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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:20:08 PM EDT
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I need to get off of the internet and do some yardwork.

Bye.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:21:27 PM EDT
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I wish I'd followed my instincts and not opened this thread.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:26:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:28:05 PM EDT
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it's good to see that Sears/Craftsman has a solution to this situation.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:32:25 PM EDT
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Who knew growing up watching transformers I would one day walk the streets with them...
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:42:48 PM EDT
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A 17'er has done the unpossible and taken over the Derp from the 13'ers

Ed

Ps: ban him
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:44:33 PM EDT
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pics?
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This took WAY too long to be posted.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:49:58 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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The real way?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:51:30 PM EDT
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I wish I'd followed my instincts and not opened this thread.
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:51:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:56:16 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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What in the actual fuck?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:56:19 PM EDT
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This thread is dildos.
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 4:59:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:02:25 PM EDT
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By Zeus's lightning cock,this thread is beautiful


Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:11:14 PM EDT
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So it gets a doctor prescribed set of dildos?
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That way they're covered by health insurance.... 
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:11:45 PM EDT
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Is there a second set not pictured?

That's a pretty big jump from the green dildo to a fist.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:13:48 PM EDT
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This thread is still going ?
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:14:16 PM EDT
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I need to get off of the internet and do some yardwork.

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Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:15:50 PM EDT
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This thread is still going ?
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Of course. It isn't fully dilated yet.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:18:33 PM EDT
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    Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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    This beats the OP
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:20:50 PM EDT
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    I wonder what those cost.
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    I wonder who the fuck invented them and if it's roto-molded or injection molded.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:22:39 PM EDT
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    IN!
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:24:29 PM EDT
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    Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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    Winner. 
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:24:42 PM EDT
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    Diesel never left us.  
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:25:03 PM EDT
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    This is my favorite thread of the day.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:37:59 PM EDT
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    Vaginal Dilators. That orange one is 9" long and 1 1/2" in diameter. $55 Size #4.

    You can get anything on the internet...
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:41:32 PM EDT
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    Your "former colleague"...

    Sure.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:41:40 PM EDT
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    Could stop at orange and just date asians.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:46:27 PM EDT
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    Beardog308, thank you for contributing such an arftastic story. Bravo.

    Have you been contacted by Maury's producers yet?
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:49:22 PM EDT
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    Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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    The child would call you Uncle Daddy, and everyone would assume you're from West Virginia.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:49:57 PM EDT
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    You were wrong!  Not a good post anywhere on ARF!
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    So, a former colleague of mine announced he was, in fact, not a "he" but in fact a she due to a "brain imbalence" Greg is now "Gina" and undersent sex change surgery in Indiana. After the surgery he was provided the following set of ... um ... devices...they are vaginal dialaters. Apparently, he has to use them to make sure his new ... um ... thing ... is properly sized and remaining so.

    What has been seen can not be unseen.

    I wondered why the come in mutiple colors.

    I thought this was a good post for ARFCOM GD.

    https://eilerspizza.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/img_20170420_1527370441.jpg?w=872&h=492



    You were wrong!  Not a good post anywhere on ARF!
    Are you kidding me,? That is like the poster child of GD. It is the pure embodiment of GD in a single post.
    Hats off to the OP, he made my night.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:51:52 PM EDT
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    Are you kidding me,? That is like the poster child of GD. It is the pure embodiment of GD in a single post.
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    Dr_Dickie in a vaginal dilator thread.  
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:52:35 PM EDT
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    Gina got nice cans? Asking for me
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:54:04 PM EDT
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    Admit it, you smelled them didn't you?
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:57:41 PM EDT
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    You must be pretty close for him to share those with you.
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    It is posted to his public blog site.

    https://eilerspizza.wordpress.com/
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:58:15 PM EDT
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    I've seen some strange shit here but this thread is near the top/bottom depending on how you look at it.  
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    I'm rather proud.

    :)
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 5:59:32 PM EDT
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    This beats the OP
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    I agree.

