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Posted: 12/4/2016 6:51:31 PM EDT
[#1]
When I need to find
"Hard core, no bullshit tac gear" I buy SKD |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 6:55:18 PM EDT
[#2]
You now have PIG gloves
Quality kit, as always? My hands are so cold |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 6:58:30 PM EDT
[#3]
paracord is cool,
free shit is even cooler though one PIG bracelet please! |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 7:42:51 PM EDT
[#4]
Christmas coming fast
PIG gear for all of your friends Bag of dicks for foes And a bonus haiku Hilldog defeated Mighty Kek's will has been done God Emperor reigns |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:17:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Cars slide on wet roads
Tire engineers scratch their heads Pussy grips when wet 
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:30:04 PM EDT
[#6]
My pistol Barks Loud
If Suppressed my hearing stays Wait time is Eight Months |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:37:17 PM EDT
[#7]
my wrist feels naked
it needs to no longer lack strangulation cord |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:38:48 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't always count
On my fingers, but when write ing haikus I do |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:54:18 PM EDT
[#9]
Castro is dead now
Great joyous occasion here Need Coca-Cola 
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:58:40 PM EDT
[#10]
SKD- the best
Great stuff, good prices, fine folks They'll draw on the box! |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:58:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Not Haiku but funny
There once was a girl from Hoboken Who said that her cherry was broken From riding a bike on a cobblestone pike but it was really broken from poken. |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 8:59:44 PM EDT
[#12]
I once worked for a catalog/online seller of outdoor & shooting supplies (one which shall not be named). My job was writing descriptions of the products for the website. I made a haiku about 9mm defensive ammo and published it on the site.
I didn't get in trouble, but it was removed. 
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:11:45 PM EDT
[#13]
It's December 4th
Way too much shopping to do One of these would rock |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:14:58 PM EDT
[#14]
We President Now.
SKD Tac hard use gear moar oink oink mofo! |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:20:04 PM EDT
[#15]
My Haiku rules all
Perhaps you can do better Then yours can trump mine |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:21:39 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Not Haiku but funny There once was a girl from Hoboken Who said that her cherry was broken From riding a bike on a cobblestone pike but it was really broken from poken. chick from new jersey who lied about her pussy? at least she had one 
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:36:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Because I think the last line of every haiku should be 'refrigerator'. Smart homes are wanted Appliances are changing Refrigerator |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:36:35 PM EDT
[#18]
My haiku I thought
Free shit would be brought to me But alas I was wrong 
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:39:21 PM EDT
[#19]
Your gloves are the best
Many pairs I wish I had Send me bracelet instead 
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Posted: 12/4/2016 9:41:37 PM EDT
[#20]
Here comes the victor
All dressed in red white and blue Trump is here for good |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 10:00:17 PM EDT
[#21]
I want a pony
The pony doesn't want me Refrigerator |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 10:42:40 PM EDT
[#22]
refrigerator
herp derp refrigerator refrigerator |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 10:54:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Election Over,
Name Calling Done, Your Party Lost, Trump and SKD won, Let's be friends, Let arguments pass, I hug my Elephant, You kiss your Ass. |
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Posted: 12/4/2016 11:28:03 PM EDT
[#24]
holy jesus fuck
haiku masters roll in graves tomorrow we choose  
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:00:27 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm dyin' over some of these. This is a twisted bunch of people. |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:04:20 AM EDT
[#26]
[i did not write this, they did]
Oh, Squatty Potty You fill me with endless joy, yet leave me empty. |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:26:34 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
holy jesus fuck haiku masters roll in graves tomorrow we choose 
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:31:21 AM EDT
[#28]
1 full day remains
enter your haiku to win might as well be you |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:34:44 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
medikeighted make bandwidth choked by clever words haiku is his life
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:37:11 AM EDT
[#30]
my 1000th post
immortalized in haiku refridgerator *mic dropped* |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:47:14 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
medikeighted make bandwidth choked by clever words haiku is his life Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
medikeighted make bandwidth choked by clever words haiku is his life honored by your laughs i've enjoyed the challenge and all the silliness |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 12:49:12 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
my 1000th post immortalized in haiku refridgerator *mic dropped*
 congrats!
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Posted: 12/5/2016 1:33:39 AM EDT
[#33]
Brother regifted
So much for holiday cheer Sent him bag of dicks |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 11:32:27 AM EDT
[#34]
SKD Big Smile PIG Evoke Bovine Pilot Liberal Lamentations
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Posted: 12/5/2016 6:01:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Harpoons and Flour
G D loves them some whaling grab a flap and go |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 6:54:40 PM EDT
[#36]
The Donald Wins Yuge
DUm-DUm's throws tantrums all month Special Snowflakes melt |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 7:31:44 PM EDT
[#37]
I can write one sure,
Will it suck for evermore? G.D. will judge it |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 9:56:15 PM EDT
[#38]
S K D Pig gear:
Dependable, won't break bank. embrace inner oink! |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 9:58:57 PM EDT
[#39]
Christmas coming fast,
Multicam PIG chest rig please, Tactical haiku. |
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Posted: 12/5/2016 10:06:29 PM EDT
[#40]
Am I still in time? What a great stocking stuffer Paracord would make. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 2:04:52 AM EDT
[#41]
Arfcom lies in wait,
Need to hear from SKD, Who will get the swag? |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 3:25:53 AM EDT
[#42]
Keep up with the times Everyone is a winner We all get trophies. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 3:32:13 AM EDT
[#43]
There once was a thug named Brown
Who charged at a cop with a frown Six seconds later he met his creator And his homies burned down the town. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 3:44:55 AM EDT
[#44]
The SKD
the his prize whore. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 3:49:49 AM EDT
[#45]
I can write the fuck
Out of a god damn haiku Tell me what I won |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 3:56:16 AM EDT
[#46]
Tongue punch the fart box
Drumsets retard hurricanes G.D. taught me this |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 8:48:16 AM EDT
[#47]
Chili has no beans
you god damned neanderthals. Get a freaking clue. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 9:17:07 AM EDT
[#48]
Contest has ended
Haiku submissions complete Refrigerator |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 9:30:31 AM EDT
[#49]
This thread is bullshit
I entered early page one Did I win? Fuck no. |
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Posted: 12/6/2016 11:30:14 PM EDT
[#50]
So was this contest Just a new type of Safe Thread? There are no winners. |
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