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Posted: 5/23/2017 5:16:31 PM EDT

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He seems to have stubbed his face.

Posted: 5/23/2017 5:21:30 PM EDT

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He seems to have stubbed his face.

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His prison nickname is "roadrash".

Posted: 5/23/2017 5:22:07 PM EDT

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Dis is his FAAAAACCCCE!!

Win.

Posted: 5/23/2017 5:23:27 PM EDT

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I was just thinking the other day I can make my skin crawl on command, I just think of stumbling and skinning my knee on a freshly graveled roadway.

Thinking of that gif seems to be working too.

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@JoseCuervo

My dumbass BIL got in a drunken brawl with the popo one night while standing in the middle of a freshly graveled driveway.

He was naked.

Posted: 5/23/2017 5:42:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Was this the police track meet.

Posted: 5/23/2017 5:52:30 PM EDT

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He was planking

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And he hit the pavement like 2,000 lbs.

That's a plank-ton

Posted: 5/23/2017 5:57:48 PM EDT

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They should show this a 100 times at his trial. Just to amuse the jury.

Posted: 5/23/2017 6:09:23 PM EDT

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Reminds me of videos of planes landing on aircraft carriers with their landing gear up.

Posted: 5/23/2017 6:26:20 PM EDT

[#9]

Bike thieves totally fucking suck.

Good taze

Posted: 5/23/2017 6:29:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Shame it wasn't the big G

.40SW to the back does wonders to prevent recidivism

Posted: 5/23/2017 6:36:03 PM EDT

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Only thing that would have made this better is if he would've been ran over by a car. Hate thieves.

Posted: 5/23/2017 6:40:32 PM EDT

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Holy shit, that was beautiful! I love every second of that video. Reporter did a nice job as well. Police spokeswoman is slightly not guilty.

Posted: 5/23/2017 6:56:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/23/2017 7:05:49 PM EDT

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"Known homeless man with an extensive criminal history, burglary and theft."

So basically, this guy doesn't care because he has already figured out that they can't do shit to him. He already has an "extensive criminal history", which probably only covers 2% of the burglary and theft he has committed. He's already given up on getting a job at IBM, so he just keeps living as an outlaw, getting tagged periodically, and then getting back to it.

At what point should we just say, "Hey, you're an outlaw shithead who refuses to abide by the rules this society has established. You're done. We are dropping you 100 miles offshore. Good luck to you."

At this point. That's my vote.

Posted: 5/23/2017 7:11:14 PM EDT

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"Known homeless man with an extensive criminal history, burglary and theft."

So basically, this guy doesn't care because he has already figured out that they can't do shit to him. He already has an "extensive criminal history", which probably only covers 2% of the burglary and theft he has committed. He's already given up on getting a job at IBM, so he just keeps living as an outlaw, getting tagged periodically, and then getting back to it.

At what point should we just say, "Hey, you're an outlaw shithead who refuses to abide by the rules this society has established. You're done. We are dropping you 100 miles offshore. Good luck to you."

At this point. That's my vote.

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I was thinking that dropping him off in the middle of The Empty Quarter would be appropriate...give him $5, a handkerchief, and a toothbrush and tell him he's free to go.

But your way works too.

Posted: 5/23/2017 7:12:00 PM EDT

[#16]

The lady copper at 0:50 is pretty hot.

Posted: 5/23/2017 7:14:03 PM EDT

[#17]

4'

Wins the heat.

Posted: 5/23/2017 7:17:55 PM EDT

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I'd lose my job doing that.

Posted: 5/23/2017 7:18:38 PM EDT

[#19]

Justice!

Posted: 5/23/2017 7:55:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/23/2017 8:32:32 PM EDT

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I'd lose my job doing that.

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Why? That cop saved his life. He was going to run out into traffic and get killed.

