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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 8:49:00 AM EDT
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yeah, fuck these guys, that's rough, my sympathies.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 8:49:17 AM EDT
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*sigh* this thread is either a parody or an epic troll thread. I refuse to believe it (or OP) is real.
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It was.
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Were you paying her by the hour?
Nope. Although I might have had better luck with a business transaction.
Bet the Lambo was by the hour.
It was.
awesome. rents car to get tail, she drives off in the sunset with some dude in a '90 cavalier.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 8:53:14 AM EDT
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ok then
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 8:53:23 AM EDT
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This.

There is a big difference in the disposable income that lets you rent a Lamborghini by the hour and the type of disposable income that lets you walk into your garage and pick which one of your Lamborghinis you want to drive that night.  I'd argue there is a level of income that on it's own will keep the full attention of a certain type of woman, but it's a but higher than "renting a lambo".

OP, you've got to bring something else to the table besides a rented lambo.
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Should of rented a Tahoe, how you going to rail it in the back seat of a Lamborghini?
There was never going to be a getting laid option for the OP.
This.

There is a big difference in the disposable income that lets you rent a Lamborghini by the hour and the type of disposable income that lets you walk into your garage and pick which one of your Lamborghinis you want to drive that night.  I'd argue there is a level of income that on it's own will keep the full attention of a certain type of woman, but it's a but higher than "renting a lambo".

OP, you've got to bring something else to the table besides a rented lambo.
just picture him pulling up for the second date. "where's that cool lambo", "it's in the shop, the only loaner they had was this shitty yugo".
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 8:57:13 AM EDT
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Also as a follow up. Maybe try a dave and busters type place, theme park or something. Anything where you can do stuff together which you have more interaction together. Theaters are extremely impersonal. 
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My first date with my wife was a movie, but we went to breakfast first.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 8:59:46 AM EDT
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OP rents a Lamborghini and wonders why the date bailed....

Priceless
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Kind of like a girl that piques your interest because she got a killer chest, and then you find out she stuffs her bra with toilet paper.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:01:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:04:52 AM EDT
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This comes on the heels of a divorce thread, iirc?
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:07:11 AM EDT
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That reeks of desparation.  
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:08:24 AM EDT
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OP needs to edit the title to say "...rented Lambo...".  That is important information to keep in context.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:09:09 AM EDT
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yeah, fuck these guys, that's rough, my sympathies.
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I actually do sympathize with the dude. I had a couple horrible dates when I was a young 'un. Both can be attributed to trying too hard.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:09:37 AM EDT
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That reeks of desparation.  
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Expecially since he took a Lamborghini for a fattie. The seats prob made her too uncomfortable.

It is a good way to see if your chick is too heavy lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:10:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:11:11 AM EDT
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Expecially since he took a Lamborghini for a fattie. The seats prob made her too uncomfortable.

It is a good way to see if your chick is too heavy lol
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Like the urban version of the lifted truck without steps or running boards. "Can she climb out of the Lambo without farting loudly?"
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:11:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:14:00 AM EDT
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Bingo. I treated it like an expesive date. Found out I needed to be an aspiring rapper to have a chance with this fat bitch.
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Probably would have had better luck if you treated her like shit and didn't give a fuck.
Bingo. I treated it like an expesive date. Found out I needed to be an aspiring rapper to have a chance with this fat bitch.
We have rules... oh wait, nevermind.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:15:10 AM EDT
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Pro Tip: if you need a Lamborghini to impress said chick, you don't want said chick.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:18:02 AM EDT
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Renting a Lamborghini = trying too hard
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:19:16 AM EDT
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Like the urban version of the lifted truck without steps or running boards. "Can she climb out of the Lambo without farting loudly?"
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Haha

I actually met my wife at the bellagio.  We went with mutual friends to a David Guetta (spelling) concert.

I rolled down with my buddy and we were just in a black SS chevy full sized slammed. Drank a bottle of patron XO on way down (young and dumb). So I'm the only drunk one at dinner before the show. Apparently I was really funny which was what caught her attention.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:19:50 AM EDT
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Renting a lambo would be cool. What did it cost?
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:22:08 AM EDT
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awesome. rents car to get tail, she drives off in the sunset with some dude in a '90 cavalier.
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Were you paying her by the hour?
Nope. Although I might have had better luck with a business transaction.
Bet the Lambo was by the hour.
It was.
awesome. rents car to get tail, she drives off in the sunset with some dude in a '90 cavalier.
Bruh my cavalier has new floor mats
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:22:19 AM EDT
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His dignity.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:22:59 AM EDT
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And she left with someone else. Officially given up. Disposable income means nothing to women anymore.

What's every one else up to?
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Just back from an 8km walk with my wife along the beach, pretty nice day to be in the Mediterranean coast.
Maybe you focus a tad too much on the car and theater. Dont get me wrong but you sound superficial. Next time drive a normal car, go watch a movie you both like and go have dinner at a nice place you can relax and just talk for a while, then back home for some good sex. That beats the "lambo" every time.
Be more Messi, less Ronaldo.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:25:33 AM EDT
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His dignity.
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His dignity.


