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Posted: 4/21/2017 12:49:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:52:48 PM EDT
[#1]
A walking, talking advertisement for mandatory military service...
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:54:53 PM EDT
[#2]
I feel sorry for him, but not because of the reasons he thinks I should.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:55:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Don't like your job, get another one.  Otherwise STFU and get my coffee bitch.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:56:40 PM EDT
[#4]
I'd love to walk into the starbucks he works at and order one......then throw it in the trash and watch his head explode.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:57:12 PM EDT
[#5]
typical millennial 
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 12:58:59 PM EDT
[#6]
If I knew where the little prick worked, I'd go order 4 of em just to fuck with him.  

Quit the whinning.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:00:22 PM EDT
[#7]
STFU
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:02:48 PM EDT
[#8]
In his hair and in his nose?  Is that the drink or something else?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:03:14 PM EDT
[#9]
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you want that guy covering your back?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:04:34 PM EDT
[#10]
I am torn between giving money to starbucks, an anti-gun, SJW company, or buying a bunch of these just to fuck with their employees, who think being called a "barista" makes their fast food job somehow more noble.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:04:35 PM EDT
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you want that guy covering your back?
He can be a Chef in the Nat Guard.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:05:28 PM EDT
[#12]
"I have Unicorn Crap all in my hair and on my nose...I'm never been so stressed out in my entire life!!"    
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:07:53 PM EDT
[#13]
I make my own espresso.
If there is a  mediocre pull, I know exactly who to blame.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:10:27 PM EDT
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you REALLY think a tour in the military would change him into Joe Model Citizen?

More likely, he'd be a complete pain in the ass, get NJPed several times for drugs on purpose just to get chaptered out, be some unit's pain in the ass for the months waiting for his separation paperwork to process, and end up with a permanent hatred of the military.

Our national security deserves better than being a social program for lazy, aimless shitbirds..
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:15:08 PM EDT
[#15]
OMG, I actually had to work hard and get my hands dirty! Poor snowflake.

Oh yeah, and Unicorn piss drink isn't the only thing that came out today.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:18:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Not sure what the rules are for recording a vlog and driving, but I would love to see a citation in his future
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:34:24 PM EDT
[#17]
So, did he make that video by looking in the bathroom mirror under the dashboard, or is he strapped into one of those kiddy-car-seats that has a steering wheel in front of it and his mom is driving him to therapy?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:49:28 PM EDT
[#18]
shut up and get my coffee bitch
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