Daniel Tiger, not even once.

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Posted: 2/19/2017 12:53:29 AM EDT

Today I saw another parent's fun kid reduced to a crying, upset, scared, non-fun having sad sack.

The cause, taking Daniel Tiger.

The DT affects children's brains, leading them to be:

Scared of everything.
Sad for no reason.
Averse to loud noises.
Unable to solve problems without parents.
Lethargic.
Overly submissive to other kids.

DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS TAKE DT! DANIEL TIGER, NOT EVEN ONCE!

I personally caught my kids taking the DTs once, but after months of rehab with violent 80s cartoons they are all better. Dont let your kid become a sad shadow of themselves, say no to the DTs.

Posted: 2/19/2017 12:54:13 AM EDT

[#1]

Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

Posted: 2/19/2017 12:56:33 AM EDT

[#2]

I hate all kids shows.

Posted: 2/19/2017 12:59:22 AM EDT

[#3]

Rocky and Bullwinkle. No PC metrosexual bullshit.

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:00:45 AM EDT

[#4]

80's cartoons are best cartoons

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:00:47 AM EDT

[#5]

You young kids missed out.
Fucking Mighty Mouse.
Kicked the cats ass and flew off with a hot mouseette at the end of every episode.
Mickey Mouse was his bitch.
Road Runner when he got to hit the ground, or train, or cliff, or get blown up.
They never show that anymore.
Weak.

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:02:28 AM EDT

[#6]

My daughters watch GI Joe from the 1980's on YouTube.
We always laugh when a Cobra plane shoots down a Joe plane and they always parachute out. Every. Time.

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:02:37 AM EDT

[#7]

Got my son watching the classics.

He-Man
G.I. Joe
Faces of Death
Voltron

I ain't raisin no pussy.

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:24:18 AM EDT

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They taught you the solution to most problems wasn't getting your parents, it was lasers, lots of lasers.

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:33:28 AM EDT

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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Wife and I just said the same thing today. Saw a second of it while channel surfing and I muttered something under my breath about "grow the fuck up cayoo". My S/O surprised me by not getting onto me for my language, but by saying "he is such whiner". I thought it was cool that I saw this thread.

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:39:51 AM EDT

[#10]

Jonny Quest Rules!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 2/19/2017 1:47:04 AM EDT

[#11]

My 2y/o twins watch Daniel Tiger when it's on TV and daddy needs to keep them occupied so he can take a shit in peace. Otherwise, it's either Cars or Wild Kingdom (caribou are their heros this week, I don't know why)

Posted: 2/19/2017 1:54:51 AM EDT

[#12]

Daniel tiger is fucking gay.

So is bitch ass Caillou.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:06:33 AM EDT

[#13]

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You young kids missed out.
Fucking Mighty Mouse.
Kicked the cats ass and flew off with a hot mouseette at the end of every episode.
Mickey Mouse was his bitch.
Road Runner when he got to hit the ground, or train, or cliff, or get blown up.
They never show that anymore.
Weak.

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lets not forget about Speedy and Slowpoke.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:09:11 AM EDT

[#14]

Wolverines!

If you are going to watch a modern show, at least make it Phineas and Ferb.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:13:02 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/19/2017 2:15:55 AM EDT

[#16]

Looney Tunes are all you need. Kiddy shows are awful

Through LT I learned that properly applied violence DOES solve things.

I gained an appreciation for classical music.

I learned from Yosemite Sam that you can sound like you're cussing without cussing.

I learned from Bugs Bunny that sometimes crossdressing is okay

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:17:15 AM EDT

[#17]

Not a cartoon but a good DT remedy is The A-Team. My four year old daughter loves it.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:22:47 AM EDT

[#18]

I will maintain that Spongebob Squarepants is a great fucking role model with many desirable life traits.

1. He has a chipper and positive outlook on life and sees wonder in everything.
2. Cultivates lasting and valuable friendships with those around him, regardless of species or lifeform type.
3. He is able to see the best in everyone, even to those who might consider him an enemy.
4. He is gainfully employed and is an enthusiastic, hard worker.
5. Has a house of his own.
6. Engages in many hobbies which are fun, enriching, and fulfilling.
7. Practices martial arts.
8. Although he does not always succeed at it, his perseverance in school indicates a tenacious spirit towards education. He is constantly self-improving.

Be Spongebob.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:23:05 AM EDT

[#19]

You're kind of a pretty big fuck up, aren't you Thomas?

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:42:18 AM EDT

[#20]

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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I can't stand that show or DT. Luckily my kids are a fan of the minions and Cars. All I hear from my two year old is truck, truck, truck when he sees Mater.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:51:11 AM EDT

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I will maintain that Spongebob Squarepants is a great fucking role model with many desirable life traits.

