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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:33:12 AM EDT
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nothing wrong with that, there is only so much of that shit you can take im in that boat right now, and not loving it for many reasons Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just about every time, I find out they are liberals. Environmental wacko liberals. Feminist liberals. That's not really a lame reason i guess... there are so many liberal women in their late 20s early 30s. The good conservative ones seem to be taken long ago  im in that boat right now, and not loving it for many reasons Back on topic, lots of women, majority in fact, are brainwashed liberals. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:36:26 AM EDT
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The dimple on her right ass cheek was 3/32" wider than the one on her left. I told her "It's not you, it's me," but it was really her. Her and that monstrous ass dimple.
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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:37:35 AM EDT
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There was a period right after my divorce that I had many short term relationships. I told one that she fucked like a dead fish. I was kind of more of an asshole than normal.
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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:39:14 AM EDT
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Dumped bc she slapped me in the face with a 2lb mackerel on my birthday because I was going out with friends and not her! Skank!
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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:41:03 AM EDT
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My first exwife asked what she could have done to save our marriage. I was a young, wild guy in early 20's. She caught me with two of her friends in our bed. My answer was "maybe have uglier friends". It was not the answer she wanted to hear, and still hates me. And yes I know I was and ass.
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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:45:45 AM EDT
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Dated a nice looking woman for about 6 months that had beautiful dark hair down to the middle of her back. I go over to her house one night, she opens the door and she had not only cut it but went with a big afro, all curly & shit. I have no idea what she was thinking. She looked absolutely terrible. Well.......bye. TC |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 6:57:28 AM EDT
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Met a slightly younger pretty girl one night and became her night in shining armor (saved her from a shity situation). Went out for a couple months, met and bonded with her young daughter. things were going pretty good. Well one night having drinks with a coworker the topic came up and i was told that i couldnt treat this one like all the rest and i might as well plan the wedding. So i called the girl and dumped her. She wanted a reason and all i could say was that "i was told i couldnt do it so im proving so and so wrong, bu by" saw her a few months later in line at the grocery store and got the cold shoulder hard enough that the cashier wanted to know if i was as big as an asshole as the look on the girls face led her to believe, i agreed.
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Posted: 3/25/2017 8:18:54 AM EDT
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She was allergic to my dog.
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Posted: 3/25/2017 8:46:10 AM EDT
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Is your name Cameron? Just curious if it was a "small world" phenomenon. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 8:50:13 AM EDT
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Found out she was from Michigan.
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Posted: 3/25/2017 9:19:46 AM EDT
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Broke up with a hot one because of the way she ate her food. Stuck her tongue out while taking a bite. Every time. Annoying as fuck. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 9:58:20 AM EDT
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In between wives I dated a fantastic woman, perfect in every way. EXCEPT her 12 y/o son was a pychco little fuck.
Im talking sleep with one eye open crazy. I bailed and found out about year later he stabbed her. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 11:22:06 AM EDT
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I was dating a girl for a while and we went to taco bell to eat a burrito.
She picked the burrito up, put salsa on top, took a bite, put salsa on top, took another bite, repeat. I had to break it off. Another girl in college. I was making her breakfast and asked how many slices of bacon she wanted. She said 2. Pan was small, I cut the bacon in half. Gave her 4 slices and she proceeded to get mad at me for giving her too much bacon. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 11:47:55 AM EDT
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I farted and she thought it was gross and left. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what does that mean? 
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Posted: 3/25/2017 1:04:03 PM EDT
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What is the lamest reason you have ever ended a relationship over? I have some good ones but just this week I dumped a cute, 24 year old teacher that was cool but was just too hardcore of a millennial. Constant use of stupid slang, pestering me to use whatever dumb social media app and constantly doing dumb hipster shit. I'm only 27 but I just couldn't relate to her or tolerate it anymore. Got any good ones? Did it cross your mind to have an adult conversation with her about it? |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 1:24:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/25/2017 1:47:51 PM EDT
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God, I wish you guys would stop being so fucking paranoid and post your damn state. Don't you think the half of us would like to know what region of the country you're in so we can relate? If you posted Nebraska, then I'm I'm going to say "Oh yea!.... I recognize this guy from 17 million Nebraskans. This is definitely John fuckenheimer"  |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:01:47 PM EDT
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Nice gal, good figure, but when she talked, it was in a complete monotone. Absolutely zero inflection in her voice no matter what. After you'd talk awhile, it would grate on you to the point you had a hard time following the conversation as you kept looking for a break from that lack of inflectio. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:28:16 PM EDT
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Did it cross your mind to have an adult conversation with her about it? |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:33:31 PM EDT
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Semi-recently I dumped a girl because she told me she wanted to wait for marriage to have sex. Then I dumped the next girl because she fucked on the first date. Maybe I'm just a hypocrite  |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:41:04 PM EDT
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My wife was 24 when I married her. I was 44. We are doing fine.
