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Your not going to drop this oil shit are you?

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Your not going to drop this oil shit are you?

Subarus are for straight people.

Colorado is the greatest state for outdoor activities.

Hamburger and ground beef are the same.

Tattoos are the devil.

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In the last couple weeks, I saw all three of these in GD.

1. The vagina gets wider the more sex a woman has. "Loose" women myth.

Fellas, it's elastic and controlled by muscles....it's like a rubber band, not a hole in a wet cardboard box. Fucking it repeatedly will not wreck it. BTW, in general when women are tense or not into it, it doesn't tend to be as "open"...so if you're banging nothing but really tight women, I got some bad news for you. It should be easy to get into there, you're probably ugly or bad at it. Sorry.


Your mouth is a somewhat similar muscle/tissue, how big does your mouth get from deep-throating a bunch of hoagies? Snaps right back to it's normal size every time, right? And, when someone tries to stuff their footlong into it, it'll clam up, right? Ok, we understand each other.


2. Poison Ivy/Sumac spreads if you mess with the rash or touch other people.


It's kind of partially true, but only while the urushiol (the powdery-oil that's on the leaf that causes the rash) is still fresh on your skin. Once it's on you, everywhere you touch that area to will transfer a tiny bit to a new location (in a smaller amount, which takes a while longer to absorb into the skin). So, initial strong areas break out first, then the other areas that you touched afterward....so it seems to "spread", but it doesn't. Once you wash it off, you can't spread anything. The blisters do not contain the oils...the upper skin is reacting to the absorption deeper down.


BTW, if you know you've been exposed to it (and are susceptible to rashes), you have about an hour or maybe 2 to get it off your skin...Dawn or anything that breaks oils down will neutralize it. Bleach is a terrible thing to use, however, it can cause secondary infections and reactions on your skin worse than Ivy. If you scrub it with Zanfel or a similar product early enough in the infection, it'll drastically reduce breakout or even knock it completely out.


3. We evolved from apes.


Proof we need evolutionary sciences in schools. No, we did not evolve from apes, no evolutionary scientist claims we did either. We evolved separately from a common ancestor from some apes. Apes are like your retarded cousin, Kevin, who shit himself in 5th grade science class and is 15 years older than you. Your only connection to Kevin is you both have a common relative...you didn't come from Kevin (unless he fucked your mom after the shitting thing).



4. Oil turned black in the car, time to change it.


Color means nothing except that the oil is doing its job. It's supposed to suspend those carbon deposits and contaminants (rather than having them stick to the motor)...and when the oil is done cannot be determined by visual inspection. Or smelling it. Or rubbing it on your dick. If you wanna know when your oil is done? Send off a sample to Blackstone and find out. 9 times out of 10, it's not even close to done when it's turned black.


Feel free to add your own stupid myths commonly believed and repeated - but explain why they're not.
 

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As to #3, we are apes.

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I don't think anyone actually believes #1. It's just used when a poster wants to be a sneering little bitch.

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#5. None of us are actually here for the gangbang

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If pussies don't get wrecked, why does my 50 year old wife's labia not look like her 25 year old labia?  

Shooting out a watermelon out of a grape sized whole is going to wreck it. Fact.

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If you can pull a chicks panty's down to her knees and they are still full of pussy it would be safe bet  to assume she is fat.

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If pussies don't get wrecked, why does my 50 year old wife's labia not look like her 25 year old labia?  





Shooting out a watermelon out of a grape sized whole is going to wreck it. Fact.

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If pussies don't get wrecked, why does my 50 year old wife's labia not look like her 25 year old labia?  

Shooting out a watermelon out of a grape sized whole is going to wreck it. Fact.

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In the last couple weeks, I saw all three of these in GD.

1. The vagina gets wider the more sex a woman has. "Loose" women myth.

Fellas, it's elastic and controlled by muscles....it's like a rubber band, not a hole in a wet cardboard box. Fucking it repeatedly will not wreck it. BTW, in general when women are tense or not into it, it doesn't tend to be as "open"...so if you're banging nothing but really tight women, I got some bad news for you. It should be easy to get into there, you're probably ugly or bad at it. Sorry.


Your mouth is a somewhat similar muscle/tissue, how big does your mouth get from deep-throating a bunch of hoagies? Snaps right back to it's normal size every time, right? And, when someone tries to stuff their footlong into it, it'll clam up, right? Ok, we understand each other.


2. Poison Ivy/Sumac spreads if you mess with the rash or touch other people.


It's kind of partially true, but only while the urushiol (the powdery-oil that's on the leaf that causes the rash) is still fresh on your skin. Once it's on you, everywhere you touch that area to will transfer a tiny bit to a new location (in a smaller amount, which takes a while longer to absorb into the skin). So, initial strong areas break out first, then the other areas that you touched afterward....so it seems to "spread", but it doesn't. Once you wash it off, you can't spread anything. The blisters do not contain the oils...the upper skin is reacting to the absorption deeper down.


