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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:38:04 AM EDT
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Let your wife take them. Enjoy the quiet. Hell yeah...no brainier. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:45:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You haven't seen her drive. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The OP is talking about keeping one or two away to ensure continuity of family. Not quiet. I know what he is talking about. I just didn't want to say to him that he is behaving irrationally. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:53:02 AM EDT
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Every summer for many years my wife would take all our daughters on a road trip to visit family. Seattle, SF Bay Area, Las Vegas, and back via Portland. She'd be gone 12-18 days. It was fantastic. "Not only don't trust her driving..." is a problem. If she's a poor driver, that can likely be fixed with training just like many other skill deficits. If it's fear of the worst on your part, that can also be addressed. Poor driving of the sort OP is worried about generally is not a skill deficit. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:54:15 AM EDT
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Ok, fine. Take the one kid who you deem to have the greatest potential for future success, and be sure to let the others know why this selection was made, so they have something to ponder while they barrel down the road with a woman who likely shouldn't be licensed by the state to operate a 4000 pound motor vehicle. If they survive the trip, maybe they'll up their game so they are the one selected the next time mom decides to take the kids somewhere ... or not. The kids will totally understand, or maybe just think mom is crazy, or maybe just think you are crazy. But, I guess if you really wanted to hedge your bets, you could pick up a couple of mistresses, preferably with sufficient geographic separation to avoid all but the most cataclysmic disasters. There's really nothing crazy about this. If the T-Rex had thought along these lines, his progeny would still be here. But he didn't, and they're all gone. Fortunately, you have longer arms - the T-Rex, with those little arms, couldn't see what he was writing down, and thus, really sucked at planning. Think about it, have you ever seen a T-Rex in an MBA program?
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:27:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote Historyahhh Figured as much |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:51:14 AM EDT
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OP, there is so much "Da Fuck?!?" in your post, that everyone is letting this part slide. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wife and I have so many kids together that I assign them numbers. She wants to take them all on a 4 day weekend 6 hours away. I have no problem with it BUT I insist on taking at least one child if not two. Tried to explain to her that I don't want all my eggs in one basket and I not only don't trust her driving but others worry me more. The two youngest would have a blast with me without the rest of the family idk why the wife insists on taking them. Am I nuts? OP, there is so much "Da Fuck?!?" in your post, that everyone is letting this part slide. This. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:58:56 AM EDT
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You know what is great about kids?
You can make more. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 3:10:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI used to hate it, now I work hard to arrange it |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 3:24:20 AM EDT
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If you don't trust her driving why do you let any of them ride with her? Only the ones you don't love? Let her take them and enjoy the quiet. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 9:52:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:01:15 AM EDT
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If you don't trust her driving why do you let any of them ride with her? Only the ones you don't love? Let her take them and enjoy the quiet. Exactly, Reminds me of a guy who checked his kid head to toe for bruises and marks after returning from estranged grandparents house. My thought was if I really thought it was a possibility he'd never be allowed to be there alone,never. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:15:29 AM EDT
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This thread is fucked up on many levels
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:17:02 AM EDT
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Y'all have horrible memories.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:19:04 AM EDT
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This thread is fucked up on many levels Um... yes it is. 