1. He has a chipper and positive outlook on life and sees wonder in everything.
2. Cultivates lasting and valuable friendships with those around him, regardless of species or lifeform type.
3. He is able to see the best in everyone, even to those who might consider him an enemy.
4. He is gainfully employed and is an enthusiastic, hard worker.
5. Has a house of his own.
6. Engages in many hobbies which are fun, enriching, and fulfilling.
7. Practices martial arts.
8. Although he does not always succeed at it, his perseverance in school indicates a tenacious spirit towards education. He is constantly self-improving.

Be Spongebob.

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Or they could watch Samurai Jack instead and not turn into pansy limp wristed... inter-sectional cuck/ feminists whatevers.

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:52:20 AM EDT

[#22]

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Wife and I just said the same thing today. Saw a second of it while channel surfing and I muttered something under my breath about "grow the fuck up cayoo". My S/O surprised me by not getting onto me for my language, but by saying "he is such whiner". I thought it was cool that I saw this thread.

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Quoted:
Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

Wife and I just said the same thing today. Saw a second of it while channel surfing and I muttered something under my breath about "grow the fuck up cayoo". My S/O surprised me by not getting onto me for my language, but by saying "he is such whiner". I thought it was cool that I saw this thread.

Well he is Canadian, so.....

Posted: 2/19/2017 2:58:49 AM EDT

[#23]

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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I'm just a kid who's four.
My mom's a Malaysian whore.
I like scoring meth
Each day I long for death.
My world has turned to shit
I really can't deal with it.
I'm Caillou

Posted: 2/19/2017 3:21:18 AM EDT

[#24]

I supplement with the walking dead to keep him level.

Posted: 2/19/2017 3:49:23 AM EDT

[#25]

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Rocky and Bullwinkle. No PC metrosexual bullshit.

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Although I have no children, I agree!

Posted: 2/19/2017 3:51:09 AM EDT

[#26]

I think I'm glad I've never even heard of Daniel tiger or caillou.

Although I do agree with the dude up above and his defense of spongebob, that shit's on point. Aside from Phineas and ferb, I'd also recommend the Regular Show but it may be aimed at a different age set than Daniel tiger.

Posted: 2/19/2017 4:00:41 AM EDT

[#27]

My 3 year old son likes Daniel Tiger but I'm pretty sure I'm cutting him off. The show's messages are bad (the potty episode is fucking bizarre, kids watching each other go potty) and the autotuned songs are downright horrible.

He loves the old school Mr. Rogers episodes where they visit factories and stuff, it's hard to believe that Daniel Tiger spawned out of that.

Sesame Street is garbage now too. Cookie monster can't even eat cookies, everything is about veggies now.

Posted: 2/19/2017 4:03:03 AM EDT

[#28]

Raise kids on Rick and Morty

Posted: 2/19/2017 9:35:47 AM EDT

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I'd also recommend the Regular Show but it may be aimed at a different age set than Daniel tiger.

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Regular Show is great, but it got cancelled.

Posted: 2/19/2017 9:50:09 AM EDT

[#30]

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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Thank you.
Thought it was just me getting crotchety.
WTF are those people thinking?
"Caillou's grandma took him shopping, and selected a new dress for each day of his visit...and they were just. his. size."

Posted: 2/19/2017 9:56:38 AM EDT

[#31]

My kids don't watch TV.

Haven't owned a TV since 1998.

We rely on our white privilege as our main source of entertainment.

Posted: 2/19/2017 9:56:51 AM EDT

[#32]

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Daniel tiger is fucking gay.

So is bitch ass Caillou.

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One of my kids once asked me if Caillou was Charlie Brown's retarded cousin.

Posted: 2/19/2017 9:58:21 AM EDT

[#33]

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Thank you.
Thought it was just me getting crotchety.
WTF are those people thinking?
"Caillou's grandma took him shopping, and selected a new dress for each day of his visit...and they were just. his. size."

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Quoted:
Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

Thank you.
Thought it was just me getting crotchety.
WTF are those people thinking?
"Caillou's grandma took him shopping, and selected a new dress for each day of his visit...and they were just. his. size."

If that shit comes on, I change the channel faster than you can say "alopecia."

Danger Mouse

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:00:30 AM EDT

[#34]

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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Caillou is the only kid in history that deserves his cancer.

He literally can't do anything without being a crying little prick.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:01:05 AM EDT

[#35]

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Regular Show is great, but it got cancelled.

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Aren't they all on Hulu now?