I had no problem with a 24 year old
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:41:38 PM EDT
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no more creampies
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:48:30 PM EDT
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I dated a Pakistani girl once and had to let her go because she had visible hair between her boobs, it wasn't long or anything, but I could see it because she had pale white skin with almost black hair. Being a Muslim, she was always covered, so I never noticed, but after a month of dating, I got her open to the possibility of sex which is when I saw what cannot be unseen and dipped out.
ETA: A girl left me one time because her dad did my taxes and she found out how much I made. She straight up told me that I was poor and she didn't want to settle with me because she grew up in an upper middle class home and aspired to be better off than her parents. We met at a gas station near my house which was in an upper middle class area, so she assumed I was well off rather than a broke student living in the basement of some guy who offered dirt cheap rent because his house was in BFE. IIRC, I was making $28k a year and I was 19 years old. This girl is now 37 years old, she's a single mom, she works at a call center, and lives with her parents. I'm delighted by the fact that she's broke now, but my happiness will be short lived because she'll be a millionaire when her dad dies. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 3:56:03 PM EDT
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I dated a Pakistani girl once and had to let her go because she had visible hair between her boobs, it wasn't long or anything, but I could see it because she had pale white skin with almost black hair. Being a Muslim, she was always covered, so I never noticed, but after a month of dating, I got her open to the possibility of sex which is when I saw what cannot be unseen and dipped out. 
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Posted: 3/25/2017 4:12:02 PM EDT
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I broke up with a tiny blonde, 10 years younger than me, with an insane ass. She was way to good looking for a regular jackass like me but her kids sucked. I mean they were just terrible to be around. Girls 7 and 9. My daughter was 8 at the time. I thought it was gonna be perfect but those kids... she let them run rampant 24/7 with no discipline or repercussions. I didn't want them anywhere near my daughter.
Shame, because the ass was world class. |
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Posted: 3/25/2017 4:29:37 PM EDT
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A breath mint and a dab of toothpaste in each nostril................good to go. I dated a woman who had a rather pungent aroma. Didn't matter if she was fresh out of the shower of just came back from a 5 mile run, her clam always smelled like low tide at a Jersey pier. Needless to say oral was off the table and doggy could only happen if the fan at the foot of the bed was on and pushing the air away from me. We broke up for other reasons but I really hope she gets her Ph balance under control someday. Thank you
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Posted: 3/25/2017 4:39:04 PM EDT
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my last girlfreind was a squirter. I got tired of being pissed on
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Posted: 3/26/2017 1:04:21 AM EDT
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Not weakest.
I once noped the fuck right out of a relationship, by walking in on the girlfriend molesting a small horse. That was when I found out the girl was fucking loonytoons. You would think it, but she didn't show all her crazy that time. I actually changed schools to get away from her. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 1:07:22 AM EDT
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She want it....tooo often.
Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 1:36:47 AM EDT
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she looked bad in a bridesmaid dress. was pretty hot the rest of the time.
