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Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:07:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Just Volusia County things.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:10:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Isolated incident.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:11:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Happens frequently, this is why every pump has a break detachment mechanism so it doesn't damage the pump.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:12:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Oh well
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:13:45 PM EDT
[#5]
It's Volusia
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:13:54 PM EDT
[#6]
I wonder if he returned the pump nozzle to the gas station??
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:14:13 PM EDT
[#7]
I actually made a few signs middle of last year for our counties fuel garage...I guess same problem. Two sheriffs drove off just like this, two separate times.

ETA: I just looked it up...made the signs in Oct, and at the time they had it happen 5 times so far.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:14:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Happened all the time on our County pumps, but it wasn't just cops. It was everyone.

For years now when we fill up, we have to hold the handle closed since they took off the little clamps.

(Unless you have a 32-gallon fuel tank like me and you jam your wallet in the handle. )
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:14:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Florida.  

The obsession with the next doughnut stop distracted him from the fireball and mayhem he left in his rear-view mirror.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:15:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Was it in fact a man?
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:16:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Put your glasses on and reread your title.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:17:52 PM EDT
[#12]
I watched a guy about to pull out of a gas station parking lot in a brand new truck trailing the gas pump handle and hose.
The look on his face was priceless when he looked out and over his shoulder to see if traffic was clear and saw the hose dangling instead.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:17:52 PM EDT
[#13]
My mother in law has done this twice.

At the same station.

Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:18:06 PM EDT
[#14]
the breakaways work very well...
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:18:32 PM EDT
[#15]
Who among hasn't uttered the words "let's blow this popsicle stand!" and driven off with the gas nozzle.
That cost me some cash. No breakaway hoses back then....
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:18:57 PM EDT
[#16]
I did it once near LAX while rushing to make a flight and on the phone with a client. I made it maybe 3 feet before stopping. Fucking humiliated for a moment. The attendant said it happens almost daily there. Gave him my contact info but they never called. I'd have gladly paid.

AM PM on LaTierra at 405 for the locals.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:19:38 PM EDT
[#17]
I ALMOST did it in my cruiser one day.  Almost.  Moved about a foot forward before realizing it.

My buddy at work did the same thing just the other day.  Almost missed it as he inched forward.

I now ALWAYS think I am going to do it, and check my mirrors like a hawk while pulling forward slowly.  Even after just hanging up the pump.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:21:12 PM EDT
[#18]
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Happened all the time on our County pumps, but it wasn't just cops. It was everyone.

For years now when we fill up, we have to hold the handle closed since they took off the little clamps.

(Unless you have a 32-gallon fuel tank like me and you jam your wallet in the handle. )
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Gas cap works.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:24:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Yes yes, I see the title... but where does it say that in the article?
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:41:34 PM EDT
[#20]
I'm the only one professional enough..............
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:46:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Would that be considered theft?
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:52:01 PM EDT
[#22]
One of my best friends did it one night. Fire dept was called to hose down the area down as some fuel splattered on the asphalt. 
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:55:03 PM EDT
[#23]
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I did it once near LAX while rushing to make a flight and on the phone with a client. I made it maybe 3 feet before stopping. Fucking humiliated for a moment. The attendant said it happens almost daily there. Gave him my contact info but they never called. I'd have gladly paid.

AM PM on LaTierra at 405 for the locals.
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Did the same thing. As I was pulling away, I thought to myself "I better check my mirror and make sure the nozzle isn't still in." About the time I got to "I better," I heard the THUNk.

Felt like a moron. Offered to pay the nice lady manager but she said it happened all the time.

Of course, it's the gas station right by my house where I fill up once or twice a week.

Now, I refuse to leave the pump until the gas cap is back on. Thank goodness for breakaway nozzles.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:55:49 PM EDT
[#24]
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Link Posted: 2/22/2017 4:56:30 PM EDT
[#25]
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No, he didn't intend to steal it
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:00:50 PM EDT
[#26]
Haha some of you still have gas caps.

Watched a guy drive off at a station once, the breakaway worked but I remember his car got a nice big dent in it from the hose.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:01:36 PM EDT
[#27]
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No, he didn't intend to steal it
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No, he didn't intend to steal it

The old Hillary defense strikes again.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:04:07 PM EDT
[#28]
I actually did this once when I was 16. 

