted my parents about it when I realized the timing.
I was born a few weeks early in October of '77, which means I was conceived on or around Jimmy Carter's inauguration. It's awful knowing that my parents were both excited and positive about the future around that time. My name is 5FeetHighAndRising, and I'm a Jimmy Carter baby. There, I said it. Fortunately nature kept me from having a little brother or sister that will be turning 8 in a couple of months. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:21:42 PM EDT
[#38]
Yeah.
When I was in my teens (many moons ago). In the car, drove by a motel. In Huntington, WV. Offhandedly: "Oh, that's where you were conceived". Jesus, Mom. ETA: Just checked google street view. Place is still there 55 years later.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:23:05 PM EDT
[#39]
I was reminded every now and then that my mother's birthday is 9 months before mine. Does that count?
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:23:27 PM EDT
[#40]
"The wind blew... the shit blew... and along came you..."
My dad |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:23:49 PM EDT
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My mother was home sick with Mono and my father came home from work and "attacked her" on the couch. We had that couch my entire life and I even took it with me when we moved out. I never made any babies on it but I might have done the deed there myself.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:26:02 PM EDT
[#42]
No. But one of these days I will ask my dad.
From the little bit I have put together I was the result of my Father giving my Mother a ride home from the bar one early morning in May 1989. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:28:19 PM EDT
[#43]
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Yeah. When I was in my teens (many moons ago). In the car, drove by a motel. In Huntington, WV. Offhandedly: "Oh, that's where you were conceived". Jesus, Mom. ETA: Just checked google street view. Place is still there 55 years later. |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:31:11 PM EDT
[#44]
My parents no, but I did have a friend who had twins boys and he told them he was so deep in their mother he split the egg.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:31:21 PM EDT
[#45]
I've never asked or been told. But I know I was an accident. Likely coinciding with St. Patrick's Day.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:32:49 PM EDT
[#46]
I was born precisely 9 months after the Blizzard of 1978.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:33:16 PM EDT
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God no. I never want to know.
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:33:58 PM EDT
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Mine is 9months and 10 days after new years eve |
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:36:25 PM EDT
[#49]
Lots of rum im barbados
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Posted: 6/28/2017 9:37:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Hell . I was a miracle kid . Parents supposedly married in May . My birthday is in July . Go figure .
Told you it was a miracle . And I really don't know if there ever was a marriage . gd |
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