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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:13:58 PM EDT
 Someone remind me how we ended up with Spraytan Jesus and the Wicked Witch Of Washington as choices... |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:15:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:16:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHe has my vote.. |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:16:38 PM EDT
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NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying.
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:17:09 PM EDT
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Someone remind me how we ended up with Spraytan Jesus and the Wicked Witch Of Washington as choices...Mericaing is hard. Best option right now.. 
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:17:19 PM EDT
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles.
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:18:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhat movie is this? |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:18:24 PM EDT
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Also NZ has some reeeeealy stringent immigration requirements. I'm a citizen for the record. |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:20:45 PM EDT
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God''s will?
Why the hell does Samsung auto correct keep changing my apostrophes to quotation marks???? Damn it... |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:21:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What movie is this? Quote HistoryYou're slipping GD! |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:26:09 PM EDT
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I like carrying handgun on me. I do it even when the law says I can't. Gangster like that, I guess.
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:26:32 PM EDT
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NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying. Their moat is racist 
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:31:37 PM EDT
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Also NZ has some reeeeealy stringent immigration requirements. I'm a citizen for the record. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Also NZ has some reeeeealy stringent immigration requirements. I'm a citizen for the record. Heck, it's tough to make it out of the airport! Decontaminate the plane. Customs. Lots of questions like, "Are you bringing shoes you have hiked outdoors in. Has your wetsuit been cleaned after its last use" and so on. Then there is the country. Beautiful if it didn't rain a WHOLE LOT MORE THAN THEY ADVERTISE. I was mostly staying in the Leigh area. The cost of living. Glad I don't smoke since smokes are like $20 a pack. How the fuck does anyone smoke there? Booze is pricey too. I ate a lot of greenlipped mussels and lamb. Good thing I like them. I honestly don't know how ordinary folks get by there between the cost of living and what people are paid. |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:50:24 PM EDT
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For 10 years I worked at a company that had a sister office in NZ. Great place to visit but you pay. Taxes are very high. So high no one had new cars, just used imports from Japan, right side drive. Rich people had 2 cars and a motorcycle. Very heavy traffic enforcement. Lots of speed traps. They were amazed people here went over the speed limit.
A few of them would buy mountain bikes here. 1/2 the cost in NZ. $2000 one here was $4000 in NZ. They would then ding it up to look use so they wouldn't get fined bring it back. But it couldn't get too dirty or they paid a haz mat cost. Can not bring any non NZ dirt into NZ. Most of the ones that came here were afraid of guns. Those things kill people. Also they thought Ca was conservative. They could not even come close to understanding Texas. |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:51:31 PM EDT
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Later, tater.
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:52:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For 10 years I worked at a company that had a sister office in NZ. Great place to visit but you pay. Taxes are very high. So high no one had new cars, just used imports from Japan, right side drive. Rich people had 2 cars and a motorcycle. Very heavy traffic enforcement. Lots of speed traps. They were amazed people here went over the speed limit. A few of them would buy mountain bikes here. 1/2 the cost in NZ. $2000 one here was $4000 in NZ. They would then ding it up to look use so they wouldn't get fined bring it back. But it couldn't get too dirty or they paid a haz mat cost. Can not bring any non NZ dirt into NZ. Most of the ones that came here were afraid of guns. Those things kill people. Also they thought Ca was conservative. They could not even come close to understanding Texas. |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:54:20 PM EDT
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You are better off moving to Czech Republic, except you are a weak *censored* with no resolve......