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:01:48 AM EDT

[#36]

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You young kids missed out.
Fucking Mighty Mouse.
Kicked the cats ass and flew off with a hot mouseette at the end of every episode.
Mickey Mouse was his bitch.
Road Runner when he got to hit the ground, or train, or cliff, or get blown up.
They never show that anymore.
Weak.

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Underdog

Sweeeeet Polly Purebread!!!

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:05:28 AM EDT

[#37]

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I will maintain that Spongebob Squarepants is a great fucking role model with many desirable life traits.

1. He has a chipper and positive outlook on life and sees wonder in everything.
2. Cultivates lasting and valuable friendships with those around him, regardless of species or lifeform type.
3. He is able to see the best in everyone, even to those who might consider him an enemy.
4. He is gainfully employed and is an enthusiastic, hard worker.
5. Has a house of his own.
6. Engages in many hobbies which are fun, enriching, and fulfilling.
7. Practices martial arts.
8. Although he does not always succeed at it, his perseverance in school indicates a tenacious spirit towards education. He is constantly self-improving.

Be Spongebob.

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Can't drive fer shit.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:07:15 AM EDT

[#38]

Ride aloooong, nothing to see here.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:07:29 AM EDT

[#39]

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If that shit comes on, I change the channel faster than you can say "alopecia."

Danger Mouse

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We just watched "What's Opera, Doc"
Gonna be stuck in my head all day, and the kids have a new yardstick.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:09:32 AM EDT

[#40]

Robotech
StarBlazers
Jonny Quest

Heroism, asskicking, and real deaths make kids real Americans.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:13:54 AM EDT

[#41]

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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Yeah, I hated that creepy little Canadian and his whiny ways. My son watched that show when he was at that 2-3 age -- it was annoying.

I used to ad-lib the words to the theme song when it came on: I'm just a kid who's four, and my mother's a whore....my world is turning, changing each day, till mommy and daddy both find out I'm gay....

It was really funny when my wife started singing it that way too

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:15:05 AM EDT

[#42]

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My kids don't watch TV.

Haven't owned a TV since 1998.

We rely on our white privilege as our main source of entertainment.

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Ronald Reagan created Transformers and GIJoe, if you love America, your kids will watch them.

http://www.sstibbs.com/scott/2009_archives/blog_2009_086.html

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:15:57 AM EDT

[#43]

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I will maintain that Spongebob Squarepants is a great fucking role model with many desirable life traits.

1. He has a chipper and positive outlook on life and sees wonder in everything.
2. Cultivates lasting and valuable friendships with those around him, regardless of species or lifeform type.
3. He is able to see the best in everyone, even to those who might consider him an enemy.
4. He is gainfully employed and is an enthusiastic, hard worker.
5. Has a house of his own.
6. Engages in many hobbies which are fun, enriching, and fulfilling.
7. Practices martial arts.
8. Although he does not always succeed at it, his perseverance in school indicates a tenacious spirit towards education. He is constantly self-improving.

Be Spongebob.

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Spongebob is today's Underdog without the superpowers.

There will never be a replacement for LoonyTunes. [and I mean the old non PC stuff]

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:16:37 AM EDT

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Robotech

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I need to show my daughter that, she independently said that when she grew up she wanted to fight in wars driving a robot that turned into a jet, so I guess she would like that.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:18:05 AM EDT

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Ronald Reagan created Transformers and GIJoe, if you love America, your kids will watch them.

http://www.sstibbs.com/scott/2009_archives/blog_2009_086.html

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This is what I grew up with

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:19:17 AM EDT

[#46]

Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas the Tank Engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:27:50 AM EDT

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This! Plus kickin' theme music.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:30:50 AM EDT

[#48]

I don't remember the type of cartoon my kids are watching now from my childhood.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:32:58 AM EDT

[#49]

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Same thing with Caillou. What a whiny bitch.

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Fuck that whiny little chemo patient.

Posted: 2/19/2017 10:40:27 AM EDT

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I will maintain that Spongebob Squarepants is a great fucking role model with many desirable life traits.

1. He has a chipper and positive outlook on life and sees wonder in everything.
2. Cultivates lasting and valuable friendships with those around him, regardless of species or lifeform type.
3. He is able to see the best in everyone, even to those who might consider him an enemy.
4. He is gainfully employed and is an enthusiastic, hard worker.
5. Has a house of his own.
6. Engages in many hobbies which are fun, enriching, and fulfilling.
7. Practices martial arts.
8. Although he does not always succeed at it, his perseverance in school indicates a tenacious spirit towards education. He is constantly self-improving.
9. He is constantly high AF.
Be Spongebob.

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