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Posted: 6/23/2017 7:44:17 PM EDT
Iron eating fungus? Aliens? Should I kill it with fire? Bleach maybe?

It's coming up from a mulch bed and going up on a old wrought iron three-legged plant stand.

I poked at it with a stick and it's all slimy and it stuck to the stick like glue. It was not there yesterday but we had a over-night rain so I guess it grew during the day.

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Slime mold ?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:46:31 PM EDT
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What's it taste like?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:47:03 PM EDT
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Pee on it.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:47:59 PM EDT
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I thought this was an Incubus thread.......
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:48:39 PM EDT
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Dibs on yer yard sale finds.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:48:56 PM EDT
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J-Rod Jizz

Pepper your angus for Alien probes
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:49:08 PM EDT
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It had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:49:24 PM EDT
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Pardon me?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:56:59 PM EDT
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Op will be a hot dancer
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:00:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:02:57 PM EDT
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Biocide/fungicide.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:05:12 PM EDT
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Purple
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:05:16 PM EDT
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setup a live feed so we can watch you touch it and see what happens
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:06:21 PM EDT
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Somebody give this man a prize.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:07:44 PM EDT
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I had the same crap growing in my garden. That was 2 months ago. I still can't get rid of the itch. Doc said it
should go away when I die.
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Nahh...that's that green stuff what smells like a polecat what tastes purple. 
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:10:13 PM EDT
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It had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness.
I would have seen what you did there, IF I wasn't blind from soap poisoning.


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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:10:38 PM EDT
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Dog vomit slime mold
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:11:18 PM EDT
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You have any satellites crash land nearby recently? Could be a variant of the Andromeda Strain
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:12:40 PM EDT
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That could be a bad idea.

It might swim upstream and anchor itself in your penis.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:13:28 PM EDT
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Slime mold, common in the valley
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:17:40 PM EDT
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Dude...you've just discovered the cure for not having slime mold!!!  
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:19:15 PM EDT
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Meteor shit!
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:35:00 PM EDT
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Kill it with fire.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:43:45 PM EDT
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Smoke it.

Report back in 3 days when you have come down.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:46:26 PM EDT
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As others have posted, it's a slime mold.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:50:25 PM EDT
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Calvin?
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Another fungus thread?  

Cool.  I had one yesterday as well.

Glad there's another wild and crazy "fungi" on here.  
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Debut album of the band Incubus

Incubus fungus among us
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:26:36 PM EDT
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Someone's condom burst..
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:34:36 PM EDT
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Debut album of the band Incubus

Incubus fungus among us
Hmmm....Stellar, I wish you were here. Let's take a Drive, Anna Molly.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:36:46 PM EDT
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I've had enough of GD and it's people's mindless games.
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I had some red cage fungus in my mulch one day. Flies are attracted to it b/c I guess it smells like dead flesh.

not my pic 

Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:46:15 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 10:46:22 PM EDT
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Dibs on OP's garage sale finds collection

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Seconded.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 11:03:01 PM EDT
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I'm going to leave it be and see what develops......But if it starts asking me to feed it all bets are off.



Oh shit!

When food is in short supply, many of these single-celled organisms will congregate and start moving as a single body.

Slime Mold
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 11:18:36 PM EDT
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Nothing to worry about. It's only  Andromeda Strain.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 10:37:03 AM EDT
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Don't go to sleep.

Link Posted: 6/24/2017 10:43:32 AM EDT
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Fruiting body of yellow slime mold
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 10:46:40 AM EDT
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Nah, somebody buried a can of Great Stuff and you just drove the stake through it.
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Kinds what I was thinking.

Usually looks like scrambled eggs with vegetable chunks in it.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 10:52:19 AM EDT
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Trouble in 421
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 10:57:40 AM EDT
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thats bigfoots cum, eat it and you’ll have superpowers.
Link Posted: 6/24/2017 11:02:00 AM EDT
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When you were not looking someone dumped  Gorilla Glue on it.
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