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:32:58 AM EDT
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Ok, fine. Take the one kid who you deem to have the greatest potential for future success, and be sure to let the others know why this selection was made, so they have something to ponder while they barrel down the road with a woman who likely shouldn't be licensed by the state to operate a 4000 pound motor vehicle. If they survive the trip, maybe they'll up their game so they are the one selected the next time mom decides to take the kids somewhere ... or not. The kids will totally understand, or maybe just think mom is crazy, or maybe just think you are crazy. But, I guess if you really wanted to hedge your bets, you could pick up a couple of mistresses, preferably with sufficient geographic separation to avoid all but the most cataclysmic disasters. There's really nothing crazy about this. If the T-Rex had thought along these lines, his progeny would still be here. But he didn't, and they're all gone. Fortunately, you have longer arms - the T-Rex, with those little arms, couldn't see what he was writing down, and thus, really sucked at planning. Think about it, have you ever seen a T-Rex in an MBA program? I just laughed so hard a tear ran down my face. Thank you. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:39:34 AM EDT
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Why is your wife vacationing without you? You must be married to my ex. But seriously... I have no other reply... Fucked up confusing thread is fucked up... and confusing. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:39:36 AM EDT
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You haven't seen her drive. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The OP is talking about keeping one or two away to ensure continuity of family. Not quiet. I know what he is talking about. I just didn't want to say to him that he is behaving irrationally. OP, are you snipped? Can't you have more? ??????????? for the slow laners |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:41:39 AM EDT
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No. Makes sense. My dad did it that way too.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:44:00 AM EDT
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Well maybe you should up their insurance policies if you're worried
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:50:35 AM EDT
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Ok, fine. Take the one kid who you deem to have the greatest potential for future success, and be sure to let the others know why this selection was made, so they have something to ponder while they barrel down the road with a woman who likely shouldn't be licensed by the state to operate a 4000 pound motor vehicle. If they survive the trip, maybe they'll up their game so they are the one selected the next time mom decides to take the kids somewhere ... or not. The kids will totally understand, or maybe just think mom is crazy, or maybe just think you are crazy. But, I guess if you really wanted to hedge your bets, you could pick up a couple of mistresses, preferably with sufficient geographic separation to avoid all but the most cataclysmic disasters. There's really nothing crazy about this. If the T-Rex had thought along these lines, his progeny would still be here. But he didn't, and they're all gone. Fortunately, you have longer arms - the T-Rex, with those little arms, couldn't see what he was writing down, and thus, really sucked at planning. Think about it, have you ever seen a T-Rex in an MBA program? This is a solid plan. Reminds me a little bit of the Hunger Games. OP, take notes. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 10:54:01 AM EDT
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Pussy is not a clown car.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:01:54 AM EDT
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This place gets fucking weird at night.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:10:07 AM EDT
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Why is your wife vacationing without you? In that case I agree with you OP. Keep one or two. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 11:12:24 AM EDT
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We have friends that take separate flights. While I get the logic, I choose not to live my life in fear.
Eta.... And I guess whe know which kids are the OP's favorite 
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:13:45 PM EDT
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I used to hate it, now I work hard to arrange it Quote HistoryQuoted:
I used to hate it, now I work hard to arrange it I never hated it. When my wife takes our son up to her family's place for a weekend, the TV is off, the animals are more relaxed, and the only sound in the house is the air in the vents. Bliss. Hell, I don't even play video games. 
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:26:03 PM EDT
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This place gets fucking weird at night. Just like Walmart. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:36:43 PM EDT
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She is a worthless cunt Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why is your wife vacationing without you? 
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Posted: 8/28/2016 12:44:29 PM EDT
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Um... yes it is.
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is fucked up on many levels Um... yes it is.
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. Maybe she is a worthless cunt? He probably should have done that thread first though. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:13:01 PM EDT
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OP should have just named them. Then, if one or three go missing, he would not notice.
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:14:34 PM EDT
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Um... yes it is.
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is fucked up on many levels Um... yes it is.
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. If the shoe fits his wife... |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:16:15 PM EDT
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this fucking thread went from 0 to 60 pretty quick lol. Had to. She can't drive 55. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:17:08 PM EDT
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If the shoe fits his wife... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is fucked up on many levels Um... yes it is.
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. If the shoe fits his wife... Assuming the OP is the perfect gentleman, husband and father, and his old lady is indeed a worthless cunt. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:17:33 PM EDT
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Lol, marriage and children.
It's your funeral. |
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Posted: 8/28/2016 1:40:05 PM EDT
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I miss OP
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Posted: 8/28/2016 2:21:07 PM EDT
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Assuming the OP is the perfect gentleman, husband and father, and his old lady is indeed a worthless cunt. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread is fucked up on many levels Um... yes it is.
I know I'd love knowing my hubby referred to me as a "worthless cunt". You must be quite the romantic. If the shoe fits his wife... Assuming the OP is the perfect gentleman, husband and father, and his old lady is indeed a worthless cunt. Y'all really do have terrible memories here. How do y'all not recognize the screenname?
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Posted: 8/28/2016 4:39:49 PM EDT
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This place gets fucking weird at night. Just at night? No, sir. |
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