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Posted: 3/24/2017 4:31:59 AM EDT
i've always wanted to surf. never done it. i even got a surfboard. not sure where the wrist strap thing is though.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:35:18 AM EDT
[#1]
Airsoft (I know I'm not supposed to like this, but damnit it looks like fun).
3-Gun
become debt free
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:38:26 AM EDT
[#2]
Wander the Grand Canyon or wander Mars.... Prefer the latter.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:44:39 AM EDT
[#3]
Have sex with Cindy Crawford. Bodyguards and restraining orders are all that stand between us
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:50:42 AM EDT
[#4]
There are a million things I want to do before my time is up.  Top of the list, is…


I've been to Antarctica, twice, but never had the chance to tromp around with penguins.  I want to flip off the penguin in whoms  shit I slipped. And get a picture.

I want to see the Aurora Borealis.

Makes me look Bi-Polar at a glance.

I want to rent a racecar, Formula Ford, or something, for a weekend, and lap every motherfucker that thinks he belongs on the same track as me.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:56:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Actually work more at learning another language. I know bits and pieces of a ton of them but I'm not fluent in any.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:57:22 AM EDT
[#6]
Travel to Egypt.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 4:59:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Not have to worry about $
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:00:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:01:22 AM EDT
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I'm here for the next 6 weeks. Anything you want pictures of?
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:03:41 AM EDT
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I would rather see it in person.

Thanks for your thread.  I have been following.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:03:48 AM EDT
[#11]
Michelle Rodriguez
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:04:46 AM EDT
[#12]
Sorry, COC restrictions............
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:08:08 AM EDT
[#13]
Snow skiing/snowboarding
Skydiving
SCUBA diving
Fly a modern fighter (especially F-16)
[juvenile]your mom[/juvenile] 
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:34:21 AM EDT
[#14]
I always wanted to become filthy rich.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:37:10 AM EDT
[#15]
Be the center piece at an all female orgy.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:38:01 AM EDT
[#16]
I've always wanted to be the All Being - Master of time, space and dimension.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:43:02 AM EDT
[#17]
Piss on Lenin's Mausoleum.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 5:43:18 AM EDT
[#18]
Watch a Redwings game on the glass.

Make 100k a year.

See my children become successful.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 6:02:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2017 6:11:34 AM EDT
[#20]
Shoot a machine gun from a helicopter
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 6:16:57 AM EDT
[#21]
Jessica Alba
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 6:19:31 AM EDT
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So you want a sex change? 
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:10:33 AM EDT
[#23]
Top 3:
-Fly a plane. Only thing keeping this from happening is me devoting the funds.
-Go to space. Will probably never happen, but I still dream.
-Walk on the Arctic ice cap. Been under the ice cap several times, but we never had an opportunity to surface through it.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:13:44 AM EDT
[#24]
Show my dog in the big 3 dog shows (Westminster, AKC National Championship, and Crufts) and win.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:14:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Learn how to play guitar really well.
Learn how to do some sleight-of-hand magic tricks.

Retire.

I figure I'll start with the third one and then work on the first two. One of these years.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:14:30 AM EDT
[#26]
cum in a girl's booty while she blows me.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:15:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:16:06 AM EDT
[#28]
OPNI.
Always wanted to surf and live on the coast. Now I just work to make it there a couple of times a year. Would love to sail on a Catamaran in the Virginia Islands someday.

Edit: and SCUBA.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:16:42 AM EDT
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Maybe study anatomy first?    
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:19:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:21:18 AM EDT
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I've actually wanted to shoot the big 50 from a helicopter. All I want is just one shot. One chance to hit a target from a moving helicopter.

Fucking bliss will be achieved.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:22:00 AM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:24:00 AM EDT
[#33]
Hike the Appalachian trail.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:25:16 AM EDT
[#34]
Paint a self portrait.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:26:25 AM EDT
[#35]
In this order.

Sky diving.
Finger pop a 105mm.
Fire the above from an AC130!
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:32:08 AM EDT
[#36]
I want to attain a Position of Fuck You, then say "Fuck you!" to someone.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:33:00 AM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:38:16 AM EDT
[#38]
I've always wanted to bang a hotter chick than the hottest chick I ever banged, who, at the time, was a solid 8.

I've never had the cash to pull in the really hot 9's and 10's, you know, 5'8", 104 lbs, all soft yet taught, white blonde, pretty as fuck.

Never happened, and never will.

#2 is to fly a helicopter, which is on reflection, is more attainable.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:54:31 AM EDT
[#39]
Two I forgot... 

Explore space

Explore the depths of the ocean 

Both are about as attainable as the other 
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 7:58:15 AM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:03:05 AM EDT
[#41]
take a canoe trip from the headwaters of the Red River to Shreveport, LA.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:10:09 AM EDT
[#42]
Learn to play guitar
Dive with great white sharks
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:12:03 AM EDT
[#43]
Edit - serious response-

Drag race in a fast car (sub 10 second).
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:13:02 AM EDT
[#44]
Always wanted to do one of those instructor led alpinism courses. Had my eye on a mount baker climb for years.  Being from Oklahoma there's a ton of gear I don't have and it's considerably cost prohibitive for a one time deal since there are zero other mountains around me.

Still want to do it though.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:21:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:24:40 AM EDT
[#46]
Get control of the football for a while and make a few countries disappear.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:25:52 AM EDT
[#47]
Become a guitar master
Orbit the Earth
Push Chuck Schumer down a long flight of stairs
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:27:13 AM EDT
[#48]
Have a conversation with my wife without my kids interrupting.  

You parents reading this know what I am talking about.
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:32:13 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 3/24/2017 8:34:11 AM EDT
[#50]
Take away all the pain and suffering that my mother has suffered after a fall that crippled her.

Visit the Megaliths of Peru.

Beat the fuck out of George Clooney.
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