Roommate( Dumbass) took his lab and went home for Thanksgiving. He and the dog came back home and brought all the leftovers (20 pound turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and gravy) and stashed them in the fridge. I told him to get that nasty shit out of the fridge in mid December. On my birthday
(12/20) I went to work at 0900. Dumbass (who worked with me) came on at noon. Dumbass tossed the Thanksgiving leftovers into the garbage can and left it there when he went to work. Dumbasses dog knocked over the can and ate the entire fucking mess. I got off work at 4:30 and got home to find this.
I got the poor mutt a big bowl of water, and a bowl of food; and took him for a walk. Then I called Dumbass (who had to work until midnight) and told him "You have one
hell of a mess to clean up." And went to visit my parents for a few days.