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Posted: 12/3/2016 9:58:08 AM EDT
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OK..
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:00:36 AM EDT
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OK.. Santa coming to town was playing on the radio while i was in the shower. This is the version i came up with in the shower. |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:01:28 AM EDT
[#3]
beer for breakfast, fuck ya
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:01:58 AM EDT
[#4]
Hmmm.
So, is anyone watching college football today? |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:02:51 AM EDT
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beer for breakfast, fuck ya Woke up in a decent mood, is that a crime ? 
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:05:17 AM EDT
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I like where your head's at, but it needs a little work.
5/10 for effort |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:10:59 AM EDT
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If NortCal would let me post drunk I would buy him un cafecito en La Carreta.
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:12:55 AM EDT
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Santa coming to town was playing on the radio while i was in the shower. This is the version i came up with in the shower. cannot believe no one has asked this yet why are you thinking about NorCal in the shower? |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:13:48 AM EDT
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:15:13 AM EDT
[#10]
OP, don't quit your day job
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:15:58 AM EDT
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Woke up in a decent mood, is that a crime ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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beer for breakfast, fuck ya Woke up in a decent mood, is that a crime ? That smiley is going to be getting a workout... 
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:16:37 AM EDT
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I like where your head's at, but it needs a little work. 5/10 for effort For a 3 second revision, not bad. 
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:16:44 AM EDT
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cannot believe no one has asked this yet why are you thinking about NorCal in the shower? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Santa coming to town was playing on the radio while i was in the shower. This is the version i came up with in the shower. cannot believe no one has asked this yet why are you thinking about NorCal in the shower? 
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:17:56 AM EDT
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I like where your head's at, but it needs a little work. 5/10 for effort Yes, should read "Going in dry". Holy hell, my aviator is completely borked. 
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:25:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Hes busy making callsigns for a thread he started three months ago
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:26:20 AM EDT
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog And we'd begged him not to go But he'd left his sardines So he stumbled out the door into the snow When they found him Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on his flippers And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now were all so proud of Ed Avila He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin GoatBoy It's not Christmas without Aimless All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now DK-Prof is banging the goose is on the table And the pudding made of pig And a blue waffle and silver bayonet That would just have matched the flair on Aimless's flippers I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a HumVees and plays with midget pornstars Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:38:53 AM EDT
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Someone needs to animate a video of that using xcrmongers drawings
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:42:41 AM EDT
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Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog And we'd begged him not to go But he'd left his sardines So he stumbled out the door into the snow When they found him Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on his flippers And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now were all so proud of Ed Avila He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin GoatBoy It's not Christmas without Aimless All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now DK-Prof is banging the goose is on the table And the pudding made of pig And a blue waffle and silver bayonet That would just have matched the flair on Aimless's flippers I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a HumVees and plays with midget pornstars Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog And we'd begged him not to go But he'd left his sardines So he stumbled out the door into the snow When they found him Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on his flippers And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now were all so proud of Ed Avila He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin GoatBoy It's not Christmas without Aimless All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now DK-Prof is banging the goose is on the table And the pudding made of pig And a blue waffle and silver bayonet That would just have matched the flair on Aimless's flippers I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a HumVees and plays with midget pornstars Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Ok, now THAT is golden
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:45:57 AM EDT
