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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:27:24 AM EDT
Somebody brought in some pastries for the breakroom this morning. Someone had used a knife to cut one in half and left the knife next to the pastries. I just saw a guy use the knife, lick the frosting off, then put the knife back next to the pastries. I look at him and said "really, guy?"  He looked at me with that completely clueless mouthbreather face (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go look in the mirror).

I hate people. Hillary 2016.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:28:39 AM EDT
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What's the big deal he's not contagious or anything.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:29:22 AM EDT
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Should have stabbed him in the eye socket, gouged out the eyeball, and skull fucked him.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:30:31 AM EDT
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Hillary 2016? Ban him!
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:31:57 AM EDT
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What difference does it make?
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:32:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:34:15 AM EDT
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Sweep the leg.


Sweep the motherfucking leg!  After aforementioned shit of course.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:34:26 AM EDT
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We use our EDC knives at work for such chores, God knows where they've been.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:36:50 AM EDT
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Somebody brought in some pastries for the breakroom this morning. Someone had used a knife to cut one in half and left the knife next to the pastries. I just saw a guy use the knife, lick the frosting off, then put the knife back next to the pastries. I look at him and said "really, guy?"  He looked at me with that completely clueless mouthbreather face (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go look in the mirror).

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Well, those go together, at least.

But, the mouth breather comments would more apply to someone who'd vote for Hillary than someone who'd lick a knife and put it back.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:37:13 AM EDT
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I will take some WD-40 or carcenogenic industrial solvent residue over mouthbreather spit any day of the week.


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Well, those go together, at least.

But, the mouth breather comments would more apply to someone who'd vote for Hillary than someone who'd lick a knife and put it back.
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Somebody brought in some pastries for the breakroom this morning. Someone had used a knife to cut one in half and left the knife next to the pastries. I just saw a guy use the knife, lick the frosting off, then put the knife back next to the pastries. I look at him and said "really, guy?"  He looked at me with that completely clueless mouthbreather face (if you're not sure what I'm talking about, go look in the mirror).

I hate people. Hillary 2016.


Well, those go together, at least.

But, the mouth breather comments would more apply to someone who'd vote for Hillary than someone who'd lick a knife and put it back.

I think that was a comment that he wants the apocalypse to hasten and get it over with already.
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One of the many reasons I generally avoid public feeding troughs.
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Yep
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:43:29 AM EDT
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Then licked he knife before putting it back
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:44:48 AM EDT
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OP is a troll.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:46:01 AM EDT
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Salad bars are another excellent place to get herpes. My wife used to wait tables at a Sizzler, and those stories really killed what little faith I had in humanity. Blatant sneezes right into the salad bar, sticking their finger in the soup to try it, licking dressing off the spoons.

#comet2016
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:46:32 AM EDT
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He cleaned it off for the next guy, have you no manners?   I take issue with the cunt that cuts a fucking donut in half, eat the whole thing asshole.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:49:00 AM EDT
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This! All the old people finger-lickers at the golden corral make me cringe. Plus the parents that let their four year old serve themselves prevents me from going.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:51:46 AM EDT
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I try to avoid those situations, I don't trust people
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 11:53:28 AM EDT
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And people wonder why I prefer Cola Warriors to almost all other people.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:02:28 PM EDT
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I don't understand why some people consider this normal. We all make mistakes and maybe this time he did, but I agree that is disgusting.
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I don't understand why some people consider this normal. We all make mistakes and maybe this time he did, but I agree that is disgusting.
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It wasn't a mistake. The fact that he didn't know what I was talking about when I said something to him indicates that he sees no issue spreading mouthbreatheritis to everybody else.
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And people wonder why I prefer Cola Warriors to almost all other people.
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And people wonder why I prefer Cola Warriors to almost all other people.

Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:09:03 PM EDT
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What'd you expect. Breaks are for pussies....hence, break rooms are full of them.
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This.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:11:02 PM EDT
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OP seems disgruntled...
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I am going with this and JD May 2016
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:16:54 PM EDT
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How did you solve the problem OP? I mean now you've got doughnuts that are whole and can't be divided with the knife provided.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:17:31 PM EDT
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Mononucleosis, because that's how you mononucleose.

PSA:  When at a pizza buffet, forego the serving utensil they provide, and which every butt scratcher has touched with his butt scratching fingers, and simply grab your piece touching only your piece so that you can dine comfortably and confident that your E. coli is only your E. coli.  You're welcome.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:18:09 PM EDT
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Retreads are gross
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:20:29 PM EDT
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This is a joke right?
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:21:42 PM EDT
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I bet every surface in their house is sticky.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:25:18 PM EDT
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I assume that any and all food in the public domain is full of mouth breath and feces particles, and therefore avoid it.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:25:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:25:41 PM EDT
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Did they moan when licking the frosting off the knife?
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:26:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:27:14 PM EDT
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I try and avoid food that is set out for the general public like the plague.

I don't participate in workplace "potlucks", I have to be one of the first in the cafeteria before the masses get their grubby hands on the salad bars and soup ladles.
If I am not there when it opens, I'd just as soon go hungry rather than eat germ laden food.

Yeah...I know..when the apocalypse arrives I'll be one of the first to die but at least I won't be germy.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:27:19 PM EDT
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Circulate the rumor that this guy has incriminating evidence against Hillary.  The problem will resolve itself.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:29:12 PM EDT
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Glad you went HAM on the shitbag.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:31:47 PM EDT
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I always thought fast food soda fountains were the worst. People drinking without a lid or straw, mouthing their cup, then they go back up and refill. Next person in line, refills and touchs their cup to the contaminated soda tab. This happens hundreds of times a day.

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I always thought fast  soda fountains were the worst. People drinking without a lid or straw, mouthing their cup, then they go back up and refill. Next person in line, refills and touchs their cup to the contaminated soda tab. This happens hundreds of times a day.

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I always thought fast  soda fountains were the worst. People drinking without a lid or straw, mouthing their cup, then they go back up and refill. Next person in line, refills and touchs their cup to the contaminated soda tab. This happens hundreds of times a day.



At least soda is full of so many chemicals its basically antimicrobial.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:35:33 PM EDT
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my office is across the hall from the men's bathroom. Thin walls and all, I know who washes hands and who doesnt.  I do not eat anything on break tables or attend potlucks. There are fecal fingers everywhere!!!!
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 12:44:48 PM EDT
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Try being a carpet cleaner and going into 1000's of homes if you want to see gross.  Unreal how some people live, even in nicer homes
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True dat bro

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Exactly why we freak out...no clue whose asshole your tongue was on before double dipping your chip.

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He actually might be, unless you're talking about spreading his stupidity.

Poor hygiene in an office is a quick way to lose a shitton of money because people are missing work.
Link Posted: 8/28/2016 2:29:38 PM EDT
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Use to work with a guy who was a complete germaphobe. Worried about catching this or that. Fired him for calling in too many sick days.  
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We've got about 8 swivel office chairs that a rotation of 10 people use.  I noticed someone had been wiping boogers on the sides of all the cushions.  I told every last person what I found and if it was you to stop that shit!
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