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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:45:15 AM EDT
[#1]
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:53:39 AM EDT
[#2]
He said " I just shit myself trying to standup."
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:59:27 AM EDT
[#3]
Obama told him he didn't have to stand.
The old timer said, "No sir, you're the president." The old guy has more class than 87% of this fucking monkey cage. 
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:11:46 PM EDT
[#4]
Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:15:30 PM EDT
[#5]
i banged your mom once in Hawaii.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:16:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I had hoped I'd die before I had to see this day." lol |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:36:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Obama told him he didn't have to stand. The old timer said, "No sir, you're the president." The old guy has more class than 87% of this fucking monkey cage. You're probably right, but, you know, it would be nice if we had a president that deserved our respect instead of a communist community organizing POS that is out to fundamentally change our country while destroying our traditions and Constitution at the same time. For me, Obama deserves little respect no matter which federal office he holds, and if that treasonous criminal HRC gets in it goes doubly so for her. I reject the opinion that just because some one has been elected and holds a federal office they are somehow owed unearned universal respect. Actions, fidelity to their oath, are far more important than the office they hold. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:47:48 PM EDT
[#8]
"Help me up so I can kick yo ass."
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:53:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Obama told him he didn't have to stand. The old timer said, "No sir, you're the president." The old guy has more class than 87% of this fucking monkey cage. Que" Lighten up Francis" meme |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:24:13 PM EDT
[#10]
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I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems! Best use of obscure cultural reference ever. Cotton Hill is the man! Were I the old man, I'd be torn between telling Zero: "Ever seen the movie Mallrats? You have? Good, then you know what a stink-palm is." or "When I woke up this morning, that's the hand I used to masturbate." |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:10:37 PM EDT
[#11]
" I wish I could vote for you two more times like FDR"
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:14:12 PM EDT
[#12]
If I gave you an enema, I could bury you in a matchbox.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:42:08 PM EDT
[#13]
"Mayor Goldie Wilson! Is that you? I remember when you used to sweep up my diner!"
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:54:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Well bless your heart
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Posted: 8/28/2016 3:04:00 PM EDT
[#15]
The man so defiles the office that I wouldn't be able to force myself to demonstrate any respect whatsoever, and I would avoid meeting him.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 3:13:17 PM EDT
[#16]
"If those were 747 intakes next to us, I know what my final act would be..."
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Posted: 8/28/2016 3:25:35 PM EDT
[#17]
TRUMP 2016 BITCH.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 9:48:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
TRUMP 2016 BITCH. "Pepe!!!" |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 9:50:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Doom On You
(Du Mhan Yhu) |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 9:59:00 PM EDT
[#20]
"You work for ME."
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:37:21 PM EDT
[#21]
"I just scratched my balls with that hand."
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:39:38 PM EDT
[#22]
"I'm here to see the president sonny. Where's he at?"
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:42:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Still got the shovel.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:36:00 PM EDT
[#24]
There is a very good chance that man has been voting straight ticket D since Roosevelt with perhaps a one time lapse for Reagan.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:37:11 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I voted for you twice. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:37:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Pepe. The rarest of pepe's |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:45:24 PM EDT
[#27]
Can I have your copy of the constitution? You certainly aren't using it.
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Posted: 8/29/2016 2:11:45 AM EDT
[#28]
"Look at me: I am dee Captain now."
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Posted: 8/29/2016 2:13:01 AM EDT
[#29]
I know what I would say:
"You no good, rotten, mongrel sonofabitch!" |
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Posted: 8/29/2016 2:15:35 AM EDT
[#30]
" I just wiped my ass with this hand"
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