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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:27:24 AM EDT
Somebody brought in some pastries for the breakroom this morning. Someone had used a knife to cut one in half and left the knife next to the pastries. I just saw a guy use the knife, lick the frosting off, then put the knife back next to the pastries. I look at him and said "really, guy?" He looked at me with that completely clueless mouthbreather face (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go look in the mirror).
I hate people. Hillary 2016. |
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Should have stabbed him in the eye socket, gouged out the eyeball, and skull fucked him.
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One of the many reasons I generally avoid public feeding troughs.
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Sweep the leg.
Sweep the motherfucking leg! After aforementioned shit of course. |
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We use our EDC knives at work for such chores, God knows where they've been.
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Somebody brought in some pastries for the breakroom this morning. Someone had used a knife to cut one in half and left the knife next to the pastries. I just saw a guy use the knife, lick the frosting off, then put the knife back next to the pastries. I look at him and said "really, guy?" He looked at me with that completely clueless mouthbreather face (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go look in the mirror). I hate people. Hillary 2016. View Quote Well, those go together, at least. But, the mouth breather comments would more apply to someone who'd vote for Hillary than someone who'd lick a knife and put it back. |
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Well, those go together, at least. But, the mouth breather comments would more apply to someone who'd vote for Hillary than someone who'd lick a knife and put it back. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Somebody brought in some pastries for the breakroom this morning. Someone had used a knife to cut one in half and left the knife next to the pastries. I just saw a guy use the knife, lick the frosting off, then put the knife back next to the pastries. I look at him and said "really, guy?" He looked at me with that completely clueless mouthbreather face (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go look in the mirror). I hate people. Hillary 2016. Well, those go together, at least. But, the mouth breather comments would more apply to someone who'd vote for Hillary than someone who'd lick a knife and put it back. I think that was a comment that he wants the apocalypse to hasten and get it over with already. |
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Salad bars are another excellent place to get herpes. My wife used to wait tables at a Sizzler, and those stories really killed what little faith I had in humanity. Blatant sneezes right into the salad bar, sticking their finger in the soup to try it, licking dressing off the spoons.
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He cleaned it off for the next guy, have you no manners? I take issue with the cunt that cuts a fucking donut in half, eat the whole thing asshole.
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I don't understand why some people consider this normal. We all make mistakes and maybe this time he did, but I agree that is disgusting.
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I don't understand why some people consider this normal. We all make mistakes and maybe this time he did, but I agree that is disgusting. View Quote It wasn't a mistake. The fact that he didn't know what I was talking about when I said something to him indicates that he sees no issue spreading mouthbreatheritis to everybody else. |
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And people wonder why I prefer Cola Warriors to almost all other people. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Should have stabbed him in the eye socket, gouged out the eyeball, and skull fucked him. And people wonder why I prefer Cola Warriors to almost all other people. |
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What'd you expect. Breaks are for pussies....hence, break rooms are full of them.
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How did you solve the problem OP? I mean now you've got doughnuts that are whole and can't be divided with the knife provided.
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[#28]
Mononucleosis, because that's how you mononucleose.
PSA: When at a pizza buffet, forego the serving utensil they provide, and which every butt scratcher has touched with his butt scratching fingers, and simply grab your piece touching only your piece so that you can dine comfortably and confident that your E. coli is only your E. coli. You're welcome. |
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I try and avoid food that is set out for the general public like the plague.
I don't participate in workplace "potlucks", I have to be one of the first in the cafeteria before the masses get their grubby hands on the salad bars and soup ladles. If I am not there when it opens, I'd just as soon go hungry rather than eat germ laden food. Yeah...I know..when the apocalypse arrives I'll be one of the first to die but at least I won't be germy. |
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I always thought fast food soda fountains were the worst. People drinking without a lid or straw, mouthing their cup, then they go back up and refill. Next person in line, refills and touchs their cup to the contaminated soda tab. This happens hundreds of times a day. |
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I always thought fast soda fountains were the worst. People drinking without a lid or straw, mouthing their cup, then they go back up and refill. Next person in line, refills and touchs their cup to the contaminated soda tab. This happens hundreds of times a day. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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One of the many reasons I generally avoid public feeding troughs. Yep I always thought fast soda fountains were the worst. People drinking without a lid or straw, mouthing their cup, then they go back up and refill. Next person in line, refills and touchs their cup to the contaminated soda tab. This happens hundreds of times a day. At least soda is full of so many chemicals its basically antimicrobial. |
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my office is across the hall from the men's bathroom. Thin walls and all, I know who washes hands and who doesnt. I do not eat anything on break tables or attend potlucks. There are fecal fingers everywhere!!!!
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Try being a carpet cleaner and going into 1000's of homes if you want to see gross. Unreal how some people live, even in nicer homes
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View Quote True dat bro Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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View Quote Exactly why we freak out...no clue whose asshole your tongue was on before double dipping your chip. |
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Use to work with a guy who was a complete germaphobe. Worried about catching this or that. Fired him for calling in too many sick days.
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We've got about 8 swivel office chairs that a rotation of 10 people use. I noticed someone had been wiping boogers on the sides of all the cushions. I told every last person what I found and if it was you to stop that shit!
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