Savage.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:25:44 AM EDT
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This entire thread smells of desperation, loneliness, regret, and old cigarettes.

"Rented Lambo"
"It"
"Fat bitch"
Vegas in general

I weep for mankind.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:26:53 AM EDT
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Just back from an 8km walk with my wife along the beach, pretty nice day to be in the Mediterranean coast.
Maybe you focus a tad too much on the car and theater. Dont get me wrong but you sound superficial. Next time drive a normal car, go watch a movie you both like and go have dinner at a nice place you can relax and just talk for a while, then back home for some good sex. That beats the "lambo" every time.
Be more Messi, less Ronaldo.
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And she left with someone else. Officially given up. Disposable income means nothing to women anymore.

What's every one else up to?

Just back from an 8km walk with my wife along the beach, pretty nice day to be in the Mediterranean coast.
Maybe you focus a tad too much on the car and theater. Dont get me wrong but you sound superficial. Next time drive a normal car, go watch a movie you both like and go have dinner at a nice place you can relax and just talk for a while, then back home for some good sex. That beats the "lambo" every time.
Be more Messi, less Ronaldo.
WTF this gotta do with ninja turtles
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:31:29 AM EDT
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The problem with trying to impress people with material things is that you're baiting the bottom feeders.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:39:27 AM EDT
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LOL
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:43:44 AM EDT
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Did the guy promise to return the Lambo to you in the morning?
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:44:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:46:58 AM EDT
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OP, damn dude, had you no idea? Chicks could give zero fucks about cars. Seriously. Renting a Lambo does nothing for you, nothing. (Except maybe 
put a smile on your face.) Exotic cars pulling in tail is the biggest myth on the planet.

Cars are for attracting dudes, not girls. You wasted your money.
Next time rent a puppy.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:50:23 AM EDT
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Couldn't get laid with a Lambo on the Vegas Strip...
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:50:55 AM EDT
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The problem with trying to impress people with material things is that you're baiting the bottom feeders.

Http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/05/article-2552236-1B3757BE00000578-341_634x598.jpg
I'll never talk to her again.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:54:35 AM EDT
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A)  I didn't say bottom feeders couldn't be attractive.  Most of them are.  Doesn't change their personality/character.  

B)  Elizabeth Hurley has her own money.

C)  Posing with someone for a photo-op doesn't mean you're banging them.  
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:57:43 AM EDT
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not trying to be a faggot or anything but i'd let you smash if you took me out in a lambo
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 9:58:36 AM EDT
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OP, damn dude, had you no idea? Chicks could give zero fucks about cars. Seriously. Renting a Lambo does nothing for you, nothing. (Except maybe 
put a smile on your face.) Exotic cars pulling in tail is the biggest myth on the planet.

Cars are for attracting dudes, not girls. You wasted your money.
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This is all correct. None of the girls I've dated cared at all about cars. Like at all. My wife now thinks Lamborghinis are "ugly".

But since I'm a guy I'm interested in your rented car. None of your story actually happened but I'd like some info and pictures of it please.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:00:55 AM EDT
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Who the fuck rents a lambo for a date?

Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:02:11 AM EDT
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not trying to be a faggot or anything but i'd let you smash if you took me out in a lambo
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Opportunitisexual lol
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:02:45 AM EDT
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not trying to be a faggot or anything but i'd let you smash if you took me out in a lambo
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:04:17 AM EDT
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1.) How much is the Lambo/hour?
2.) How did the fatty fit in Lambo?
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:04:30 AM EDT
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That sucks, OP.

Switch to dudes. 
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:05:04 AM EDT
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If it is any consolation...... I had a gal ditch me at a bar 30+ years ago.  I actually really liked her and it broke my heart.  In retrospect........it was certainly the BEST possible outcome, for me, that could have ever materialized with that person.

This will end up being a great story for you in the years to come.
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not trying to be a faggot or anything but i'd let you smash if you took me out in a lambo
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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:08:28 AM EDT
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>Be op
>Rent a Lambo
>Take a date to the Bellagio
>Stares at shoes
>Mumbletypeg "im pretending to be rich"
>She bails
>"She was fat anyways"
>Beat off because women are the problem
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:08:30 AM EDT
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First Google hit for Lambo rentals in LV.  You can get a lower end Lambo for a couple hundred less from them.

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Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:09:48 AM EDT
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i'm waiting for the parody thread where the arfcommer in the Prius is banging all the supermodels.
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Hey man, I'm trying to save gas. Don't hate
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:10:12 AM EDT
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With a Lamborghini in Vegas you should be able to just pull up to the casino valet parking and have all kinds of hot ass chicks practically throwing themselves at you.
Link Posted: 4/30/2017 10:12:05 AM EDT
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First Google hit for Lambo rentals in LV.  You can get a lower end Lambo for a couple hundred less from them.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/144217/Screenshot-20170430-100633-198557.JPG
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I would hope my own daughter's would recognize that a guy renting a Lamborghini on a first date, may not be very clever with his finances.
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