There were many haikus that made us laugh, but these are the 4 that did so while meeting all the format and theme requirements outlined in the OP.
Congrats to the following winners!
I love S K D
The have made Pig Great Again
Pig rules everything
We President Now.
SKD Tac hard use gear
moar oink oink mofo!
Christmas coming fast
PIG gear for all of your friends
Bag of dicks for foes
cool guys wear pig gear
oink oink mofo fills with fear
hearts of evil men
ETA: Apparently I had 2 from MEDIKEIGHTED, so we're adding another winning Haiku. The list of contenders was long guys! Choosing was tough!!
Congrats to:
Porcine majesty!
I don the choicest of gear:
PIG and none other
If you wrote a winning Haiku, please email me with your shipping information by Monday. We really enjoyed this contest and you can expect another one with different schwag from us soon. Thanks for playing!
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