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Link Posted: 5/24/2017 1:03:18 AM EDT
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Crazy Ed's Cave Creek Chili Beer.

Given a choice between water boarding
and a second bottle of this gorilla piss
I would have to think it over.
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I had some like 20 years ago, it didn't taste bad, but it burned all the way down.
Link Posted: 5/24/2017 1:18:56 AM EDT
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Jesus fucking christ, this place.
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My vote goes to Stone Ruination IPA. 

Took one one sip and i was barely able to swallow it. "Oh man, oh that's really bad! Ok, it's an acquired taste, just suck it up you pussy" Took another sip, "Oh fuck, what is this shit!!? Ok man up, man up!" Another big sip "AAAHRHwhatdafuuucckisthis!!??!?" 

Poured it it down the sink, then took and downed a whole glass of kraken just to get the taste out of my mouth. Fuck that was some terrible chemical tasting devil piss! Now I see why they have a demon on the front, tasted like Luciter was throat raping me after he dipped his cock in cosmoline and MEK. That took care of me ever wanting another IPA. Like, ever. 
Jesus fucking christ, this place.
These poor bastards don't know what they're missing.

Link Posted: 5/24/2017 1:41:13 AM EDT
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There's lots of bad beers out there....shit a lot of people may have never heard of. For me, out of the more well known brands, is PBR. Shit tastes like piss-flavored aluminum foil.

Fuck
That
Shit
Link Posted: 5/24/2017 1:46:11 AM EDT
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Brown Derby,a Safeway brand. Sold for $.89 a 6 pack,in California in the 60/70s.
Link Posted: 5/24/2017 3:21:23 AM EDT
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Worst thing I ever taseted.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 1:18:16 AM EDT
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Alaska brewing has a variety 12 pack with three of the same beers and one alternating surprise beer. The pumpkin beer is a close runnerup to the worst shit ever made. They also have a smoked porter that tastes like someone put out a cigarette in your beer. That one can kind of grow on you though. No need to smoke while you are drinking.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 1:30:57 AM EDT
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Choke yourself.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 1:33:56 AM EDT
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Choke yourself.
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Choke yourself.
No kidding!  Moose Drool is decent.

My first thought was Buckhorn in College at 2.99 a twelve pack but honestly some of the craft brewed fruit/spice flavored stuff is nasty beyond belief.  It just isn't beer.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 1:35:19 AM EDT
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Keystone Light tasted like--nothing at all. No flavor whatsoever but a slight hint of the can.

Schaefer, Rolling Rock, and Pacifico are good answers though.
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Blasphemy! 
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 1:40:22 AM EDT
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Worst ever...?

Arrogant Bastard Punishment
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 2:13:18 AM EDT
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michelob ultra

worst beer ever
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 2:16:02 AM EDT
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Terrible stuff and the hangover was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 2:16:35 AM EDT
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The ones made here.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 2:18:34 AM EDT
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Pretty much every IPA ever.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 2:22:07 AM EDT
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Genessee Light.   Just a taste made me sick for three days.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 4:12:54 AM EDT
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Mothership Whit by New Belgium Brewing.  I suffered through one (tasted like hot garbage) and had screaming clove-scented shits for 3 days.

A close second would be Steel Reserve, but that really isn't beer.  Didn't take long to figure out why it was $6.00 for a 12 pack.  
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 4:19:41 AM EDT
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Her name was Rhonda.   Went South and immediately ran North to the border.  Oh wait... we're talking about beer?
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 4:41:20 AM EDT
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Stella. It's bad taste stays with you for 3 days.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 4:49:13 AM EDT
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It's a toss up between two of Panama's worst beers, Soberana and Atlas. Never drink a beer with the word 'sober' in the name. It tasted like water infused with burnt popcorn strained through a dirty sock, and you'd have to drink 15 of them in an hour to get any kind of buzz going.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 4:54:34 AM EDT
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30 years ago I spent a week with some Dutch army guys. They had this stuff called Horse Ale......


More like horse piss .

Link Posted: 5/27/2017 5:05:02 AM EDT
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I think pretty much all beer is nasty, but Stella Artois is the worst I've ever had. They used to have an ad that went something like "What an adult likes". I'm never going to be an adult, I guess. People told me when I was a kid, and said how bad coffee was, that I would like it when I got older. At sixty, I still think coffee is gross. Why do I hate so many things that I'm offered for free all the time?

Coffee.
Beer.
Pizza, yeah, I hate it, too. No cheese or anything with tomatoes in it. Gross.
Barbaque. No thanks, the tomato based sauce is really bad, the vinegar is just bad.
Cake with jelly or fruit in it. NO! Cake without fruit or jelly, great, with jelly/fruit, no, hell no. ( A friend makes it all the time, and everyone tells her to just make cake, but she seems to not understand that nobody but her really likes it)
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 5:21:38 AM EDT
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Yuengling and Shiner Bock.  Total shit beers.
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Blasphemy  
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 5:27:19 AM EDT
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Arrogant Bastard. I know I've had worse but I can't remember names. 

And not really beer, but Olde English 
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One of my favorites.  The Double Bastard is even better.

Did you read the label?  
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 5:29:00 AM EDT
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I was pretty boring before 21 and so the first time in my life that I drank beer I wanted to do it right. Looked up ratings and decided to go with Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA.

Worst beer I ever had. I love it now but it was such a shock to my tastebuds back then.


