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Posted: 3/28/2017 11:35:59 AM EDT

Damn, nature! You scary!

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:39:53 AM EDT

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That's a lot of nope and wtf right there.

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:40:34 AM EDT

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Dat video tho...

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:41:21 AM EDT

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Don't be a manlet, I guess.

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:41:42 AM EDT

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Rock Pythons in Africa have eaten small children. That would be a horrible way to go.

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:46:48 AM EDT

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Always carry a Knife.

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:50:01 AM EDT

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A knife won't help much if you're arms, legs and ribs are already being crushed

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:53:03 AM EDT

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Pretty shitty way to punch your card

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:53:09 AM EDT

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Good point.

Never get out of the boat

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:54:30 AM EDT

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Or shoot first, ask questions never

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:55:06 AM EDT

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Wasn't there a guy who was trying to voluntarily do this a couple years ago?

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:55:58 AM EDT

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yes, it was huge let down. Dumbest show ever.

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:56:12 AM EDT

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Yeah, didn't this moran see Pacific Rim???

Fucking Hannibal Chau knew how to deal with this shit....

Posted: 3/28/2017 11:57:39 AM EDT

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Is he wearing snake boots? LOL

Posted: 3/28/2017 12:13:21 PM EDT

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Yeah but with an anaconda not a rock python. Anacondas usually get bigger than rocks though.

FWIW the snake didn't read the script.

Posted: 3/28/2017 12:32:07 PM EDT

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Can we have 535 delivered to the United States capital building .. since we can't drain the swamp

Posted: 3/28/2017 12:55:45 PM EDT

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You do realize that they do not crush you or our bones?

The man must have had a very narrow shoulder width as that is what limits snakes from eating man.

Posted: 3/28/2017 12:58:20 PM EDT

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Sure, if you wait that fucking long before gettin' to the slashin' of the snake.

A.W.D.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:00:04 PM EDT

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Damn that sucks.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:00:29 PM EDT

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Depends on what bones are being talked about yes. I'm fairly certain it's been shown ribs will snap. Femurs, tibulas or fibulas? Nope

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:03:42 PM EDT

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And swallows.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:04:25 PM EDT

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Yeah but with an anaconda not a rock python. Anacondas usually get bigger than rocks though.

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It was a retic not a rock.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:06:06 PM EDT

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God that would be awesome!

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:06:50 PM EDT

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No fed snek

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:07:07 PM EDT

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Snakes gotta eat.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:25:42 PM EDT

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I've used a screen shot of that guy getting cut out of that snake as the opening slide in my gun classes for at least 10 years.

"Predators are out there. Whether four-legged or two legged or...no legged."

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:27:45 PM EDT

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I guess that's one way to pull off an ice breaker.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:31:33 PM EDT

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It's an attention getter, no doubt.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:32:38 PM EDT

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I wonder if he was taking a siesta.

I like to think I could avoid getting rolled up if it was a "strike and fight" while I was working or walking.

20+ feet though...

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:36:05 PM EDT

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I wonder if he was taking a siesta.

I like to think I could avoid getting rolled up if it was a "strike and fight" while I was working or walking.

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That's the backstory I use. Guy knew the threats in his A.O. Guy got complacent, let his guard down, no situational awareness. Predators always get as close to their prey as they can, then, they pounce. Actions are always quicker than re-actions, and so on and so forth.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:39:46 PM EDT

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Rubber boots and all, how about that snake.

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:47:28 PM EDT

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I wonder how long it would have taken the snake to digest him?

Posted: 3/28/2017 1:54:51 PM EDT

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My retics shit out a five pound rabbit after about 14 days but they're not as large (yet) as that snake.

Posted: 3/28/2017 2:04:22 PM EDT

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How big are they currently?
How long do you plan on keeping them?

Posted: 3/28/2017 2:15:07 PM EDT

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Wait, the victim's name was Akbar?

Meme material I think.

Posted: 3/28/2017 2:15:57 PM EDT

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This is why you no step on snek

Posted: 3/28/2017 2:45:19 PM EDT

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Victims name was Akbar Salubiro.

Guess snake took "Akbar Snackbar" literally.

If they had not gut the snake this would be a poop thread by page 6.

Posted: 3/28/2017 3:16:58 PM EDT

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You could see that one guy holding his mouth and nose I think. That had to stink like hell.

Posted: 3/28/2017 3:29:29 PM EDT

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The biggest two are 14-15 foot long adults.

The next two down in size are 12 feet, one adult male, one young adult female whose dam is over 22 feet and still growing about an inch a year, so I expect she'll get bigger.

After that are two 50% super dwarf females that I expect will top out at 10'. They're sisters, amazing how alike they are, almost like cats in personality and very demanding of attention - except if cats have staff then snakes have slaves.

Posted: 3/28/2017 3:34:04 PM EDT

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How the hell does something like that happen?

You'd think that a 20ft snake would be hard to miss.

He must have been fucking around with it.

Posted: 3/28/2017 3:49:13 PM EDT

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Wasn't there a guy who was trying to voluntarily do this a couple years ago?

yes, it was huge let down. Dumbest show ever.

I saw that show too. That dude also went to an isolated underwater jungle paradise that most people can't reach. Massive anacondas back in there. He was jumping off a canoe, going underwater trying to grab a couple. Just being stupid.

Posted: 3/28/2017 3:51:37 PM EDT

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I would think the rubber boots would be hard to digest.

Seems like that might cause some serious blockage problems, but I don't know much about snakes.