Pics are not loading of these "wives" or of the theoretical hotties....

Some people either can't or don't engage well with hypotheticals. You could ask about being stranded on a desert island and guarantee there's at least one fucker in any discussion group who would be like "well I wouldn't be stranded in the first place because I hate boats / am an excellent swimmer / carry at least two versions of every gun, knife, fire starter, signaling device, and pocket-sized inflatable raft in my 400lb LBE that I wear under my duster".

Here's an easily relatable poll question that others who don't get it may understand:


ARFCOMer posts a thread with a question about a very nice gun (possibly very rare, expensive or fun to shoot that many forum members will never even see IRL, let alone own and shoot - like a Minigun or a set of dueling pistols used by Andrew Jackson) asking if they would like to own or shoot it.

Various members post replies like "No, I already own a Glock 19" or "No, I already own an AR15 I made from an 80% lower I milled myself" or "No, I already own an AK built from a parts kit and it's treated me so well over the years and never jams no matter what steel cased garbage I feed it"

The question wasn't about giving up your favorite gun for one you'll never own, it was about a dream scenario where setting aside reality, would you like to shoot a cool gun. And further, members who don't even like the thought of shooting another gun and hate threads like this, click on it and post that the OP and other posters are immoral degenerates for entertaining the idea of shooting another gun besides their Glock 19.

Although, ironically their G19 has been seeing a hotter, richer gun enthusiast that takes it out to shoot more than you and cleans it's barrel waaaaaayyy better than you ever did. The G19 has filed for divorce and will get half your ammo, but you can keep the G43 and G42 because her future is all about traveling with her new owner and doesn't have time for the single stacks slowing her down.

I don't live in a hypothetical world, I live in the real world. The question, even when qualified with the 'married guys, assume you are single' instruction, asks me to pretend, for a moment, that I am not married. Thoughts like that lead to bad things. Why bother? No, I would not "hit it", because the cost is too high.

If you want affirmation from me that the random celebrity crush who you find attractive is also attractive to other men (and dude, if you need other men's opinions on that, then you need more help than GD can provide), then simply ask "is this random celebrity crush of mine attractive to you, too?" and you may get the answer you seek.


Don't ask someone to imagine performing a physical act and then get butt hurt when they say "no, I wouldn't."

Since "Would you hit it?" is just a messy and imprecise shorthand for "Hey, is this woman/transvestite/transsexual attractive enough that you'd want to bang her/him/it if you didn't have a reason not to?" it's easy to jump to the conclusion that a lot of married/committed guys don't have a pulse.

That's cute.

I answer if the wife finds her attractive too then we both would hit it