BTW, if you know you've been exposed to it (and are susceptible to rashes), you have about an hour or maybe 2 to get it off your skin...Dawn or anything that breaks oils down will neutralize it. Bleach is a terrible thing to use, however, it can cause secondary infections and reactions on your skin worse than Ivy. If you scrub it with Zanfel or a similar product early enough in the infection, it'll drastically reduce breakout or even knock it completely out.


3. We evolved from apes.


Proof we need evolutionary sciences in schools. No, we did not evolve from apes, no evolutionary scientist claims we did either. We evolved separately from a common ancestor from some apes. Apes are like your retarded cousin, Kevin, who shit himself in 5th grade science class and is 15 years older than you. Your only connection to Kevin is you both have a common relative...you didn't come from Kevin (unless he fucked your mom after the shitting thing).



4. Oil turned black in the car, time to change it.


Color means nothing except that the oil is doing its job. It's supposed to suspend those carbon deposits and contaminants (rather than having them stick to the motor)...and when the oil is done cannot be determined by visual inspection. Or smelling it. Or rubbing it on your dick. If you wanna know when your oil is done? Send off a sample to Blackstone and find out. 9 times out of 10, it's not even close to done when it's turned black.


Feel free to add your own stupid myths commonly believed and repeated - but explain why they're not.
 

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Just the sound of racking a pump shotgun is all you need for home defense.

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In the last couple weeks, I saw all three of these in GD.

1. The vagina gets wider the more sex a woman has. "Loose" women myth.

Fellas, it's elastic and controlled by muscles....it's like a rubber band, not a hole in a wet cardboard box. Fucking it repeatedly will not wreck it. BTW, in general when women are tense or not into it, it doesn't tend to be as "open"...so if you're banging nothing but really tight women, I got some bad news for you. It should be easy to get into there, you're probably ugly or bad at it. Sorry.


Your mouth is a somewhat similar muscle/tissue, how big does your mouth get from deep-throating a bunch of hoagies? Snaps right back to it's normal size every time, right? And, when someone tries to stuff their footlong into it, it'll clam up, right? Ok, we understand each other.


2. Poison Ivy/Sumac spreads if you mess with the rash or touch other people.


It's kind of partially true, but only while the urushiol (the powdery-oil that's on the leaf that causes the rash) is still fresh on your skin. Once it's on you, everywhere you touch that area to will transfer a tiny bit to a new location (in a smaller amount, which takes a while longer to absorb into the skin). So, initial strong areas break out first, then the other areas that you touched afterward....so it seems to "spread", but it doesn't. Once you wash it off, you can't spread anything. The blisters do not contain the oils...the upper skin is reacting to the absorption deeper down.


BTW, if you know you've been exposed to it (and are susceptible to rashes), you have about an hour or maybe 2 to get it off your skin...Dawn or anything that breaks oils down will neutralize it. Bleach is a terrible thing to use, however, it can cause secondary infections and reactions on your skin worse than Ivy. If you scrub it with Zanfel or a similar product early enough in the infection soon enough following exposure, it'll drastically reduce breakout or even knock it completely out.


3. We evolved from apes.


Proof we need evolutionary sciences in schools. No, we did not evolve from apes, no evolutionary scientist claims we did either. We evolved separately from a common ancestor from some apes. Apes are like your retarded cousin, Kevin, who shit himself in 5th grade science class and is 15 years older than you. Your only connection to Kevin is you both have a common relative...you didn't come from Kevin (unless he fucked your mom after the shitting thing).



4. Oil turned black in the car, time to change it.


Color means nothing except that the oil is doing its job. It's supposed to suspend those carbon deposits and contaminants (rather than having them stick to the motor)...and when the oil is done cannot be determined by visual inspection. Or smelling it. Or rubbing it on your dick. If you wanna know when your oil is done? Send off a sample to Blackstone and find out. 9 times out of 10, it's not even close to done when it's turned black.


Feel free to add your own stupid myths commonly believed and repeated - but explain why they're not.
 

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If pussies don't get wrecked, why does my 50 year old wife's labia not look like her 25 year old labia?  



Shooting out a watermelon out of a grape sized whole is going to wreck it. Fact.

Proof we need evolutionary sciences in schools. No, we did not evolve from apes, no evolutionary scientist claims we did either. We evolved separately from a common ancestor from some apes. Apes are like your retarded cousin, Kevin, who shit himself in 5th grade science class and is 15 years older than you. Your only connection to Kevin is you both have a common relative...you didn't come from Kevin (unless he fucked your mom after the shitting thing).