Looking for a job

Posted: 3/25/2017 1:22:05 AM EDT

But not just any job, I want to kill people sentenced to death in a court of law.

Where can I sign up for firing squads, electric chair lever puller, lethal injection squeezer guy, or whatever else there is.

Part time only.

Will travel.

Posted: 3/25/2017 1:31:34 AM EDT

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Duh, find a sharia court of law...

Posted: 3/25/2017 1:34:30 AM EDT

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The Middle East is what you seek. ISIS it currently taking applications.

Posted: 3/25/2017 1:40:33 AM EDT

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Well do you live in Arkansas?? If so they are looking for people to witness executions Sadly I don't live there or I would just for the hell of it.

Posted: 3/25/2017 1:42:31 AM EDT

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willing to travel to China?

Posted: 3/25/2017 9:52:02 AM EDT

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Job requirements, "Must be good at throwing rocks at women."

Posted: 3/25/2017 9:56:50 AM EDT

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or throwing gays off rooftops

Posted: 3/25/2017 10:26:48 AM EDT

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I think you have to furnish your own sword.

Posted: 3/25/2017 11:53:22 AM EDT

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Sent an email off to Arkansas.

Posted: 3/25/2017 11:53:47 AM EDT

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I wonder if I can claim that on taxes

Posted: 3/25/2017 3:43:57 PM EDT

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I would think so.

Necessary equipment not provided by employer.

Claim that right along with your union dues.

Posted: 3/25/2017 3:49:28 PM EDT

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A dull machete will do just fine.

Posted: 3/25/2017 3:50:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:56:09 PM EDT

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Quite the contrary.

You need a keen but sturdy edge.

Not too hard (and brittle) or too soft and likely to fold over.

Posted: 3/25/2017 4:43:02 PM EDT

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The head removal business seems a little messy.

I watched a video once where a middle eastern executioner was being interviewed. Seemed a few times it took couplease extra whacks, and one time the blade came off the handle. All of these were lesson passed down from father to son, the aspiring executioner.

Posted: 3/25/2017 4:49:04 PM EDT

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You a stone killah OP.

Posted: 3/26/2017 10:37:03 AM EDT

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It is said that they practice by beheading sheep in a slaughterhouse.

I have no clue whether or not that is true.

Posted: 3/27/2017 10:29:09 PM EDT

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Probably fuck them then kill them.... or the other way around. Who knows with those guys.

Arkansas folks messaged me back. Apparently after the article was published a bunch of people volunteered... no openings.

Posted: 3/27/2017 10:38:04 PM EDT

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WTF? Fuck spring break.... Go do your homework,yard work, play with your model trains.... Anything except this.

Posted: 3/27/2017 10:47:41 PM EDT

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Doesn't Florida have citizens push the drugs for lethal injection?

Posted: 3/27/2017 10:51:01 PM EDT

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But not just any job, I want to kill people sentenced to death in a court of law.
Where can I sign up for firing squads, electric chair lever puller, lethal injection squeezer guy, or whatever else there is.
Part time only.
Will travel.

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Saudi Arabia has that kind of job but they don't offer work visas because you would be taking away a Saudi's job.

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