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Posted: 5/27/2017 9:25:00 PM EDT
Much as I would prefer to die with my killer's throat clamped in my teeth, or perhaps be swept away by flood waters saving a child, my end will almost surely be slow and ignominious. I've seen the people, often stroke victims, sitting in the hallway in a nursing home, unable to do anything but stare blankly, waiting for death to end their pain and boredom.

So I ask, when do you want to die? When you can no longer live independently? When you are in great pain? When boredom becomes too much? Would you do anything to hasten your death, or will you wait for death to come to you? Uh, cheers.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:30:01 PM EDT
[#1]
Id be happy if I can die and know that everyone else will be ok without me.  If they could say something like, "we had a good run" with the feeling that you get at the end of a hard fought football game or other event.  We did our best but in the end, fate took its tole.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:30:59 PM EDT
[#2]
The time of my demise is already determined.  I want not.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:31:34 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:31:35 PM EDT
[#4]
when my work here is done and I find everything boring.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:31:39 PM EDT
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Much as I would prefer to die with my killer's throat clamped in my teeth, or perhaps be swept away by flood waters saving a child, my end will almost surely be slow and ignominious. I've seen the people, often stroke victims, sitting in the hallway in a nursing home, unable to do anything but stare blankly, waiting for death to end their pain and boredom.

So I ask, when do you want to die? When you can no longer live independently? When you are in great pain? When boredom becomes too much? Would you do anything to hasten your death, or will you wait for death to come to you? Uh, cheers.
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I hope that I am able to witness Christ's return and He takes me out of here.

If I die before that happens, I just hope it's not painful.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:32:53 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm going to die 254 years from now.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:33:34 PM EDT
[#7]
At the spending of my last cent and last moment of uninterrupted good health
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:34:49 PM EDT
[#8]
Dunno, but hopefully i can do a few flips and someone gets that shit on camera.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:36:02 PM EDT
[#9]
I want to be immortal.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:36:12 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm goin' dowwwnnnn in a blaze of gloreeeee....
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:36:29 PM EDT
[#11]
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I'm going to die 254 years from now.
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So, like, 0 is the network year and 255 is the broadcast year.  That makes sense as to why you'd only have 254 usable years...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:37:15 PM EDT
[#12]
In about 50yrs my work is done
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:37:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Not today.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:38:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Who gives a shit?  Ain't none of us making it outta here alive.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:38:30 PM EDT
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This^

Skip the whole thing.

I wish to be Lazarus Long.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:40:00 PM EDT
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I will dine in the great Hall with my brethren.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:40:49 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:42:33 PM EDT
[#18]
i'd prefer to die in a pile of empty brass, an empty 1911 in my hand covered in the blood of my enemies...

realistically, I'll get to the point where i'm infirm and becoming a burden... I'll walk out into the front yard, maybe on a nice, fall day, when the temperature is crisp, there's the faint smell of smoke from a distant fire in the air, and the sun is going down... and check myself out...

but, who knows what the future holds...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:42:35 PM EDT
[#19]
When I can't wipe my own ass.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:43:37 PM EDT
[#20]
Every night when I lay down to sleep... I stay up for hours until I do go to sleep, where I hope I don't wake up. So tonight would be nice, if not another day of the same shit.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:44:54 PM EDT
[#21]
 At the end of my life...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:45:39 PM EDT
[#22]
The night the last Simpsons episode airs. That way I won't miss any.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:47:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Before I become a burden on my children.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:49:06 PM EDT
[#24]
The sooner the better IMO.  I've got nothing to 'live' for.  No kids, distant family that are strangers, mediocre job...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:49:22 PM EDT
[#25]
After I'd achieved redemption for my sins would be fine. (Not 'religious redemption' but real redemption, I mean.)
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:50:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Dying is the easy part, living is the hard part.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:50:33 PM EDT
[#27]
In the year 2525
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#28]
I hope I die just as I cum, balls deep in a beautiful woman...hoping that's after both my kids Mary and have kids so I can try and leave a little love and knowledge  before I go..if not that way since I am single....then out in my beloved woods doing what I do....maybe fighting a grizzly because I couldn't pull iron fast enough.......
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:51:35 PM EDT
[#29]
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:51:46 PM EDT
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Dying is the easy part, living is the hard part.
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Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:51:46 PM EDT
[#31]
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The sooner the better IMO.  I've got nothing to 'live' for.  No kids, distant family that are strangers, mediocre job...
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sounds like me...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:53:22 PM EDT
[#32]
Soon, I'm just marking time til I die...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:54:06 PM EDT
[#33]
September 28th, 2050.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:54:09 PM EDT
[#34]
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I will dine in the great Hall with my brethren.
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The cross is from a Marilyn Manson concert
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:55:00 PM EDT
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Before I become a burden on my children.
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The family joke has been to last long enough to be a burden on my 4 children  as payback for all the shit they have bestowed on us.

BUT the truth  is when the good Lord calls me home,   I hope my deeds are worthy of a place in heaven.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:55:05 PM EDT
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When I can't wipe my own ass.
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Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:55:42 PM EDT
[#37]
My biggest fear, I pray not until all of my responsibilities are covered
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:56:43 PM EDT
[#38]
Like Hunter S Thompson, I'll know when the time is here.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:58:32 PM EDT
[#39]
in my eighties, in my own bed with a belly full of whiskey and some young whore's lips around my cock
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Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:59:03 PM EDT
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I want to be immortal.
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How old are you? I used to think that, then I wasn't so sure. Now I'm pretty sure I don't want to live forever.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 9:59:27 PM EDT
[#41]
Tomorrow.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:00:34 PM EDT
[#42]
If I make it to a point where I need someone to help care for me for daily activities, I'm taking myself out.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:00:42 PM EDT
[#43]
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After I'd achieved redemption for my sins would be fine. (Not 'religious redemption' but real redemption, I mean.)
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Like on "My name is Earl"?
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:00:47 PM EDT
[#44]
Tonight, tomorrow, sixty years from now...matters not. “I know Whom I have believed, And am persuaded that He is able
To keep that which I’ve committed
Unto Him against that day.”
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:00:54 PM EDT
[#45]
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Tomorrow.
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Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:02:07 PM EDT
[#46]
Once my work is done and most importantly I am remembered for a few years. Not remembered for a thousand years, just 50 or more. Just get my name out there as a good person.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:02:24 PM EDT
[#47]
Good question.   Hopefully I tip over from the big one at 80 while in decent shape and have my mind yet.

If not and it's gonna be long and drawn out like ALS or a hideous cancer, make a whisky,  have a cigar,  watch the sun go down and eat my .45 Colt.

Maybe rub one out before I go..
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:02:33 PM EDT
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Who gives a shit?  Ain't none of us making it outta here alive.
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So many people don't let that sink in.  

You start dying the day you are born.  No certainties except death.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:02:46 PM EDT
[#49]
Wow. I feel bad for a few of you. Hope, somehow, things get better.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:04:03 PM EDT
[#50]
Hopefully painlessly. In my sleep would be best case, a long time from now.
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