I noticed it immediately though, and sheepishly gave it to the attendant. 
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:06:41 PM EDT
[#29]
That's a day off without pay
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:35:55 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:50:09 PM EDT
[#31]
My BIL did this a couple years ago in Cape Cod with us in a car right behind him laughing.  He thought he was going to be in big trouble.  They just took the nozzle back and sent him on his way.  No harm, no foul.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 5:50:40 PM EDT
[#32]
He had just heard over the radio that the light was on at Krispy Kreme
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 6:02:42 PM EDT
[#33]
Oh, Florida Man Deputy, you so crazy!

Company I worked for back in the nineties had several less than bright individuals working as service techs. I was loading up my boom truck to go out on a couple deliveries when I saw one them (Jamaican dude) run through the gate, jump into his truck, pull over to the fuel tank, and start filling up. He was running at least an hour late. He left his truck, ran into the office to get his repair tickets, ran out to the truck, jumped in, and zoomed off, nozzle still in the truck.  That particular pump did not have a breakaway, so when the hose parted, the pump kept spewing gasoline all over the asphalt.  He stopped, ran to the filler cap, yanked the hose out, looked over to see the pump still pumping, jumped back in his truck and sped off.  Pump still pumping gasoline all over the ground.  I ran over and shut the pump off cussing a blue streak.

I'm not saying I'm the one got him fired but I am the one who let our supervisor know why there was a fresh puddle of gasoline 30 feet across in the parking lot.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 6:03:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Title should actually read: "Floridaman, does something half of women drivers have already done."
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 6:09:45 PM EDT
[#35]
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Driver not identified

Was probably a woman.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 6:14:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Local deputy did that a couple years back. Sheriff's Office posted it on their FB

Link Posted: 2/22/2017 6:18:05 PM EDT
[#37]
I did it a few months ago. I got 3 blocks away and was wondering why the guy on the corner was pointing at my truck. Next stop light a guy ran up and tapped my window. I put it in the back of my truck and went back to the station knowing it was going to cost me some cash. I walk in with it and the manager was just happy that I brought it back.

I put the pump in my truck and walked in to get my morning coffee. On the way out I got a call from my boss and needed to beat feat to meet him.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 6:20:01 PM EDT
[#38]
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yes, and when my wife did it, I returned the nozzle and the clerk told "No problem, it happens almost every day".
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 7:31:52 PM EDT
[#39]
happens all the time, but maybe not to the man.
Link Posted: 2/22/2017 7:35:27 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 2/23/2017 2:29:03 PM EDT
[#41]
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When I was 18 I tore a leaded pump
completely off the island in 1990 with my 73 Gran Torino. 

Also Ohio.
Way to get on my level Fla. 
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 1:01:29 AM EDT
[#42]
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I did it once near LAX while rushing to make a flight and on the phone with a client. I made it maybe 3 feet before stopping. Fucking humiliated for a moment. The attendant said it happens almost daily there. Gave him my contact info but they never called. I'd have gladly paid.

AM PM on LaTierra at 405 for the locals.
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I used to live and work near there, it was my go to gas station.
Hated that place till they remodeled it, always busy and hard to get in n out of.
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 1:05:46 AM EDT
[#43]
No idea how anyone could be that retarded.

I'm either next to the pump or hear a click then get out.
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 1:15:37 AM EDT
[#44]
I am somehow not surprised that this happened in Volusia County. That place is kinda weird; I spent a lot of my childhood in Geneva nearby.
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 1:19:41 AM EDT
[#45]
I worked at a carwash/gas station out of High School whilst awaiting paperwork to clear for the USAF ----------------- it would happen at least 3-4 times a month...
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 1:21:14 AM EDT
[#46]
New call sign...NOZZLE
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 3:13:40 AM EDT
[#47]
I admit I have done some stupid shit in my life, I wonder if I should go drive off with the gas pump still in my truck so it doesn't feel left out. 
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 3:23:21 AM EDT
[#48]
I drove off and forgot the wife one time; luckily I made it around the block before she noticed.
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 3:25:48 AM EDT
[#49]
Dear Chief; nobody was more surprised than I was when...
Link Posted: 2/24/2017 3:26:18 AM EDT
[#50]
Pretty mild for Florida Cop Man
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