...Ok, New Zealand might be better suited for you. |
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Posted: 9/26/2016 11:58:00 PM EDT
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Beautiful country. A little socialist
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:05:39 AM EDT
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NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying. They are. Every year they put forth a list of skill-sets in demand in their nation. My trade has been on it for the past couple of years. Thought has crossed my mind. I dunno if I could get used to driving on the wrong side of the car though. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:07:34 AM EDT
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Also NZ has some reeeeealy stringent immigration requirements. I'm a citizen for the record. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Also NZ has some reeeeealy stringent immigration requirements. I'm a citizen for the record. You mean like, you have a fence we can jump over to make it official? Isn't that how immigration is done? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:08:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying. Nearly every country is except for the US. We'll let any motherfucker in here legally or illegally. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:11:15 AM EDT
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They are. Every year they put forth a list of skill-sets in demand in their nation. My trade has been on it for the past couple of years. Thought has crossed my mind. I dunno if I could get used to driving on the wrong side of the car though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying. They are. Every year they put forth a list of skill-sets in demand in their nation. My trade has been on it for the past couple of years. Thought has crossed my mind. I dunno if I could get used to driving on the wrong side of the car though. Shocking. I wonder why no one bashes them about it? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:12:56 AM EDT
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Bye
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:13:57 AM EDT
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I'm staying in Texas.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:24:16 AM EDT
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I've thought about moving to New Zealand. I think it would be cool to stick my tongue out at people while slapping my thighs.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:26:31 AM EDT
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Its also illegal to have a garden in NZ |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:57:09 AM EDT
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Its also illegal to have a garden in NZ Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Its also illegal to have a garden in NZ When I was there most of them laughed at our immigration situation. As in "How did you fuck yourselves so bad" kind of laughing. They just didn't get how we could pay illegals so much less and get away with it. NZ is mostly agricultural and seem to get the work done with legal workers. Produce does cost more than it does here. Lots of backpacker and college student labor. Its hard but pays better then it does here. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 12:57:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shocking. I wonder why no one bashes them about it? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying. They are. Every year they put forth a list of skill-sets in demand in their nation. My trade has been on it for the past couple of years. Thought has crossed my mind. I dunno if I could get used to driving on the wrong side of the car though. Shocking. I wonder why no one bashes them about it? Not a dig at them but just why nobody bothers with them or calling them to task on certain issues. How much coverage did Australia's immigration crisis of the last couple of years get up here? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:04:55 AM EDT
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Ha! What a fag!
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:05:48 AM EDT
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I'm in NZ right now. Honestly the gun laws are better by far than cali and NY. They also have the e-passport thing now and global entry crosses over, when I entered this time I didn't even speak to any immigration folks.
I did the e-online visa thing a while back, it said I was looked qualified but never took it further than that. I did make a rich friend that's rather sweet on me, he said he'd pull some strings fwiw. I'd take him up on it is NZ was the slightest bit less commie and a smidge more gun friendly. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:08:03 AM EDT
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I'm staying in Texas. I'm staying in Alaska. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:09:13 AM EDT
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Ha! What a fag! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ha! What a fag! Every time I see the fag / tard reference I think of idiocracy lol. 
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I'm in NZ right now. Honestly the gun laws are better by far than cali and NY. They also have the e-passport thing now and global entry crosses over, when I entered this time I didn't even speak to any immigration folks. I did the e-online visa thing a while back, it said I was looked qualified but never took it further than that. I did make a rich friend that's rather sweet on me, he said he'd pull some strings fwiw. I'd take him up on it is NZ was the slightest bit less commie and a smidge more gun friendly. ETA: (NZ) are only 1 step behind Australia in my opinion. Just need 1 mass shooting and they're commin for em! At least in the US you can just change to a different state easily. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:10:59 AM EDT
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wellbye.jpg.
If it goes down I'll move back to Texas if they really do leave. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:21:37 AM EDT
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Oh look the OP is following after such great people as Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Chelsea Handler, Lena Dunham, Cher, and Streisand.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:23:08 AM EDT
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NZ is very choosy about who can emigrate. Just saying. So is Australia. And their "food" sucks. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:24:47 AM EDT
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One debate and you ALL come out of the woodwork in full-on rage mode.
I had no idea there were so many of you. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:27:10 AM EDT
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The women are kinda homely.......but very friendly.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 1:42:43 AM EDT
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I'm in NZ right now. Honestly the gun laws are better by far than cali and NY. They also have the e-passport thing now and global entry crosses over, when I entered this time I didn't even speak to any immigration folks. I did the e-online visa thing a while back, it said I was looked qualified but never took it further than that. I did make a rich friend that's rather sweet on me, he said he'd pull some strings fwiw. I'd take him up on it is NZ was the slightest bit less commie and a smidge more gun friendly. Sooo, For favors from a hot tart(Take a bow ), national interests can be pushed aside by a two bit bureaucrat, or connected affluent asshole.
How wonderfully third world. 
Ran into the same thing with a POS Blueberry processor/buyer in the 90's when we were small. Send the Hawt Ford Model wife with a trailer load, and we got a 90%+ grade. Send one of the crew and it was 70%, even when they were in line after each other, with fruit off of the same machine and field.
WTF am I supposed to do if the grader is a Fag? My guy's are NOT gonna put on short shorts, and flounce.... I wish ya luck there, if you pursue it though. If not, thanks for sticking around to unfuck this place.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:02:05 AM EDT
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You need a job or a job skill or enough money that a job does not matter in order to get in the door.
Gun laws in New Zealand are better than California or New York. The South Island is the place to be if you like mountains and snow, the North Island is the placer to be if you like hot humid beaches. In the late 90's early 00's the NZ Military downsized, a few of my Kiwi friends who were former Kiwi military members went to Australia and joined the Aussie military. A portion of their paycheck comes from NZ and the rest comes from AUS. A few of my civilian friends moved to AUS because the job opportunities were greater. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:06:22 AM EDT
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WTF makes you think we want you over here. Like '44 all over again. Overpaid Oversexed, and over here!!!
