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Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it.
Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw. |
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Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit. eta: http://i.imgur.com/PDdhAiu.jpg Real pic. I would View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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That's not photshopped all to shit or anything. Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit. eta: http://i.imgur.com/PDdhAiu.jpg Real pic. I would Would I? |
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I'd like to see the original photograph, not that photoshopped POS.
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Boots cover the obvious cankles.....
That's a "Hard No". (Legal disclaimer re: If I wasn't married, etc....) |
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Quoted: You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it. Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw. You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess. That is why man invented corsets and bustiers. He was all like "Damn, big ol' fat titties look way better when they're held up and mashed together. I'm going to invent something to keep them that way." |
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Not with OPs dick and somebody else doing the pushing. She looks like two bags of pizza dough stacked on top of each other.
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Quoted: That is why man invented corsets and bustiers. He was all like "Damn, big ol' fat titties look way better when they're held up and mashed together. I'm going to invent something to keep them that way." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it. Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw. You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess. That is why man invented corsets and bustiers. He was all like "Damn, big ol' fat titties look way better when they're held up and mashed together. I'm going to invent something to keep them that way." |
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Heat in the winter.
Shade in the summer. Moving pictures year round. I'll take one for the team. |
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Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit. eta: http://i.imgur.com/PDdhAiu.jpg Real pic. I would View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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That's not photshopped all to shit or anything. Yeah, I think her waist is too small. Almost looks like that woman who got a surgery to look like jessica rabbit. eta: http://i.imgur.com/PDdhAiu.jpg Real pic. I would That's perfection. Wow. |
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(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg. Fat-mobile lost a wheel and the commisioner ran away. |
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In my younger college days? yes, but I probably wouldn't have dated her but I'd be very honest about a strictly physical relationship up front.
And I'd probably be pretty drunk. |
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I want the pre photoshopped pic, and confirmation that a penis was not removed before I pass judgement.
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Quoted: But you were a marine . I would use a fake name and a burner phone View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, I'm not queer But you were a marine . I would use a fake name and a burner phone Well of course. I'm single again, phone from Mexican gas station is always my first purchase |
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Not even if I was wearing the Michelin tire man suit.
And welding goggles. Quoted: Quoted: Any other time, probably not, but it's been awhile and she got dem titties so fuck it. Talking about the un-shopped pic, btw. View Quote You unstrap those titties and you are gunna have a helluva a mess. View Quote |
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I would pass... but just for safety reasons.
Anyone within 20 feet when whatever is holding that gut in finally fails had better be wearing Kevlar. |
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