Shaqu's toes, causing nausea and vomiting across America

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Posted: 5/27/2017 11:19:09 PM EDT

(don't open thread if you're eating, you have been warned)

So, Shaquille O'Neal decided to show his size 22 foot the other day...

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:22:22 PM EDT

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Yum.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:22:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2017 11:25:55 PM EDT

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Is that silver nail polish?

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:26:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2017 11:26:42 PM EDT

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I imagine squeezing into any off the shelf shoe once you get that big will jack your feet up something fierce. I'm tempted to start going custom or old man shoes down here at a lowly 13.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:27:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2017 11:28:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2017 11:29:33 PM EDT

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Meh. Looks better than mine.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:30:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/27/2017 11:30:50 PM EDT

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I imagine squeezing into any off the shelf shoe once you get that big will jack your feet up something fierce. I'm tempted to start going custom or old man shoes down here at a lowly 13.

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My stepson who wears size 14 loves going to the Nike outlets.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:33:32 PM EDT

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No, biological. I believe the scientific term is disgustingus apetoeflakenailius.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:34:28 PM EDT

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Shaq? Off the shelf shoes? LOL!

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:35:59 PM EDT

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If he'd put on a wig, Eddie Murphy might still be interested.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:38:17 PM EDT

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Lebron's toes are a lot more gross. Fucked up like he had to wear shoes that were too small, while growing up

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:42:32 PM EDT

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Well it is late but Adidas does make up to a 21 in some styles. It was more of a general statement. Once you get that big width probably plays hell on it too. I know it does for me. Have to wear 4E width in my steel toed boots and anything that's soft toe I just bow out the sides.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:42:45 PM EDT

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Lebron's toes are a lot more gross. Fucked up like he had to wear shoes that were too small, while growing up

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Ahh, now I understand what Stealthy_Waffle may have meant...

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:44:26 PM EDT

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Meh. Looks better than mine.

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Currently treating my right side big toe for fungus with vics rub. Its black as shit. Today I was climbing over a bunch of crap in my garage with sandals on

slipped and caught that toe on a sharp piece of plastic on the lawnmower. So now its a black nail and a big gaping cut.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:50:16 PM EDT

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Currently treating my right side big toe for fungus with vics rub. Its black as shit. Today I was climbing over a bunch of crap in my garage with sandals on

slipped and caught that toe on a sharp piece of plastic on the lawnmower. So now its a black nail and a big gaping cut.

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If the Vic's disappoints, try Listerine and vinegar 50/50. You have to apply it until the fucked up part is completely grown out.

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:55:24 PM EDT

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I see your Shaq feet and raise one pair prehensile Mikhail Baryshnikov feet.

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His feet are sooo bad, they were mentioned in the film Jeffrey.
Fast forward to 2:22 (but the whole thing is worth watching)

Patrick Stewart in ''Jeffrey''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wft3c07r1KY

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:57:10 PM EDT

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Shaq is funny shit but his feet not so much

Posted: 5/27/2017 11:59:10 PM EDT

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Nice

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:01:29 AM EDT

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Black people do foot binding?

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:07:48 AM EDT

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Plenty of athletes feet look rough. They take a lot of punishment. And not finding big enough shoes is real. I stuffed my feet into 15s for years before I found bigger shoes. I was probably 18-19 years old before I found the Nike outlet with bigger sizes. My toes are a little jacked. Nowhere near Shaq and LeBron jacked toes.

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:08:58 AM EDT

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Plenty of athletes feet look rough. They take a lot of punishment. And not finding big enough shoes is real. I stuffed my feet into 15s for years before I found bigger shoes. I was probably 18-19 years old before I found the Nike outlet with bigger sizes. My toes are a little jacked. Nowhere near Shaq and LeBron jacked toes.

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Pics?

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:08:59 AM EDT

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For an Irish guy, his feet are really tanned.

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:15:40 AM EDT

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Currently treating my right side big toe for fungus with vics rub. Its black as shit. Today I was climbing over a bunch of crap in my garage with sandals on

slipped and caught that toe on a sharp piece of plastic on the lawnmower. So now its a black nail and a big gaping cut.

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Maybe clean that garage out.

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:17:09 AM EDT

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Mikhail's toes are jacked but they still look healthy... and human.

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:17:09 AM EDT

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LeBron's

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:20:42 AM EDT

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jacked the fuck up... but they indicate that a living human condition still is evident.

Posted: 5/28/2017 12:56:51 AM EDT

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I wear an 18 and compared to those guys I'm a damn foot model.

Posted: 5/28/2017 1:37:57 AM EDT

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I'll bet it's tough to get them up to his mouth to chew his nails.

Posted: 5/28/2017 2:04:14 AM EDT

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They're not too bad, he looks like he has a bit of hallux valgus interphalangeus with a cross over toe. It's all fixable.

Posted: 5/28/2017 2:05:26 AM EDT

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I'll bet it's tough to get them up to his mouth to chew his nails.

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If he doesn't bend his knee, they go five feet past his mouth.

Posted: 5/28/2017 2:06:49 AM EDT

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Mikhail's toes are jacked but they still look healthy... and human.

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Honestly, they look like ape feet.

Posted: 5/28/2017 2:49:36 AM EDT

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With toes like that, he's got to be a member here.

Posted: 5/28/2017 3:01:45 AM EDT

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They aren't that bad. Some of you responding to this thread have got it worse. Feet aren't supposed to be pretty. Humans don't sex the feet.

Posted: 5/28/2017 3:36:04 AM EDT

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He needs to soak his feet in some Johnson's Foot Soap once a week for about six months to get rid of those fungi toenails.

Posted: 5/28/2017 3:42:19 AM EDT

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They aren't that bad. Some of you responding to this thread have got it worse. Feet aren't supposed to be pretty. Humans don't sex the feet.

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I have gorgeous feet.

Posted: 5/28/2017 3:51:19 AM EDT

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Prove it.

Posted: 5/28/2017 3:52:21 AM EDT

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WTF you'd think these guys were wearing high heels for most of their life.

Posted: 5/28/2017 4:41:58 AM EDT

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Sure ya do...

Posted: 5/28/2017 5:13:23 AM EDT

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Meh, not that bad.

After you see the feet on a 60 something, homeless drug addict who's lived under a bridge for 20 years, those don't look to fucked up.

Posted: 5/28/2017 5:26:22 AM EDT

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Pics or you are a fucking tease

Posted: 5/28/2017 5:26:43 AM EDT

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I have gorgeous feet.

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They aren't that bad. Some of you responding to this thread have got it worse. Feet aren't supposed to be pretty. Humans don't sex the feet.

I have gorgeous feet.

Well, then I guess you're off to become a Professional Foot Model Eh?

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B_H

Posted: 5/28/2017 5:32:13 AM EDT

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They aren't that bad. Some of you responding to this thread have got it worse. Feet aren't supposed to be pretty. Humans don't sex the feet.

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I hear that Milkman makes sex with the feet.