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I don't give people that don't like IPA a hard time.  It's an acquired taste for sure.  My first was Flying Fish IPA and I poured out 4.5 bottles of a 6 pack.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 7:11:57 AM EDT
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Belgian Sour's

Can get use to them, i'd rather just have a coke.
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 10:59:50 AM EDT
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Peroni...
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 11:04:21 AM EDT
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bunch of pussies

hurricane's probably the worst "beer" i've had but i still fuckin drank it cuz i aint no bitch.

from beer advocate:
"All said and done this beer is great. If your homeless like me. On a good day I can make about $30 by pan-handling, on average more like $9, this beer is perfect. Being a lifetime alcoholic three of these bad boys (about $3,50) got me wicked friggin buzzed khed. For what Hurricane is, it's worth the price. It allows me to sleep drunkenly in below freezing temperatures, deal with my painful gout, teeth and side effects of hepatitis. This is the best bum beer ever. While some of my rival fellow bums spend up To $5.00 on steel reserves and 4loko, I can get piss drunk off three cans for less than four bucks and still afford a couple mcChickens and a hit of dope. God bless America. "Hurricane, the homeless' Heady Toper"
Link Posted: 5/27/2017 11:10:17 AM EDT
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Label 10/10
Beer  




Link Posted: 5/27/2017 11:30:18 PM EDT
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Bass ale is horrific.

E40 beer is also horrendous.
But at least its like 10% ABV
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 1:40:09 AM EDT
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I don't know about the worst tasting but I got a case of the drizzles after I drank it the one and only time. Not taking another chance.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 1:46:56 AM EDT
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Any Russian offering. Nasty as all get out!
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 7:46:36 AM EDT
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Ex and I were at an outdoor venue in Alabama called Boogie Bottoms.  We were enjoying the live music and I noticed some folks walking around with dixie cups of draft.  Closest  to us was a young blonde fellow with dredlock hair.  I was thirsty and his behavior told me that he was well acquainted with it's source, so I inquired.  The good natured fellow lit up like we were long time friends and said: "Come with me man...I can hook you right up....We brought a keg from Good People Brewery just for folks to try."  Poured me one,  I thanked him and went back to my lady.

I never look a gift horse in the mouth, but that beer was that hoppy bitter stuff that is the rage now. Tasted like body drippings scraped off a menstruating skunk.  Ended up just pouring it out when happy dredlock dude left for a refill.  Didn't want to insult such a nice, giving fellow.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 7:55:04 AM EDT
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Western (actual name) brewed by Cold Spring Brewery (Coldies  comes in a close second). You weren't sure when you opened one whether it was going to shoot up to the ceiling or sit there dead in the bottle with all the zest of a dead carp. Didn't matter whether drank one warm, cold, or in-between. The only saving grace is that when washed out the bottles were good for homebrew re-use.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 11:36:53 AM EDT
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Most of the people old enough to remember it are now in a nursing home.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 11:39:25 AM EDT
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Carling.

In college (1985) we got a 12 pack for $1.88.

We added a little peppermint schnapps somebody had to take the edge off.
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Hey, Mabel, black label.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 11:42:20 AM EDT
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When I was 12 years old in San Angelo, Texas my buddies and I were walking along the road parallel to Lake Nasworthy. We found an old six pack of Corona baking in the sun. Yep, we drank it. Fucking nasty.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 11:57:34 AM EDT
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Billy Beer
A novelty beer brought to us by Billy Carter.


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This beer was so bad we used to use it for target rather than drink it.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 12:05:31 PM EDT
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Ah the green grenades. That takes me back in time and I always chuckle at "Fine Malt Liquor" on the box as if such a thing could exist.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 12:07:32 PM EDT
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This beer was so bad we used to use it for target rather than drink it.
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I love that guy for no reason other than he was a source of constant bad press for his dickless brother.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 12:21:33 PM EDT
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Great Divide Hibernation Ale, almost undrinkable.
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 12:42:40 PM EDT
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I think most of the craft beers are kind of crappy, but this shit was nearly impossible to finish.

Link Posted: 5/28/2017 12:55:48 PM EDT
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Utica Club gotta rank down there with the worst....any "Christmas Spice" swill, just fucking no.
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I buy a sixer of Utica Club every now and again just for nostalgia, same with Genesee Cream Ale. Reminds me if my misspent youth
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 4:04:01 PM EDT
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Most of the people old enough to remember it are now in a nursing home.
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Most of the people old enough to remember it are now in a nursing home.
I remember this swill and Im only 52
Link Posted: 5/28/2017 4:17:45 PM EDT
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One of my favorites.  The Double Bastard is even better.

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I hade a glass with the label on it until my grand daughter broke it. Closest place this side of Kalifornia that I knew of that had it was a casino in Beatty. It's got to be a at least a couple hundred miles one way but I have made a trip down there just to buy some.
Link Posted: 6/1/2017 6:47:11 PM EDT
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The only beer I ever spit out, S N Torpedo as did a few others.

One guy liked it and found where to get more.
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Sierra Nevada Torpedo is one of my favorite go-to beers.  I love their Celebration as well, but it's a Christmas seasonal.
Link Posted: 6/1/2017 6:49:27 PM EDT
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During the last night of the trip my wife and I took to Ireland earlier this month, I was offered a sip of the beer she got.  It tasted like vinegar.



Forgive me for not remembering it's name---we stayed at Gougane Barra and I quickly rectified the problem with some Hennessey VSOP

Heineken is also on my do not drink list.  I think Rolling Rock is also.  I remember Newcastle Ale made me think of burned toast.

I suppose this is why I prefer whiskies.
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Link Posted: 6/1/2017 6:51:59 PM EDT
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I love that shit.  Did you read the label?  
Link Posted: 6/1/2017 6:54:07 PM EDT
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Big Flatts... Was or is the Walgreens brand beer. Aftertaste had hints of toiletwater
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Meh.  I've had worse.  
Link Posted: 6/1/2017 6:57:04 PM EDT
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Korean Hite beer  probably the only shit I wouldn't drink again even if it was free.
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