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Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:02:12 PM EDT
[#1]
holy shit
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:03:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Man, that guy is a real winner! Huge piece of scum.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:03:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Headlines you read from Utah.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:05:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Apparently Utah is the new Florida
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:09:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like everyone in Utah has a sword on the mantle..
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:10:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Good thing he had a ninja repelling sword.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:13:22 PM EDT
[#7]
The girl was staying there with her mother, Elizabeth Griego, and the mother’s fiancé Jeremy Beck, who is Blackwing’s half-brother.

The couple fought off the “polygamist ninjas” with the fiancé using a sword in the household combat.
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Florida might be creepier, but Utah wins in the style category. That whole story is awesome lol.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:13:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Just when you think you've heard everything, this comes along.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:15:41 PM EDT
[#9]
You win today Utah, but Florida will be back!
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:19:26 PM EDT
[#10]
I've lived in Utah

I didn't raise an eyebrow.
Some of the nicest people I've ever met were in Utah, and so were the weirdest.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:19:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 - Juggernaut Theme
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:20:18 PM EDT
[#12]
A- Kain and Raven Blackwing are seriously badass names

B- the true believer Mormons are way more awesome
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:21:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Kain Blackwing?

Sounds like a comic book character.

Acts like it too.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:24:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Ninja harem?
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:24:32 PM EDT
[#15]
Porter Rockwell he ain't

Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:26:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Utah man watched too much Kill Bill.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:27:48 PM EDT
[#17]
WTF? I never heard of this.

What are the odds that ninjas break into your house and you just so happen to have a sword to defend yourself with?
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:30:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:32:59 PM EDT
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Florida might be creepier, but Utah wins in the style category. That whole story is awesome lol.
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Remember when you thought I was crazy Liz?  It's time.  

Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:34:33 PM EDT
[#20]
Besides the things that guy did to the young girl that is the most interesting news article I have ever read.

New apocalypse fantasy.  Soccer mom harem of ninjas.  

The guy wins style points but is guilty as hell.  I'm sad we only get a picture of one ninjette.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:36:35 PM EDT
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This is why we need to be able to have a longer title line.  I wanted to add it was a teen he was molesting, but didn't have enough space
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:37:53 PM EDT
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In FL there would have been a meth charge in there somewhere too.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:39:01 PM EDT
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  Am I misremembering you admitting to purchasing a sword at some point?
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:40:33 PM EDT
[#24]
Yet most guys here can't get their wife's to give them a blowjob
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:43:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Mormons have aways to go to catch up with muslims.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:43:51 PM EDT
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You don't?!

If I ever start a band, I'm definitely calling it The Polygamist Ninjas
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:44:12 PM EDT
[#27]
a stun gun, knife, screwdriver, matches, syringes and Saran wrap
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Damn they planned on leaving no stone unturned, huh?










*goes to update my backwoods lovemaking kit*
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:44:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/20/2017 9:52:41 PM EDT
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It's utterly UNHINGED is what it is.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:15:35 PM EDT
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Four days before the girl was supposed to testify in court against Blackwing, two women dressed as ninjas — wearing black masks and guns, and armed with a stun gun, knife, screwdriver, matches, syringes and Saran wrap — broke into the girl’s West Jordan home.

The couple fought off the so-called “polygamist ninjas,” with the fiancé using a sword in the household combat.


Thought y'all had guns there?

I mean, it's Utah. Kinda like Texas, except the Baptists are Mormons, and there's lots of public land and no black people?

What's with all the swords?
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:22:43 PM EDT
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In FL there would have been a meth charge in there somewhere too.
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I am abso-fucking-lutely willing to bet meth is involved in this little tale, somehow and somewhere. Her face alone guarantees it.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:24:55 PM EDT
[#32]
I was hoping it was the Sister Wives guy from TV.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:31:42 PM EDT
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No, apparently just the polygamists.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:33:32 PM EDT
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You don't?!

If I ever start a band, I'm definitely calling it The Polygamist Ninjas
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You don't?!

If I ever start a band, I'm definitely calling it The Polygamist Ninjas
Not if I get to it first. 
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:39:44 PM EDT
[#35]
Fuckin Utah........
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:43:37 PM EDT
[#36]
Now that's a fucking story!
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:45:15 PM EDT
[#37]
you're up Florida
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:45:48 PM EDT
[#38]
Unfortunately Utah is no different than any other state.  We have our share of bad actors.  But this guy and his tribe are just Nucking  Futs. !
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 10:49:29 PM EDT
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There are about 30,000 polygamists in Utah, roughly 1% of the population, and they belong to dozens of splinter groups.  Some are just independent polyamorists who like the lifestyle without the religion.

Depending on the group they belong to they could be either completely normal or batsh*t crazy.  This guy obviously belongs to one of the crazy groups.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:01:19 PM EDT
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Remember when you thought I was crazy Liz?  It's time.  

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A gladius would be better for close quarters.

Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:05:05 PM EDT
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There are about 30,000 polygamists in Utah, roughly 1% of the population, and they belong to dozens of splinter groups.  Some are just independent polyamorists who like the lifestyle without the religion.

Depending on the group they belong to they could be either completely normal or batsh*t crazy.  This guy obviously belongs to one of the crazy groups.
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Unfortunately Utah is no different than any other state.  We have our share of bad actors.  But this guy and his tribe are just Nucking  Futs. !

There are about 30,000 polygamists in Utah, roughly 1% of the population, and they belong to dozens of splinter groups.  Some are just independent polyamorists who like the lifestyle without the religion.

Depending on the group they belong to they could be either completely normal or batsh*t crazy.  This guy obviously belongs to one of the crazy groups.


Wait.....that 30,000 number.....are they counting all polygamists, or are they just counting MEN who have multiple wives?  Is that 30,000 total people and about 800 families?  That statistic is so confusing.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:05:44 PM EDT
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I am abso-fucking-lutely willing to bet meth is involved in this little tale, somehow and somewhere. Her face alone guarantees it.
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In FL there would have been a meth charge in there somewhere too.


I am abso-fucking-lutely willing to bet meth is involved in this little tale, somehow and somewhere. Her face alone guarantees it.

 
Yeah, she looks like a meth-head. I saw this story a few days ago on local news and thought WTF
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:15:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Kain Blackwing....hmmm, what are the odds he was born with that name?
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:37:45 PM EDT
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Kain Blackwing....hmmm, what are the odds he was born with that name?
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pretty good.
Utah is a treasure trove of offbeat names.

Sherald, Thane, Eldula...
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