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Posted: 3/24/2017 11:28:06 PM EDT

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Oh look! Yet another (insert inconsequential little state here) Vs. Texas thread.
It's been what, about a day or two since the last one?

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Didn't see that one or I might have posted there. Also, this is less about the state, more about the people. Also not really linking it against any single state. Did you even read?

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:28:12 PM EDT

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Good . Fuck you and stay out of our country .

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:29:24 PM EDT

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lol I can appreciate a good pun as much as the next guy, but I am neither butt hertz nor offended.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:30:25 PM EDT

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Texans and private property laws...biggest lulz in a long, long time.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:30:28 PM EDT

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Texas has the best looking women in the world. That is a fact.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:30:35 PM EDT

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This thread is going almost exactly how I imagined. A bunch of Texans chiming in attacking me but not really denying my observations. A bunch of people from the rest of the country agreeing with me

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Mayhaps you are talking people IN Texas, not FROM Texas. Ever consider that? Maybe take a poll of the people you talk to?

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:30:59 PM EDT

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Good . Fuck you and stay out of our country .

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USofA, This land is my land, this land is your land brother. Oh and psst, Texas isn't a country.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:31:03 PM EDT

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Texans and private property laws...biggest lulz in a long, long time.

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Yes, fuck owing property, right?

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:32:19 PM EDT

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Texas has the best looking women in the world. That is a fact.

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wtf no lol

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:32:39 PM EDT

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Mayhaps you are talking people IN Texas, not FROM Texas. Ever consider that? Maybe take a poll of the people you talk to?

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What can I use to weed out the imposters?

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:33:13 PM EDT

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wtf no lol

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Never been here, have you?

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:33:46 PM EDT

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wtf no lol

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Post a pick of your wife or GF. Let's see what you got.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:34:13 PM EDT

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Never been here, have you?

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He prefers them wrapped in fur and whale blubber

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:34:35 PM EDT

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Texas has the best looking women in the world. That is a fact.

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Posted: 3/24/2017 11:34:41 PM EDT

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Never been here, have you?

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I have, actually. Women in Texas do wear a shit ton of makeup, but hottest they are not. Norway, Colorado, California, etc blow you goys out of the water.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:36:20 PM EDT

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Never been here, have you?

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wtf no lol

Never been here, have you?

You can say it, but it doesn't make it true. You should travel to other states some time and broaden your horizon. It's a big world out there

Edit: if by hottest women you mean fake tits and bad makeup, yeah you and new Jersey are neck and neck for "hottest" women

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:37:19 PM EDT

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wtf no lol

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Lol says the guy from Alaska where you can't tell the chicks from the dudes.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:37:23 PM EDT

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Oh look... another shit on Texas.

Hate us because you aint us.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:39:51 PM EDT

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Yes, fuck owing property, right?

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no. i meant the Treaty of Guadalupe and the Nueces river.

fuck texas.

from,
california

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:40:16 PM EDT

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OP, do you happen to sell sex toys?

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:40:45 PM EDT

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I'm guessing you never met anyone from NYC, Boston, or Orange, NJ? Of course there are plenty of those liberal iceholes from Austin and Houston.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:40:56 PM EDT

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Oh look... another shit on Texas.

Hate us because you aint us.

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Lol damn you guys a defensive. I don't hate anyone from Texas. I can think you're arrogant and not hate you.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:40:58 PM EDT

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These threads are always fun though and I enjoy them.

No offense meant to anyone here.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:42:16 PM EDT

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I'm guessing you never met anyone from NYC, Boston, or Orange, NJ? Of course there are plenty of those liberal iceholes from Austin and Houston.

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Yes I've met plenty of people from those places. NJ is a special kind of moron.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:42:33 PM EDT

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Lol says the guy from Alaska where you can't tell the chicks from the dudes.

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wtf no lol

Lol says the guy from Alaska where you can't tell the chicks from the dudes.

In the bush you're right. In Anchorage you're not even close lol. Then again, I prefer looking at women who don't wear Bozo the clown levels of makeup.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:42:37 PM EDT

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hmm, I'd like to say your wrong OP but you sound pretty sure of yourself

So...

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Ray Wylie is great

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:44:05 PM EDT

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These threads are always fun though and I enjoy them.

No offense meant to anyone here.

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I'm not offended and didn't mean to offend y'all Texans though I'm pretty sure I did

. Just searching for answers, and sextoy tech support is boring.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:45:35 PM EDT

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Don't like Texas?

Fantastic. Stay where you are.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:45:52 PM EDT

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Try again. That whole "Mercator projection" thing is tough, I know....

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Posted: 3/24/2017 11:47:04 PM EDT

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Try again. That whole "Mercator projection" thing is tough, I know....
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Still smaller. Why u mad tho

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:47:36 PM EDT

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Lol damn you guys a defensive. I don't hate anyone from Texas. I can think you're arrogant and not hate you.

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It's not arrogant if it's true. We really are that great

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:48:50 PM EDT

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Try again. That whole "Mercator projection" thing is tough, I know....
http://i1360.photobucket.com/albums/r648/mvolk79/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%2010.40.26%20PM_zps7epwclu5.png

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Anchorage is McAllen now!

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:49:03 PM EDT

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How many generations does it take to get rid of the residual asshole effect?