That said, Luckily I am in a very high position in the Government and I am happy to much help a few lucky peoples. I just need you to send me your full name, DOB, address, SS number, and two platinum credit card numbers. Purely for the visa application. You Can Trust honest ckp68 NZ visa application expert |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:13:28 AM EDT
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Sooo, For favors from a hot tart(Take a bow ), national interests can be pushed aside by a two bit bureaucrat, or connected affluent asshole.
How wonderfully third world.
Ran into the same thing with a POS Blueberry processor/buyer in the 90's when we were small. Send the Hawt Ford Model wife with a trailer load, and we got a 90%+ grade. Send one of the crew and it was 70%, even when they were in line after each other, with fruit off of the same machine and field.
WTF am I supposed to do if the grader is a Fag? My guy's are NOT gonna put on short shorts, and flounce.... I wish ya luck there, if you pursue it though. If not, thanks for sticking around to unfuck this place.
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I'm in NZ right now. Honestly the gun laws are better by far than cali and NY. They also have the e-passport thing now and global entry crosses over, when I entered this time I didn't even speak to any immigration folks. I did the e-online visa thing a while back, it said I was looked qualified but never took it further than that. I did make a rich friend that's rather sweet on me, he said he'd pull some strings fwiw. I'd take him up on it is NZ was the slightest bit less commie and a smidge more gun friendly. Sooo, For favors from a hot tart(Take a bow ), national interests can be pushed aside by a two bit bureaucrat, or connected affluent asshole.
How wonderfully third world.
Ran into the same thing with a POS Blueberry processor/buyer in the 90's when we were small. Send the Hawt Ford Model wife with a trailer load, and we got a 90%+ grade. Send one of the crew and it was 70%, even when they were in line after each other, with fruit off of the same machine and field.
WTF am I supposed to do if the grader is a Fag? My guy's are NOT gonna put on short shorts, and flounce.... I wish ya luck there, if you pursue it though. If not, thanks for sticking around to unfuck this place.
Ha it's tempting, there's also a sweet maori girl I'm fond of. But nah, I don't see me moving permanently. I might consider a year or two just because if possible. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:14:20 AM EDT
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You need a job or a job skill or enough money that a job does not matter in order to get in the door. Gun laws in New Zealand are better than California or New York. The South Island is the place to be if you like mountains and snow, the North Island is the placer to be if you like hot humid beaches. In the late 90's early 00's the NZ Military downsized, a few of my Kiwi friends who were former Kiwi military members went to Australia and joined the Aussie military. A portion of their paycheck comes from NZ and the rest comes from AUS. A few of my civilian friends moved to AUS because the job opportunities were greater. The whole place is amazing, but definitely South island>North island for me. If I won the lottery I'd retire to Queenstown. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:14:28 AM EDT
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Its also illegal to have a garden in NZ And you have to like sheep. |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:24:36 AM EDT
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And you have to like sheep. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Its also illegal to have a garden in NZ And you have to like sheep. Be very fucking careful sunbeam, or you'll be off the list. 
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:40:01 AM EDT
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Peace out homeslice.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:45:55 AM EDT
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The rabbits are big and the fishing is good.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 7:18:41 AM EDT
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Be very fucking careful sunbeam, or you'll be off the list.
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Having spent a bunch of time in NZ you might not like the politics there either. And the gun laws even less. Although suppressors are more or less sold as OEM with many rifles. Its also illegal to have a garden in NZ And you have to like sheep. Be very fucking careful sunbeam, or you'll be off the list.
Pics of velcro gloves? |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 7:24:37 AM EDT
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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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Posted: 9/27/2016 7:27:48 AM EDT
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WTF makes you think we want you over here. Like '44 all over again. Overpaid Oversexed, and over here!!! That said, Luckily I am in a very high position in the Government and I am happy to much help a few lucky peoples. I just need you to send me your full name, DOB, address, SS number, and two platinum credit card numbers. Purely for the visa application. You Can Trust honest ckp68 NZ visa application expert I notice you speak English and not Japanese. You're welcome. Txl |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 7:40:41 AM EDT
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Someone remind me how we ended up with Spraytan Jesus and the Wicked Witch Of Washington as choices...just so you know new Zealand doesn't want you ...or anyone for that matter. visit sure stay not a chance |
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Posted: 9/27/2016 7:42:08 AM EDT
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No way.
That place is infested with hobbits and orcs. |
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