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Ok, now THAT is golden Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog And we'd begged him not to go But he'd left his sardines So he stumbled out the door into the snow When they found him Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on his flippers And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now were all so proud of Ed Avila He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin GoatBoy It's not Christmas without Aimless All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Now DK-Prof is banging the goose is on the table And the pudding made of pig And a blue waffle and silver bayonet That would just have matched the flair on Aimless's flippers I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a HumVees and plays with midget pornstars Aimless got run over by a reindeer Waddling home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Ed Avila, we believe Ok, now THAT is golden How about working cigars and Cuba libras in. And maybe a dead Fidel? |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 10:49:27 AM EDT
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Ok, now THAT is golden Yeah, I'm going to get in on one on what could shape up to be an epic thread or fizzle out like last night's fart. |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 11:01:09 AM EDT
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Here comes GoatBoy, here comes GoatBoy,
Fucking up our Beloved GD Vixen and Blitzen and all his hamsters on the wheels again Pullin' on the reins, and making sure the straps are tight Bells are ringin', sirens are blaring He is fucking our beloved GD Hang your ropes and make your nooses tight 'Cause GoatBoy is fucking up our beloved GD tonight! Here comes GoatBoy, here comes GoatBoy, Fucking up our Beloved GD He's got a bag that's filled with dicks For all of the boys and girls of Arf GD, Hear those brass balls jingle jangle, Oh what a fearful sight So jump in your bunk and fap to what's left of the BOTD tonight 'Cause GoatBoy is fucking up our beloved GD tonight! Here comes GoatBoy, here comes GoatBoy, Fucking up our Beloved GD He doesn't care if you're life member or a schmoe He is going to fuck with you just the same GoatBoy knows we're all deplorable, misogynist, racist, and homophobic That makes everything right So fill your stomachs with a shit load of beer 'Cause GoatBoy is fucking up our beloved GD tonight! Here comes GoatBoy, here comes GoatBoy, Fucking up our Beloved GD He'll do a reach around when the goose cries out That the EE is completely fucked again All basements will be in Peace on earth, If we just follow the light and dare to go outside So lets give thanks to the lord above that JMB gave us many great guns 'Cause GoatBoy is fucking up our beloved GD tonight!! |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 11:12:20 AM EDT
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How about working cigars and Cuba libras in. And maybe a dead Fidel? This is all done on the go. I copy the the lyrics and re write them as i go down each line. |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 11:16:05 AM EDT
[#23]
So! He ain't the boss of nobody!
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Posted: 12/3/2016 11:18:41 AM EDT
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Fuck.
The lyrics site i used is down. Hopefully it will be up in time for the Saturday afternoon beer. Then we should see some more golden oldies from my twisted little mind. |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 11:37:33 AM EDT
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Silent rifle, holy target!
All is calm, all is right. Round up the 72 Virgins, and infidels tonight, Now safe, all the childrenz in the world Sleep in heavenly peace, Cause the terrorist has been blown to hell, Silent rifle, holy target! Sheeple quake at the sight. Glories stream from our soldiers afar Heavenly hosts sing burn in hell non infidels, Trump the Savior is elected! Trump the Savior is elected! Silent rifle, holy target! Trump will make everything all right Radiant patriotism and renewed pride beams from Thy holy orange face With redeeming grace, America retakes it rightful place Trump the Savior is elected! Trump the Savior is elected! |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 11:43:33 AM EDT
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Yes, should read "Going in dry". Holy hell, my aviator is completely borked. Fixed. ETA: @norcal @aimless @goatboy |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 1:02:24 PM EDT
[#27]
Bump for the afternoon crowd.
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Posted: 12/3/2016 1:31:49 PM EDT
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Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Castro's corpse is rotting Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Because Castro's corpse is rotting I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna you with cafecito flowing like the mighty Amazon I wanna wish you tasty and flaky pastelitos Because Castro's corpse is rotting We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas We wanna wish you happy protest on Calle ocho We wanna wish you cheap Cuban Cigars Because Castro's corpse is rotting Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Because Castro's corpse is rotting Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Castro's corpse is rotting I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna you with cafecito flowing like the mighty Amazon I wanna wish you tasty and flaky pastelitos Because Castro's corpse is rotting We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas We wanna wish you happy protest on Calle ocho We wanna wish you cheap Cuban Cigars Because Castro's corpse is rotting Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Because Castro's corpse is rotting Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Because Castro's corpse is rotting I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna you with cafecito flowing like the mighty Amazon I wanna wish you tasty and flaky pastelitos Because Castro's corpse is rotting We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas We wanna wish you happy protest on Calle ocho We wanna wish you cheap Cuban Cigars Because Castro's corpse is rotting Feliz Navidad Castro is dead Feliz Navidad Because Castro's corpse is rotting @kcolg30 |
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Posted: 12/3/2016 1:39:39 PM EDT
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kcolg30 likes this thread...
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Posted: 12/3/2016 5:08:13 PM EDT
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All the songs are in my OP now.
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Posted: 12/5/2016 10:20:28 PM EDT
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Last
 fizzle or sizzle...
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