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Posted: 5/2/2001 6:54:35 AM EST
With all of the turmoil in the middle east, I think i may have a solutin to at least calm things down. Why in the world don't they sweep up all of those rocks those dudes are throwing? We don't have rocks lying around in the U.S. do we? Simple cheap and effective.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 6:58:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 6:59:18 AM EST
how bout we just nuke the lot of em....
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 7:07:42 AM EST
I'm with Cleatus, wipe out the whole region, then build resorts, casinos, golf courses, what ever. Keep the oil pumping.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 7:45:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By Cleatus: how bout we just nuke the lot of em....
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You know, it's sad, but thats the only way those people will stop fighting.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 9:17:36 AM EST
I think that they should send some baseball scouts to Palistine. Out of all of those rock chucking kids, there has to be at least one Nolan "Habib" Ryan ready for the big leagues.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 9:22:12 AM EST
I say we drop Machingbird on the middle east. That much concentrated bullshit hitting the ground is bound to cause widespread devastation.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 9:30:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/2/2001 9:30:59 AM EST by AR308and223]
Just think, If they did sweep up, all the rock's. Anyone with a rock or caught throwning a rock, it would be considered a pre-ban rock! This would subject the person, to additional penalties under the law! Everyone know's that rock's are inherently evil! Do it for the children! [;)]
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 9:40:37 AM EST
The whole area could be made into a giant "Holy-Land amusement park." You could visit all the sites of old, have crucifix races,ride the Baby Moses river adventure, it'd be fun for all faiths.
Link Posted: 5/2/2001 11:10:47 AM EST
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