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Posted: 3/26/2017 2:03:13 AM EDT
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Meh, I've felt if a woman is a woman, it's easy to slowly convert most of them if you use tact. My present woman was rather middle of the road and aimlessly threw a few tag lines out there, but also wasn't hardline about anything. Now she owns a Mega Arms AR-15 and a Glock 43. She also went to a Trump rally with me and then the inauguration in DC. She loves the phrase libtard. Spoiled I am. Back on topic, lots of women, majority in fact, are brainwashed liberals. worships Bernie fucktard sanders I have made zero ground in over a year on pretty much any issue |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 2:49:36 AM EDT
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I know of someone with a 1966 Impala which they restored with their Dad, who lives in Illinois. Just curious if it was a "small world" phenomenon. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 3:00:51 AM EDT
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she sucked at kissing.... TERRIBLE She was the worst kisser I've ever known. It was fucking tragic. I made out with another chick once after a wedding who was such a good kisser I could probably have climaxed from it if I'd concentrated hard enough. Like so good I would have sacked villages and depopulated regions for her. Ah youth. Squandered on the young.... |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 3:05:30 AM EDT
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Dumped: "It's not you....it's me"
No fuck you bitch .....I will be insanely mad for an hour.....then I will realize you are a whore ....and I will calm down. You will try to come back to me , once you realize your booty fuck ride didn't work out for you.....well, you ain't curlin' up in this house. . |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 3:06:26 AM EDT
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I actually feel bad for this one. Dated a girl, her grand pa was her only real father figure, mother was a mess. She actually formed a ok relationship with her biological father when she was in HS, but her step mother didn't like her at all. Nice, but as you can imagine very needy. As in had to always call me. Would get upset if I didn't help her study when I had to get to bed for work. We were dating for a few months it and then one night she disrespected me in front of a whole bunch of people. Then for the next hour until I passed out, I kept repeating, MidCap don't take no shit. Stopped answering her calls after that night. I absolutely felt like a piece of garbage for doing that. That time period was not a good chapter in the book of my life. She did get some closure because my sister took a course she taught and my sis said they talked about me and she seemed fine. The good news is that her and her wife have a lovely baby girl and look to be a happy family. 
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Posted: 3/26/2017 4:21:37 AM EDT
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that reminds me of a hairy nipple incident way back in college. she was really cute, then the bra came off and... |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 5:12:25 AM EDT
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I got bored with her, for no reason. The girl was smart, funny, very into me, but not controlling, and down for whatever. Big rack too. It was too easy. After a couple of months, I just stopped calling her. She eventually called, pissed and demanded an explanation. I just told her that we were done and hung up the phone.
No idea why I was such a prick. That ended up costing me my best friend as well, because the girl I dumped was friends with my buddy's girlfriend. She started to hate my guts, and eventually I stopped talking with my friend. I ran into the girl I dumped about a year later and she blew the fuck up. Like 50 lbs. I don't know if I dodged a bullet or caused a train wreck. Either way, that girl is the only one I've dated for any length of time who's name I can't even remember. I can remember what she looked like, I remember the car she drove, but no clue what her fucking name was. 
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Posted: 3/26/2017 5:58:33 AM EDT
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My parents were divorced.
Dad moved away to TN for a long time. Moved back to PA (where I am from). I moved out of my folks place and moved in with him for a year or two before I made my way out on my own. Those times with him were great and we reconnected. (He passed away 8 months before my wedding). I met a half asian chick who was divorced and had two kids. Great bod, great in the sack. Very sharp. Hit it off real well. One Friday she asked if I was coming over and I said "Not tonight, me and my dad are gonna hang for tonight." She went ballistic and said maybe I should grow up. I told her to come get her stuff she had there an GTFO. She came over all apologetic and crying. Asked me what she was going to tell her kids?
I said tell them that their mother just ruined a potentially good relationship because she is a fucking bitch. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 7:33:02 AM EDT
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Broke up with one because I found out he only wanted to pop my cherry. Hell no, get the fuck out.
Broke up with another guy because he wanted a substitute mama. He had no ambition and just wanted me to tell him what to do at every turn. Major life decisions, too, like whether to go to college and what he should major in, not just which belt looks better with his pants. I was 17 years old and trying to figure out where my own life was going. I didn't need to be responsible for his life too. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 7:41:38 AM EDT
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a week 3 conversation that started like this. She rolls over and looks me in the eye and says " I think I love you "..........x2. Freaks me the fuck out. Ran for the hills both times. Who hasn't been here? or,maybe I'm a little fucked up.
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Posted: 3/26/2017 8:16:56 AM EDT
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Thick legs. I mean, thick thick legs but normal torso. She is a nurse and had a great personslity and nice upper half. But damn. I'm a leg man so the dude could not abide.