    I'm enjoying the comments...keep em ... um ... cuming.

    LOL.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:00:06 PM EDT
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    Vaginal Dilators. That orange one is 9" long and 1 1/2" in diameter. $55 Size #4.

    You can get anything on the internet...
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    It bothers me that you actually know this.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:00:46 PM EDT
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    Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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    That's really fucked up.  That's the equivalent of a dude finding out he's sterile and asking his dad to fuck his wife for him.

    Unbelievably fucked up
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:02:21 PM EDT
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    Are you kidding me,? That is like the poster child of GD. It is the pure embodiment of GD in a single post.
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    LOL..precisely. I'm so honored to have contributed to GD today.

    This is either a picture of somebody using those "things" or me getting a bit misty.

    Cheap entertainment, boys. Have a few beers and it gets even more hilarious.

    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:05:18 PM EDT
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    Jesus Christ........

    Cut dick and balls off. Take hormone replacement because your only what you think you are in spirit, then make sure to use vaginal dialator......... ya know, so your new snatch doesn't grow closed.... Then vote for Hillary?

    Yeah, that totally makes fucking sense.....

    What kind of morbidly fucked-up world are my kids going to get to be adults in?  How fucked up does your childhood have to be for any of this shit to seem like a good idea?

    Welp, that's probably one most fucked-up things I've seen in a really long time.

    Who'd ever thought vaginal dialators for transgenders was a thing....
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:06:15 PM EDT
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    Jesus Christ........

    Cut dick and balls off. Take hormone replacement because your only what you think you are in spirit, then make sure to use vaginal dialator......... ya know, so your new snatch doesn't grow closed.... Then vote for Hillary?

    Yeah, that totally makes fucking sense.....

    What kind of morbidly fucked-up world are my kids going to get to be adults in?  How fucked up does your childhood have to be for any of this shit to seem like a good idea?

    Welp, that's probably one most fucked-up things I've seen in a really long time.

    Who'd ever thought vaginal dialators for transgenders was a thing....
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    Could not have said it better myself.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:06:45 PM EDT
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    Admit it, you smelled them didn't you?
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    Jealous???
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:07:12 PM EDT
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    Second post has me worried
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:11:12 PM EDT
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    Holding out for Mark LaRue to sell one in UDE.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:14:02 PM EDT
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    Maybe not an arm and a leg, but definitely an appendage.
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    I wonder what those cost.
    Maybe not an arm and a leg, but definitely an appendage.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:15:26 PM EDT
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    Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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    Lolwut
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:15:29 PM EDT
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    Im replying just to say I took part in this epic thread.  There are so many WTFs in here I dont know where to start.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:18:09 PM EDT
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    Dr_Dickie in a vaginal dilator thread.  
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    Are you kidding me,? That is like the poster child of GD. It is the pure embodiment of GD in a single post.
    Hats off to the OP, he made my night.
    Dr_Dickie in a vaginal dilator thread.  
    Sadly, I have never been accused of being one.
    Link Posted: 6/24/2017 6:25:46 PM EDT
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    Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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    So I was sitting here eating an elk burger I just cooked on the BBQ, with the family pooch dying for me to drop some morsel for him to snatch up. I was thinking to myself how completely fucked up our society was. The fact that people would not only think that it is totally cool to go get their dick and balls chopped off, and have a doctor just Macgyver up a Vagina for them, but then to think that this shit is something that they should feel the need to share with people openly.

    WTF!

    I was thinking MY GOD I cannot imagine what their poor parents must think about the complete freak show that their offspring became.

    Then I scroll down a couple of posts, and I read that a father's daughter wants the father to bang the daughter's girlfriend and get her pregnant, to bring a child into the world. That poor child would be a confused train wreck.

    But Wait!

    The "father" who is also "Grandpa" is only worried about child support!

    The primary concern is not about how he is going to completely fuck up a kid from the start, but instead, he is worried about having pay money out of his pocket for what is actually his own offspring.

    For fuck sakes.
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