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:15:43 PM EDT

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I arrested a guy and he fought us to the point we had to carry him to the cruiser and place him in the back seat. At the station he refused to stand and walk to the booking area, so we had to carry him through the back door, up some stairs, down the hall, and into the booking area. When we got there, we dropped him and he face planted, breaking off a front tooth. Ooops, my bad

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He got cooperative after that. He paid for his own dental work too, after getting bonded out. Never heard another thing about it.

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:21:04 PM EDT

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Lulz

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:25:52 PM EDT

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Sgt. Marian Cruz.

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This.

Also, how does the old anchor keep his job.... awful.

At one point i thought he had a stroke.

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:29:36 PM EDT

[#25]

lol

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:34:43 PM EDT

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That's a write up for allowing a cuffed suspect out of your grasp and days off, 5 most likely, for tasing a cuffed suspect.

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:35:51 PM EDT

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Good taze. Good reporter.

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That reporter was on the verge of laughing his ass off!!

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:40:30 PM EDT

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lol... Made me think of Bill Burr's stand up when he does the ’fast twitch muscle' bit.

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:42:34 PM EDT

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LMAO

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:43:25 PM EDT

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I give him a 9.4. He stuck the landing.

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:45:59 PM EDT

[#31]

It's beautiful!

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:53:28 PM EDT

[#32]

Concrete Swan dive. Fuck yeh!

Posted: 5/23/2017 9:58:23 PM EDT

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Sgt. Marian Cruz.

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Please bathe officer Cruz and bring her to my chambers... on second thought you may skip the bath...

Posted: 5/23/2017 11:01:18 PM EDT

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Here's one you don't see everyday. Like a gazelle gracefully leaping across the savanna, this ass wipe goes rigid in full stride and in midair.

Taser doing its thing...great video capture...

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I ain't watching shit if it has a 66 second long commercial in front of it.

Posted: 5/23/2017 11:07:33 PM EDT

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The best part in the reporter texting live on camera with zero fucks to give.

Posted: 5/23/2017 11:58:19 PM EDT

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I ain't watching shit if it has a 66 second long commercial in front of it.

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I don't care, but it's funny.

Chris

Posted: 5/24/2017 12:10:54 AM EDT

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I'd lose my job doing that.

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Same.

Posted: 5/24/2017 12:31:46 AM EDT

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Sadly dude is likely gonna get paid.

Lots of depts have policy against being able to taze in such a scenario.

Posted: 5/24/2017 12:37:11 AM EDT

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I was thinking that dropping him off in the middle of The Empty Quarter would be appropriate...give him $5, a handkerchief, and a toothbrush and tell him he's free to go.

But your way works too.

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Drop him in the middle of mexico...

An exchange program of sorts.

Posted: 5/24/2017 12:37:30 AM EDT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkt4IZXCQ-g

Good taze.

haha just noticed the preview from that video has the perp in midair

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Damn, how old is that reporter.

Posted: 5/24/2017 12:43:10 AM EDT

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Good example of "you may beat the rap, but you won't beat the ride".

Don't think this guy won't beat either one...LOL

Posted: 5/24/2017 1:00:59 AM EDT

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That was awesome!

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I couldn't stop laughing.

Woman: "Are you on ARFCOM again?"
Me: (still laughing)

Posted: 5/24/2017 1:05:27 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/24/2017 1:20:24 AM EDT

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I'd lose my job doing that.

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Maybe do a Go Fund Me so you can buy a bike straight-up?

Posted: 5/24/2017 1:22:38 AM EDT

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His prison nickname is "roadrash".

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He seems to have stubbed his face.

His prison nickname is "roadrash".

Taserface seems more appropriate.

Well, he'll have to grow what beard he can after that landing.

Posted: 5/25/2017 7:50:25 AM EDT

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Made a gif, and found the follow up mugshot.

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At least his face broke his fall

Posted: 5/25/2017 7:54:57 AM EDT

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I could watch that for hours.

Posted: 5/25/2017 8:13:23 AM EDT

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Great work and super video. Thanks OP.

And it's a double win because the guy is white, the officers' jobs will not be in jeopardy. The ACLU won't be interested.