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Posted: 3/26/2017 8:27:14 AM EDT
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Senior year in HS, I had been dating an extremely cute, nice, horny girl for 2 years. I was going in the Army soon, and she was going to college. I think I had it in the back of my head I needed to play the field a bit before I left.
I had been cutting wood for 3 days, and picked her up on a Sunday night to go get something to eat.....I was literally a lumberjack, burning about 6000 calories a day. I wanted a fucking pizza. She said something like "we need to eat something healthy". I literally turned my truck around, drove her home and dropped her off. Never spoke to her again until I came home on leave. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 9:34:52 AM EDT
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Was dumped because I wasn't "black" enough. I.E. I didn't act ghetto/ebonics/thuggish. I'm half black/white . She then went to Chicago and got gang banged by some ghetto goblins and had a kid. She has no idea who the father is and suckered some white guy to marry/support her.
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Posted: 3/26/2017 9:40:09 AM EDT
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There is no "weak" reason to break up. If you want to move on, or they want to move on...that's all that's needed. Its called dating...not marriage. Wanting to date someone new is reason enough.
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Posted: 3/26/2017 9:42:45 AM EDT
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Broke up with the perfect girl early last year because I could see myself marrying her, and I didn't want to get married.
She's now my soon to be fiancée. She pesters me everyday about it, but we've been together almost 5 years now. I've got about 2 months until I pop the question, but she's not saying no. As long as I don't do anything too stupid between now and then
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Posted: 3/26/2017 10:47:24 AM EDT
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Not weakest. I once noped the fuck right out of a relationship, by walking in on the girlfriend molesting a small horse. That was when I found out the girl was fucking loonytoons. You would think it, but she didn't show all her crazy that time. I actually changed schools to get away from her. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 10:49:06 AM EDT
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I actually feel bad for this one. Dated a girl, her grand pa was her only real father figure, mother was a mess. She actually formed a ok relationship with her biological father when she was in HS, but her step mother didn't like her at all. Nice, but as you can imagine very needy. As in had to always call me. Would get upset if I didn't help her study when I had to get to bed for work. We were dating for a few months it and then one night she disrespected me in front of a whole bunch of people. Then for the next hour until I passed out, I kept repeating, MidCap don't take no shit. Stopped answering her calls after that night. I absolutely felt like a piece of garbage for doing that. That time period was not a good chapter in the book of my life. She did get some closure because my sister took a course she taught and my sis said they talked about me and she seemed fine. The good news is that her and her wife have a lovely baby girl and look to be a happy family. |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 11:11:20 AM EDT
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In my 30s i dated this 20yo ex-student of mine. She wasn't much of a looker but i was surprised at how perfect her body was the first time we had sex. She dressed in a way that didn't show off. She was a little odd. At the time, i had never heard the word hipster, but that's what she was. One day she said she was going to this music festival and said her friends had got some LSD. I don't do drugs and didn't know she did at all. I told her to have a good time. I wasn't expecting a serious relationship, I didn't really give a shit what she did. She didn't like that I wasn't going. The next day she invited me to this shitty ass little bar. When i got there her dirty hippy friends were there, first time i had seen them. She sat and talked with this hippy dude the whole time, talking and laughing joking trying to make me jealous. I just left. Good riddance. Best eject ever, a week later i met my wife.
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Posted: 3/26/2017 11:52:49 AM EDT
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LoL....WTF? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not weakest. I once noped the fuck right out of a relationship, by walking in on the girlfriend molesting a small horse. That was when I found out the girl was fucking loonytoons. You would think it, but she didn't show all her crazy that time. I actually changed schools to get away from her. "I once noped the fuck right out of a relationship, by walking in on the girlfriend molesting a small horse." This is classic sig line stuff. Really. As if it was a regular sized horse, it would be ok. LoL "a SMALL horse, for Christ's sake!!" |
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Posted: 3/26/2017 1:01:02 PM EDT
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Dropped one because she was waiting for marriage to have sex. There's a reason she was 33 and still single. It was, of course, always the guy's fault. Bail. Dropped one because she said Star Wars (and most scifi) was for children. Bye. |
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