Guys married over a decade - Does your wife ever give you unexpected BJs?

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Posted: 2/20/2017 12:43:29 PM EDT

For those of you married over a decade, does your wife ever surprise you with a unexpected BJ? And I don't mean during love making (though it may lead to that) - for example you are watching TV and she sits down next to you and goes down on you totally surprising you, or you're in your home's office doing the check book and next thing you know she spins your chair around and goes to town. Oh, and if it only happens your birthday or anniversary, that doesn't count.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:46:28 PM EDT

[#1]

What are BJs?

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:46:58 PM EDT

[#2]

Nope. Only hope is to get her drunk first and she hardly ever drinks.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:47:06 PM EDT

[#3]

I've been married for 3 years and never get that lol

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:48:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Sounds like you folks chose poorly.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:48:21 PM EDT

[#5]

LULZ!! I LITERALLY laughed out loud when I saw this question.

Getting a BJ is only slightly easier than getting the codes for the nukes in my house.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:48:35 PM EDT

[#6]

Isn't that one of the reasons to get married?

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:48:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/20/2017 12:49:23 PM EDT

[#8]

All the replies nail it.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:49:31 PM EDT

[#9]

Another reason I keep Girlfriends, not a wife.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:50:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Yep, sometimes we will be watching tv she will do the head in lap thing. Then she will get in the mood to do micro blow jobs lasting 30 seconds or so doing the day with a promise to finish later. It builds up all day.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:50:28 PM EDT

[#11]

I'll bet this thread will go well

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:51:18 PM EDT

[#12]

Who needs a wife when you can do it yourself?

right guys? amirite or amirite?

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:52:13 PM EDT

[#13]

Interesting, do you guys ever unexpectedly just drop to your knees and start tickling the The Pink Pearl?

Or at some point does it just start looking like this and you lose the desire?

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:53:04 PM EDT

[#14]

No, but she legitimately makes over 100k and everything else is solid. Good sex, good sammiches, lots of guns and ammo. Not many BJs :-(

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:53:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/20/2017 12:54:13 PM EDT

[#16]

No, that was a dating trap.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:54:24 PM EDT

[#17]

BJs after marriage are a myth.

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:54:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/20/2017 12:54:33 PM EDT

[#19]

Ever? Yes

Often? No

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:56:28 PM EDT

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I'm picturing you hanging from the ceiling in all black like Tom Cruise in mission impossible with your junk hanging over your wife's face....

Posted: 2/20/2017 12:56:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/20/2017 12:57:56 PM EDT

[#22]

Well, my fiance does surprise me with them now. Here's to hoping that never changes!

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:01:45 PM EDT

[#23]

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Oh wait you are serious.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:02:49 PM EDT

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Interesting, do you guys ever unexpectedly just drop to your knees and start tickling the The Pink Pearl?

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No, the better question would be when you unexpectedly drop to your knees and start tickling the Pink Pearl, does she yell "Get off of me," or "I'm not in the mood for this."

FWIW, I'm not married, but I thought I join in the spirit of the discussion.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:03:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/20/2017 1:04:14 PM EDT

[#26]

Been married 18 years and yes I get a blowjob once a week.

mostly I have to instigate it

she will be in the bathtub and I walk in naked with my hard pecker.

She just smiles and says your gonna make me work tonite.

I said yep don't want you getting lazy

Or at night I get naked and when she gets out of the bathroom I'm laying there with a hard dick and smiling at her.

This sounds crude, but as a married man your dick needs to be in the wife's mouth at least once a week

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:04:21 PM EDT

[#27]

I had a friend ask me the same question. when I laughed she said "would you like one now?" good thing I am faithful

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:04:42 PM EDT

[#28]

nope.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:05:38 PM EDT

[#29]

Double that time and yes including last night.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:06:02 PM EDT

[#30]

Women will do anything in the first 6 months, after that reality sets in and life with them is a livable hatred.

Trick is to get a new one every 6 months, when the new ones perform BJs they have such a great pleasing attitude about the whole affair.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:07:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Kids are always running around, we work opposite shifts, so never.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:07:41 PM EDT

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1) Yes, every chance I get.

2) I sometimes worry that my only enduring contributions to this site will be that picture and my avatar.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:08:17 PM EDT

[#33]

travel for work going away and welcome back presents.

eta

and yes I attempt reciprocal oral assaults on a regular basis.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:08:39 PM EDT

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x87.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:09:01 PM EDT

[#35]

Surprise? It's been years.

Regularly? Now that's a different question. Yes.

And we're coming up on 25 years in a couple months.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:09:13 PM EDT

[#36]

Once you're married, they're all unexpected.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:10:38 PM EDT

[#37]

Not quite a decade yet. I'm not a big fan of BJs, but all I have to do get her motor running is reach down the front and hit the push start and we are off. it doesn't really matter where if we have privacy.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:10:41 PM EDT

[#38]

All the time for the last 13 years

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:10:43 PM EDT

[#39]

Use to get it all the time, while driving at the park basicly anywhere I wanted then we got married and it all stoped

I got tricked

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:10:52 PM EDT

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This right here. She tells me she hates putting big things in her mouth...

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:10:59 PM EDT

[#41]

Every BJ is unexpected.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:11:05 PM EDT

[#42]

Yep. I married a 5', 110# redhead and she's still a spunky little thing 17 years later.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:12:00 PM EDT

[#43]

No, but she makes as much money as I do and cheerfully gives me one whenever I ask.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:12:42 PM EDT

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Orly?

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:13:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/20/2017 1:16:42 PM EDT

[#46]

I could probably count the number of surprise ones on one hand, and one was before we were married.

Posted: 2/20/2017 1:17:17 PM EDT

[#47]

Only 7 years married, 10 together.

If a day goes by without her randomly doing it, I ask what's wrong. Seriously. Woman is insatiable.

"Honey, I need help with laundry" or "Kids, go clean your room"