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Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:35:36 PM EDT
[#1]
He must have got some in his left eye.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:36:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Ohio, your turn.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:37:59 PM EDT
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Nope, New York's.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:41:45 PM EDT
[#4]
"Cunditchana is betta!"
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:41:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Now that's the Florida Man we all know and love
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:41:54 PM EDT
[#6]
It's the Target store, dumbass.  Just recognize yourself as a woman, walk free.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:43:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Aaron and Bonnie Florida Man
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:43:34 PM EDT
[#8]
What a jerk. What made him think he could pull that off?
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:44:30 PM EDT
[#9]
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Probably wanted to see where he was coming from
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:45:38 PM EDT
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I leave da hair silky and smooooth"
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:46:57 PM EDT
[#11]
Fun thing to do in a theater. Get a pump hand soap (opaque) and blast a few loads in random directions during a love scene.  kidding, but I could imagine
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:47:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:47:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:49:36 PM EDT
[#14]
He looks like the kind of son FBHO would have if he had one.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:53:24 PM EDT
[#15]
He be winking
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 7:59:01 PM EDT
[#16]
Obviously a Hillary supporter.  Just don't get it in her hair.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:03:43 PM EDT
[#17]
in FREBRUARY of 2016
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:34:37 PM EDT
[#18]
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Nope, New York's.
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Ohio, your turn.
Nope, New York's.
Doesn't beat Mississippi  
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:39:32 PM EDT
[#19]
his wife: "I said go to Target for Jergens!"
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:42:11 PM EDT
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Nope, New York's.
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Ohio, your turn.
Nope, New York's.

BTDT

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1771926_Port_Jervis_man_arraigned_for_hurling_semen_on_female_shoppers
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:42:37 PM EDT
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I leave da hair silky and smooooth"
"Oh really, fool?"
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:44:16 PM EDT
[#22]
I got something to squirt Wendy the news lady might like...
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:45:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Could he not see that he was not in a Walmart?
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 8:53:25 PM EDT
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Her neck is screaming for your pearl necklace OP
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 9:26:53 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm going to do this the next time my wife is in the shower.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 9:37:28 PM EDT
[#26]
Florida man says to his newly arrived Yankee neighbor, "I'm fiddin to have a party a' muh pace tomorruh nigh...y'anna come?"

Yank says, "That sounds good, meet some new people."

Florida Man says, "Gotta warn ya, there'll be some drinkin' some fightin', and some fuckin'!"

Yank replies, "Sounds like fun! How many people are you expecting?"

Florida Man, "Oh, it's jus gon be you and me."
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 9:53:57 PM EDT
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Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiitttttttttt. That'll be topped by Wednesday morning.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 10:12:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Lisa Lopes' brother.
Link Posted: 1/16/2017 10:52:34 PM EDT
[#29]
Can't make this stuff up.
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