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Link Posted: 5/17/2017 8:44:27 AM EDT
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It's always Thursday at Cola Warrior.
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 9:12:48 PM EDT
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I'm out.  

New role at work equals more traveling with a pregnant wife at home.  No divorce is best divorce.
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 9:26:25 PM EDT
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The Arfcom curse demands a new victim.
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 10:29:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2017 11:07:27 PM EDT
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How deep is that standby? (Now)I kinda feel like driving 25 hours to some Texas fuckhole
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 11:22:07 PM EDT
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You gonna be coming through Dallas or anything? Picking up 74novaman on the way, we might be able to fit another depending on if we take my car or my friend's.
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 11:31:14 PM EDT
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Donation sent.
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 11:37:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2017 11:43:40 PM EDT
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I'm out.  

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Bring the wife with you. Problem solved.
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 12:21:47 AM EDT
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First Cola birth?
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 12:29:14 AM EDT
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Bring the wife with you. Problem solved.
First Cola birth?
You'll have to remind me to tell you that joke when I see you next time. . .
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 9:40:47 AM EDT
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First Cola birth?
I officially withdraw my offer of medical services and support. Ain't no fucking way I'm delivering a baby. IV's, broken bones, gunshot wounds and patching up stupid people I got no problem with, but delivering babies, FUCK THAT.
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 9:43:18 AM EDT
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I officially withdraw my offer of medical services and support. Ain't no fucking way I'm delivering a baby. IV's, broken bones, gunshot wounds and patching up stupid people I got no problem with, but delivering babies, FUCK THAT.
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why? it looks super easy, just stand there and yell push a lot
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 10:12:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2017 12:04:08 PM EDT
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why? it looks super easy, just stand there and yell push a lot
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I saw that.   On the Tee Vee.  
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 3:17:43 PM EDT
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Perform a caesarian with one of Damascusknifemaker's Cola knives.
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Does the baby have to run the course to get swag?
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 3:21:42 PM EDT
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Possibly, but mom dropping all that baby weight should help her time. Probably run before and after just to see how much she improves.
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 4:28:43 PM EDT
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100% in there like swimwear (speedos and cowboy boots)
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 9:11:35 PM EDT
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Its a date.
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 9:37:13 PM EDT
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So you're saying that's what you're running the course in ?
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 10:15:30 PM EDT
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Need an eye patch?
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 10:56:27 PM EDT
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And another one is out.  Pull me from the list, schedule conflict came up and I can't make it this year.

Damn it.  
Link Posted: 5/18/2017 11:18:00 PM EDT
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I'm going to be top 10!

Only because 8 people are going to show, but it still counts!
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 12:03:28 AM EDT
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I'll be top 10 if 800 people show up





















Link Posted: 5/19/2017 12:09:50 AM EDT
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I'll be top 10 if 800 people show up
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Link Posted: 5/19/2017 1:02:48 AM EDT
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That's the second time so far, maybe the third is a charm
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 3:55:08 AM EDT
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i'm fairly certain i can out-bad you.  my only goal is to finish my day run before the night vision guys wrap up.

and by "run", i mean more like...
Yellowbeard - Stagger Crawl
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 8:21:55 AM EDT
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After my fat ass failed almost all of the obstacles, I was able to run the first few hundred feet.  Then it was a fast walk the rest of the way.  Unfortunately I am in no better shape this year.  
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 10:00:43 AM EDT
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After my fat ass failed almost all of the obstacles, I was able to run the first few hundred feet.  Then it was a fast walk the rest of the way.  Unfortunately I am in no better shape this year.  
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This is likely going to be me this year.

I told myself I would take the 5-6 months to get in shape for Cola Warrior and not suck at it.

I lied to myself.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 10:02:57 AM EDT
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I was top 10 last year...



















...then a whole bunch of other people ran the course and fucked up my happy vibe.  
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 10:03:50 AM EDT
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If it's any consolation, I'm definitely in worse shape this year than I was last year.
It's not gonna be pretty.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 2:41:59 PM EDT
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I was top 10 last year...then a whole bunch of other people ran the course and fucked up my happy vibe.  
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I was in the top ten last year....until the 11th person ran.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 5:08:39 PM EDT
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i'm fairly certain i can out-bad you.  my only goal is to finish my day run before the night vision guys wrap up.
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Oh yeah!  I am so dedicated to coming in last I broke my own ankle this morning.

Still 100% in.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 5:13:37 PM EDT
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I was top 10 last year...then a whole bunch of other people ran the course and fucked up my happy vibe.  
I was in the top ten last year....until the 11th person ran.
Yep. Pretty much the same here.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 6:12:03 PM EDT
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This is likely going to be me this year.

I told myself I would take the 5-6 months to get in shape for Cola Warrior and not suck at it.

I lied to myself.
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You know what workout program would really help you.

Try 50 reps of stop being fat.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 6:13:48 PM EDT
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Oh yeah!  I am so dedicated to coming in last I broke my own ankle this morning.

Still 100% in.
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I did that before West 1.  Ended up getting 10th.  Now my ankle is fucked.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 7:08:27 PM EDT
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I did that before West 1.  Ended up getting 10th.  Now my ankle is fucked.
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I'll know more next week, but I suspect it already quite fucked.  I missed the first CWT because of a bad car accident, I don't plan on missing this.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 8:48:42 PM EDT
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I've dropped 70lbs over the last year and half so hopefully I'll have a half ass decent run.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 9:06:34 PM EDT
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So you're saying that's what you're running the course in ?


I believe this should be made mandatory. Even though he's a vet, he's still a newbie.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 9:26:26 PM EDT
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I ripped the SPR tendon in my ankle playing softball it took 4 months before the swelling went down enough to open it up and reattach,  my doc was awesome but it still burns like hell
And my brother said he's in to spectate.
He will bring a cash donation.
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 9:34:47 PM EDT
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When are we going to get some obstacle video?
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 9:54:13 PM EDT
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Shooting for next weekend on that.

Idk, I may wait until the last minute.
Link Posted: 5/20/2017 4:33:01 PM EDT
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I was top 10 last year...then a whole bunch of other people ran the course and fucked up my happy vibe.  
I was in the top ten last year....until the 11th person ran.
I was 1st for West 2 for a solid hour. Then a second person ran. :( I held 2nd for five days though!
Link Posted: 5/20/2017 4:41:39 PM EDT
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Apologies for the nonpayment thus far: just sent 30 bucks paypal; will send another 30 next payday; I blew my whole bankroll buying this cruel thing. Hopefully I'm still alive when the event comes around. We still might have a spectator coming along but he'll be able to feed and drunk himself.Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 5/20/2017 6:46:38 PM EDT
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Got my CWOCK zeroed, and decided it needed paint.







Link Posted: 5/20/2017 10:44:40 PM EDT
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Looks like the Dark Angel class got cancelled so I might be back in if the gods of Tejas mosquitos allow it and work-permitting.
Link Posted: 5/20/2017 11:04:37 PM EDT
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That's one way to simulate an Apex trigger..
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 9:22:42 AM EDT
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Try 50 reps of stop being fat.
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This is likely going to be me this year.

I told myself I would take the 5-6 months to get in shape for Cola Warrior and not suck at it.

I lied to myself.
You know what workout program would really help you.

Try 50 reps of stop being fat.
I was wondering what your reply was going to be.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 9:25:29 AM EDT
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I've been watching lots of sports videos and practicing my play by play and announcing skills.

This is in the event we have a sound system again because I think Kai and I should do detailed sports like narration of each run.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 9:37:08 AM EDT
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Woooo!
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