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Apparently, you're still a generation or two away.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:50:03 PM EDT

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I'm not offended and didn't mean to offend y'all Texans though I'm pretty sure I did

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Not offended, there are great things every where. Texas raised me and nothing will ever change that. I enjoy a good Texas vs the world conversation. Hope you get treated better next time. Start doing work in east Texas, it's the best part of Texas

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:50:23 PM EDT

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THAT'S the most beautiful explanation I've ever read about the Texas
Id/ego!!!

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"I have said that Texas is a state of mind, but I think it is more than that. It is a mystique closely approximating a religion. And this is true to the extent that people either passionately love Texas or passionately hate it and, as in other religions, few people dare to inspect it for fear of losing their bearings in mystery or paradox. But I think there will be little quarrel with my feeling that Texas is one thing. For all its enormous range of space, climate, and physical appearance, and for all the internal squabbles, contentions, and strivings, Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America. Rich, poor, Panhandle, Gulf, city, country, Texas is the obsession, the proper study, and the passionate possession of all Texans.”

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THAT'S the most beautiful explanation I've ever read about the Texas
Id/ego!!!

It's one of my favorites. We are a state of many contradictions, and we can fight like hell amongst ourselves. But if one damn yankee comes over here and starts running his mouth.....

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:52:30 PM EDT

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Mighty nice of you sir. Californians have some of the best looking people.

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Hmm....interesting thought OP!

I was once warned about traveling through Texas(some years ago), and was told the same thing "If america had an asshole it would be Texas"!

Mind you I was on two wheels and gasp..... A Harley Davidson! I am from CA, and was told don't have a gun on you let alone knife.

I was traveling to Daytona bike week.

I will say one thing about the trip.....the Texans I encountered......were some of the nicest folks I have met in my travels!

Mighty nice of you sir. Californians have some of the best looking people.

Well That aint me!

I am one ugly looking SOB!

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:53:29 PM EDT

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Post a pick of your wife or GF. Let's see what you got.

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I'm doing ok

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:56:13 PM EDT

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Not offended, there are great things every where. Texas raised me and nothing will ever change that. I enjoy a good Texas vs the world conversation. Hope you get treated better next time. Start doing work in east Texas, it's the best part of Texas

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Lots of stuff around corpus christi and Houston. I honestly can't say I've ever been treated badly. It's just the better than everyone attitude that seems typical. It's not necessarily even a bad thing. I don't know if I ever said it was. Maybe my first post was too douchy

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:56:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/24/2017 11:58:37 PM EDT

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Try again. That whole "Mercator projection" thing is tough, I know....
http://i1360.photobucket.com/albums/r648/mvolk79/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%2010.40.26%20PM_zps7epwclu5.png

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That's a step in the right direction. Now compare land area that is 1. actually fit for human habitation and 2. able to be privately owned in each state.

Posted: 3/24/2017 11:59:24 PM EDT

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That's a step in the right direction. Now compare land area that is 1. actually fit for human habitation and 2. able to be privately owned in each state.

http://www.pewtrusts.org/~/media/legacy/uploadedimages/peg/publications/other_resource/wliblmmap2alaska770jpg.jpg

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We're kind of fans of the whole public land thing.

Posted: 3/25/2017 12:00:26 AM EDT

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Still smaller. Why u mad tho

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Try again. That whole "Mercator projection" thing is tough, I know....
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Still smaller. Why u mad tho

Not mad, bro. Just putting the truth out there. I still love me some Alaska.

Posted: 3/25/2017 12:01:44 AM EDT

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I deal with a lot of customers and vendors in Texas and they are, 9 times out of 10, self centered, arrogant, douche bags. Come to think of it, the most arrogant people I've ever met in my life were Texans.

I'd blame it on the industry but I've seen too folks from Texas on here acting the same way.

Am I wrong?

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Lol, you should talk to these pretentious fucks around Seattle, I can't wait to get the fuck away from here.

Posted: 3/25/2017 12:02:10 AM EDT

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Just curious, but do you Texans claim skillshot?

Posted: 3/25/2017 12:02:42 AM EDT

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Outside of Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, all of the gulf coast, and that part by Mexico, Texas is a great state.

Posted: 3/25/2017 12:03:14 AM EDT

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I don't condemn Texans, I have seen knife fights in bars over people who condemn Texas.....in California. I've driven thru Texas, 4 times from horn to horn. Nope, I don't say bad things about Texas, at least to their face

Posted: 3/25/2017 12:04:31 AM EDT

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They think they single handedly won the revolutionary war but egged tourists visit the Alamo they think this is the Texas state flag.

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Posted: 3/25/2017 12:05:12 AM EDT

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Where ya from, princess?

What's the saying? If you meet an asshole in the morning, you just met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, maybe you're the asshole.

My guess is that you come across IRL like you do in this thread - like you've got a chip on your shoulder.

And FWIW, I'm from Illinois. Just got here as fast as I could.

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I deal with a lot of customers and vendors in Texas and they are, 9 times out of 10, self centered, arrogant, douche bags. Come to think of it, the most arrogant people I've ever met in my life were Texans.

I'd blame it on the industry but I've seen too folks from Texas on here acting the same way.

Am I wrong?

Where ya from, princess?

What's the saying? If you meet an asshole in the morning, you just met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, maybe you're the asshole.

My guess is that you come across IRL like you do in this thread - like you've got a chip on your shoulder.

And FWIW, I'm from Illinois. Just got here as fast as I could.

No kidding. I'm originally from Indiana, I've been down here about six years.

I'm betting you've had a similar experience to mine. No one has treated me in any way but friendly and polite, even after knowing I transplanted from Indiana.

They always ask because I don't talk right.