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Link Posted: 10/21/2016 2:52:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2016 2:55:59 PM EDT
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I refuse to watch a film that features a dead Harry Potter repeatedly passing gas.

No. Sorry, but no.
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And yet, people will watch Weekend at Bernies
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 2:58:09 PM EDT
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They have officially run out of ideas.
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And yet John Wick (cookie cutter revenge flick) is cinematic greatness
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:01:13 PM EDT
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Do you know what happens after you make millions of dollars by playing Harry Potter movie after movie? You remain Harry Potter the rest of your career.
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Watch My Boy Jack, where he plays Rudyard Kiplings son
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:02:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:07:19 PM EDT
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Do any of you who say this, ever reread what you posted and wonder if you've had some sort of traumatic brain injury at some point?
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:09:02 PM EDT
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It was actually a good movie, and one of the most original in recent years.

Indie movies are generally where you have to go instead of REMAKE: The Rehashing Part II Special Edition.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:11:15 PM EDT
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I made it 16 minutes.... Sheer curiosity kept me in the game that long.
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Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:23:02 PM EDT
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Me three

Awful, just embarrassingly awful.  For the audience, the actors, the directors, most definitely the writers, the agents, the caterers, the drivers.
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Awful, just embarrassingly awful.  For the audience, the actors, the directors, most definitely the writers, the agents, the caterers, the drivers.


Great review from IMDB:

Forgettable like a fart
13 October 2016 | by Chuck Boulder (New Zealand)
(1 star out of 10)

"Unlike what many of the positive critics have already said about Swiss Army Man, I found it quite pretentious that the movie even tried to venture into a pseudo philosophical study on life when in reality it multiplies the running fart gag to infinity. If you think Adam Sandler sense of humour was pathetically childish and repetitive, you are going to have a blast with this one. Or not. Whether you consider this film to be a comedy or an existential comedy drama (which it tries and fails to be quite miserably), the type of humour is so idiotic and uninspiring it will leave you with one regret which is to have given this overrated turd a chance. The subject of life and death deserves a better treatment and clearly the filmmaker behind Swiss Army Man did not know what direction to give his movie so he simply opted to give up and indulged into the crass level. My word is: don't believe the hype around it. This movie has no subtlety at all, it is not moving, the monologues are utterly clueless, the characters depth has not been explored because there is nothing to explore. I still don't see how so many viewers can see it as a light-hearted lesson about life and society when it is everything but. It is a running gag and the joke is on you. Idiocracy (2006) was not a great comedy by any stretch of imagination but it was unpretentious. In comparison, Swiss Army Man is the definition of idiocracy. Farts can only take you so far.

Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:26:53 PM EDT
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I went 40 minutes into that shit fest. What a boring ass movie.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 3:31:36 PM EDT
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I guess sixth post nails it?
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 4:20:53 PM EDT
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What's very interesting to me is to watch the edited green trailer and then right after to watch the unedited Red trailer.  The green trailer made it look somewhat curious and interesting, but the unedited red trailer that included all the boner and fart stuff made it look like something an 11-14 year old made.  It was like trailers for 2 different movies.  Anyone else catch this?
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 4:30:47 PM EDT
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wtf?
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 4:35:11 PM EDT
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I wanted to turn it off about 25 minutes into the film. I'm glad I watched it all the way through. The people that are basing their opinions of this movie and have only seen the trailers, you have not actually given the movie a chance to really see the whole story. You think it is one big boner and fart joke based off what you saw in the trailer. It is not. If you watched the whole movie and still don't like/get it, then I've got nothing for you. I hear Sausage Party will be on DVD soon...
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 4:59:23 PM EDT
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13er....


Link Posted: 10/21/2016 5:04:52 PM EDT
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Every movie I've seen that's been referred to as "art" sucks donkey dick.
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No joke, one of the best film's ive seen. Legit art.

Every movie I've seen that's been referred to as "art" sucks donkey dick.


Recently watched another Sundance award winner and it was pretty stupid. So bad that I can't even remember the name of it.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 5:15:45 PM EDT
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Recently watched another Sundance award winner and it was pretty stupid. So bad that I can't even remember the name of it.

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No joke, one of the best film's ive seen. Legit art.
Every movie I've seen that's been referred to as "art" sucks donkey dick.
Recently watched another Sundance award winner and it was pretty stupid. So bad that I can't even remember the name of it.



There's usually an inverse relationship between the number of awards shown on the cover and the quality of the movie.  The more awards there are, the more likely it is that it sucks.





 
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 5:19:20 PM EDT
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Looked a smite gay
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 5:24:08 PM EDT
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Watched it at work last week, it's retarded as fuck.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 5:42:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2016 6:09:35 PM EDT
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The last three words of the movie^^^

Very appropriate.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 8:26:40 PM EDT
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Watched the trailer. Looks great. I can't wait to check it out.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 8:33:39 PM EDT
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I wanted to turn it off about 25 minutes into the film. I'm glad I watched it all the way through. The people that are basing their opinions of this movie and have only seen the trailers, you have not actually given the movie a chance to really see the whole story. You think it is one big boner and fart joke based off what you saw in the trailer. It is not. If you watched the whole movie and still don't like/get it, then I've got nothing for you. I hear Sausage Party will be on DVD soon...
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It was hackneyed, pretentious, predictable, and maudlin and that's AFTER the disgusting shit.  Kinda like the Dallas Cowgirls.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 8:57:52 PM EDT
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I'd be more interested if it was a hot chick's body.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 9:08:27 PM EDT
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I remember a time when you cared about who's ass it was, and why it was farting.

And those days are going to come again!

Link Posted: 10/21/2016 9:11:53 PM EDT
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Wtf.



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Link Posted: 10/21/2016 9:48:23 PM EDT
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Do any of you who say this, ever reread what you posted and wonder if you've had some sort of traumatic brain injury at some point?




13er....




My comment can be applied to that type of response as well
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 9:51:21 PM EDT
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My comment can be applied to that type of response as well
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13er....




My comment can be applied to that type of response as well


Link Posted: 10/21/2016 9:55:57 PM EDT
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I was hoping that this movie somehow involved a K31.
Link Posted: 10/21/2016 10:13:24 PM EDT
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Do any of you who say this, ever reread what you posted and wonder if you've had some sort of traumatic brain injury at some point?




13er....




My comment can be applied to that type of response as well


Lighten up. I was kidding.That's why I put .
Damn.



13ers.

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:00:35 PM EDT
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I remember a time when you cared about who's ass it was, and why it was farting.

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That may be too meta for this crowd.

And none of this hipster faggotry either, retard!
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