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Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:11:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:13:49 PM EDT
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Poke it with a needle to let the air out.



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with a shovel




Poke it with a needle to let the air out.



That one might achieve escape velocity.



 
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:13:54 PM EDT
[#3]
No thanks.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:14:08 PM EDT
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Nice.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:14:54 PM EDT
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Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it.



Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:16:39 PM EDT
[#6]
In the face...sure.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:18:24 PM EDT
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Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it.

Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw.
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You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:19:39 PM EDT
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Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit.

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Real pic. I would
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That's not photshopped all to shit or anything.


Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit.

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Real pic. I would


Would I?

Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:21:45 PM EDT
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Probably, but I wouldn't stick around for breakfast.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:25:47 PM EDT
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it would need a loooong handle
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:29:55 PM EDT
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I'd like to see the original photograph, not that photoshopped POS.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:32:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Boots cover the obvious cankles.....  

That's a "Hard No".

(Legal disclaimer re:  If I wasn't married, etc....)
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:33:02 PM EDT
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You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess.
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Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it.



Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw.







You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess.




 
That is why man invented corsets and bustiers.




He was all like "Damn, big ol' fat titties look way better when they're held up and mashed together.  I'm going to invent something to keep them that way."
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:35:35 PM EDT
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Not with OPs dick and somebody else doing the pushing. She looks like two bags of pizza dough stacked on top of each other.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:37:52 PM EDT
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  That is why man invented corsets and bustiers.





He was all like "Damn, big ol' fat titties look way better when they're held up and mashed together.  I'm going to invent something to keep them that way."

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Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it.



Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw.







You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess.


  That is why man invented corsets and bustiers.





He was all like "Damn, big ol' fat titties look way better when they're held up and mashed together.  I'm going to invent something to keep them that way."

You're a few millennia too late to invent beer...



 
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:43:35 PM EDT
[#16]
Early and often.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:46:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Let's see her without the corset.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:46:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Now?  No. Once upon a time?  Who knows what he would do .
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:47:44 PM EDT
[#19]
Bitch just turned batman into pterodactyl man!  
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:51:29 PM EDT
[#20]
No
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:52:26 PM EDT
[#21]
Yeah, I'm not queer
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:53:08 PM EDT
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Another FPNI. It's really amazing how it happens so often.
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Yes indeed.  Uncanny!
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:54:27 PM EDT
[#23]
Nein
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:55:29 PM EDT
[#24]
Heat in the winter.
Shade in the summer.
Moving pictures year round.

I'll take one for the team.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:55:32 PM EDT
[#25]
With my truck
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:58:46 PM EDT
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Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit.

eta: http://i.imgur.com/PDdhAiu.jpg

Real pic. I would
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That's not photshopped all to shit or anything.


Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit.

eta: http://i.imgur.com/PDdhAiu.jpg

Real pic. I would


That's perfection. Wow.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 11:59:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Like a screen door in a hurricane
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:01:05 AM EDT
[#28]
Y'all know I would
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:02:44 AM EDT
[#29]
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Yeah, I'm not queer
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But you were a marine .  






I would use a fake name and a burner phone
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:06:53 AM EDT
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(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Fat-mobile lost a wheel and the commisioner ran away.  

Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:08:16 AM EDT
[#31]
In my younger college days? yes, but I probably wouldn't have dated her but I'd be very honest about a strictly physical relationship up front.
And I'd probably be pretty drunk.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:08:51 AM EDT
[#32]
I want the pre photoshopped pic, and confirmation that a penis was not removed before I pass judgement.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:09:21 AM EDT
[#33]
Fuck it I would. Lol.

J-

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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:10:27 AM EDT
[#34]
Hell yeah.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:10:48 AM EDT
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No.  I would let her blow me while I play with her fun bags.  And that photo is terribly 'shopped.
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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:13:10 AM EDT
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OP, to answer your question. Yes, I would hit it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:13:17 AM EDT
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No.  I would let her blow me while I play with her fun bags.  And that photo is terribly 'shopped.
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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:14:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 1:34:34 AM EDT
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But you were a marine .  
I would use a fake name and a burner phone
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Yeah, I'm not queer

But you were a marine .  
I would use a fake name and a burner phone




 
Well of course. I'm single again, phone from Mexican gas station is always my first purchase
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 1:41:55 AM EDT
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Not even if I was wearing the Michelin tire man suit.


And welding goggles.




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Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it.



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I assume that's your professional medical opinion?



Link Posted: 10/25/2016 1:45:48 AM EDT
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I would pass... but just for safety reasons.

Anyone within 20 feet when whatever is holding that gut in finally fails had better be wearing Kevlar.

Link Posted: 10/25/2016 1:52:23 AM EDT
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Not even to perpetuate the species
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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 2:18:49 AM EDT
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this



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Not even to perpetuate the species


 
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 2:31:13 AM EDT
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No Thank-You......
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 2:57:04 AM EDT
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No.  I would let her blow me while I play with her fun bags.  And that photo is terribly 'shopped.
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I'd hit it if it were real, damn.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 3:18:43 AM EDT
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Yep, from behind.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 3:30:27 AM EDT
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There's a new thing out....it's called, lettuce.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 3:31:37 AM EDT
[#48]
How prolapsed is it?
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 3:36:45 AM EDT
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If I did I  would never admit it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 3:41:24 AM EDT
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