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Posted: 2/20/2017 10:36:06 PM EDT
I don't know why but I can't bring myself to skip this youtube commercial when it pops up.

And I kind of want to buy a mattress now.

How to Use a Raw Egg to Determine if Your Mattress is Awful - Purple Mattress #goldilocks
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She'd do nasty things to you.

TC
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I haven't?  Have you?

I got the mattress tho.
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What's the verdict?
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How do you like it?
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:46:21 PM EDT
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I've got a purple mattress as well. It's very nice. Can't even tell when the fiance gets out of bed
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She is morman so maybe crazy missionary.
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Yes. We did this already.



She's on Mormon SNL.
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Is it good? I kind of want to order one and tell my wife I bought it because Goldilocks said I should.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:48:05 PM EDT
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Does she come with the mattress?
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I got the mattress tho.


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It's stiffer than all the reviews said.  I'm having a few issues side sleeping.  That picture they give of an aligned spine is FOS, because to lay like that you'd have to be missing a shoulder.  We are giving it the 30 days before we make a final verdict.

Other things are FANTASTIC on it though.
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How do you like it?


I've tried Casper and Purple. I thought the Casper was giving me good sleep compared to my 10yr old pillowtop. Then I got the Purple mattress and think it's even better than the Casper.
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The did the test without the fabric cover on the mattress. It would most certainly fucking fail if they hadn't.

And I'd hit it till her green eggs looked like ham.
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Youtube has ads? Haven't seen any in years after installing an ad block.
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She is morman so maybe crazy missionary.


Damn...what a waste of potential. Dunno how good the Purple bed is, but I've had a Temperpedic and a Casper. I like the Temperpedic best.
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Bought it and like it....
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No.  She just fakes it.  
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Is it strange that I could tell this was a Utah thing?
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wait, does that involve a bicycle?
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Without reservation.
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I award you one internets!!!
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They can't have sex before marriage and there are a lot of them who go for the Bill Clinton definition of sex...
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:29:54 PM EDT
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Speaking of mattress commercials, I'm embarrassed to say that I only learned a day or two ago that it's Tom Brady in the Beautyrest Black commercial:



https://youtu.be/s8WfbTn8DJo

As for him saying "no, not a thing", when asked if there will be anything else he needs, gosh, maybe some pillows and sheets?  A blanket???

That's the extended version, btw.  I also had never caught the Shining references, but hadn't watched it closely.

Link Posted: 2/21/2017 6:54:40 AM EDT
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That's a great commercial and maybe a great mattress, but I'll take the Select comfort girl

Sarah McCreanor - showreel 2017
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+100 on the Select Comfort Ginger
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
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No, she comes on the mattress.
Link Posted: 2/21/2017 8:07:14 AM EDT
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I'd scramble her eggs
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"Fiance" is a gendered term. Just sayin'
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I got the mattress tho.


What's the verdict?


I love mine.
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