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Posted: 8/25/2016 2:59:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:00:50 AM EDT
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Giggity
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:03:01 AM EDT
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1. Battlestar Galactica did it better IMHO
2. This will be fine until they start drafting the children of migrants, and everyone is throwing acid around because god commands it. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:17:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:20:18 AM EDT
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I was thinking ape looking power armor
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:20:37 AM EDT
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Norwegian women are beautiful, sign me up!
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:21:15 AM EDT
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Interesting article
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:27:52 AM EDT
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Is it not tempting fate to throw young men and women together in unisex bunks?
"We see that exposure to each other increases tolerance, acceptance and understanding toward each other," insists Ms Nina Hellum, a researcher at the Norwegian Research Defence Establishment. "You don't shit in your own nest. You don't want to have sex and fraternise with anyone in your room for example or in your small unit because that makes it quite awkward." In Reality: They WILL have sex with someone in their room or small unit, somebody will develop petty jealousy over it, and THEN things get really awkward. A 2014 study showed that unisex dormitories helped combat sexual harassment thanks to a phenomenom of "de-genderisation". Sharing living quarters makes both the men and women pay more attention to their behaviour, and thus they're able to develop a camaraderie, an almost sibling-like relationship, the study's authors claimed. RIIIIGGHHTTT... I've seen those movies on Brazzers. "In the beginning we were a little shy. We didn't really know how to behave around the girls. But once the initial awkwardness had passed we saw our first pair of titties, we wanted to see the rest of them, and we did, and after the girls learned to ignore us beating off in our bunks after lights out, we relaxed and the girls were soon just like us," says young male recruit Kasper Sjavag. Putting physically fit young men and women in training and operations together, developing close bonds between them, and then bunking them in the same room together? There is no way, NO WAY, that this could possibly go wrong.... Norway just took the barracks-drama knob and turned it up to 11. Next they will institute duty rosters with shifts for when the room is available for fucking.
"Hoi there, you four wake up and get out while Elsa and I have sex!" "But it is 3am!" "That's right! That was the only time slot available. And remember, don't come back for 45 minutes!" long pause, then angry female voice: "you're fucking ELSA at 3am? I thought you were MY boyfriend, you prick bastard!" Elsa, while reaching for bayonet: "No, he's MY boyfriend. Right? RIGHT?" cue overlyattachedgirlfriendgetsstabby.jpg |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:29:25 AM EDT
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That is one way to ensure population growth. lol
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:41:29 AM EDT
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That is one way to ensure population growth. lol I was going to make a comment about soldiers and FoxHoles... but I'll just leave that alone for now... BIGGER_HAMMER 
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:41:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:45:26 AM EDT
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I was going to make a comment about soldiers and FoxHoles... but I'll just leave that alone for now... BIGGER_HAMMER Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That is one way to ensure population growth. lol I was going to make a comment about soldiers and FoxHoles... but I'll just leave that alone for now... BIGGER_HAMMER I was going to post a Starship Troopers GIF shower scene  
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:48:25 AM EDT
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Damn I was hoping for some powered armor.
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Posted: 8/25/2016 3:58:07 AM EDT
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That is one way to ensure population growth. lol   http://www.thelocal.no/20160223/norwegian-birth-rate-at-historic-low
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:14:42 AM EDT
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If I sign up for the Norwegian army, does that make me a traitor? |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:26:16 AM EDT
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1. Battlestar Galactica did it better IMHO 2. This will be fine until they start drafting the children of migrants, and everyone is throwing acid around because god commands it. Germany is floating doing #2 
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:36:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If I sign up for the Norwegian army, does that make me a traitor?   |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:41:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:45:18 AM EDT
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I'm part Norwegian. I wonder if they'll let me enlist...
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:45:27 AM EDT
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< Everybody likes Dina Meyer, but please see the CoC regarding nudity. -- BB >
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:47:18 AM EDT
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Damn I was hoping for some powered armor. 
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Posted: 8/25/2016 4:47:22 AM EDT
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I wonder if exposing a large percentage of their female population to military style weapons will lead to looser gun laws.
I already know what is going to happen in the barracks and I sympathize with their leadership. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 5:47:09 AM EDT
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Those poor, poor people! First they have to deal with trolls, and now giant bugs
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Posted: 8/25/2016 5:50:44 AM EDT
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Germany is floating doing #2 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ddvef-Y6Vpc/TQiRsBHe3UI/AAAAAAAAAgo/WBHjG0xweK0/s1600/Germany6.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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1. Battlestar Galactica did it better IMHO 2. This will be fine until they start drafting the children of migrants, and everyone is throwing acid around because god commands it. Germany is floating doing #2 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ddvef-Y6Vpc/TQiRsBHe3UI/AAAAAAAAAgo/WBHjG0xweK0/s1600/Germany6.jpg German military is already full of Turks and Eastern Europeans. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:00:36 AM EDT
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Do it here.
As far as I'm concerned, best answer all around to bullshit gender separation and all the new sexes Congress has created for the military to deal with. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:19:55 AM EDT
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This is nothing new, lookup Dutch crewing concept.
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:23:05 AM EDT
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IBTL
Ban |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:29:05 AM EDT
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she is turning away from him to dress.
obviously not totally comfortable in the situation. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:30:15 AM EDT
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I wonder if exposing a large percentage of their female population to military style weapons will lead to looser gun laws. I already know what is going to happen in the barracks and I sympathize with their leadership. Something will certainly be looser. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:32:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:59:05 AM EDT
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I was thinking ape looking power armor Me too |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 6:59:45 AM EDT
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I see nothing wrong with this. They should "hot bunk" too. Imagine all the pregnant soldiers they could have.
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:01:01 AM EDT
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So battle buddy with benefits?
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:04:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:17:55 AM EDT
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There seems to be a trend toward expanded conscription in Europe, hot Norwegian women notwithstanding.
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:31:16 AM EDT
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Gives new meaning to fireguard.
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:31:40 AM EDT
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Best they got for ya http://67.media.tumblr.com/63d6d8038b540374766dd1551b77c996/tumblr_o86575kgiU1uamzwlo2_1280.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Damn I was hoping for some powered armor. And here's some Norwegian Glock mag porn to go along with her handgun. CDNN had them for a bit right after the 2004 ban ended. 
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:45:31 AM EDT
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If there ever was a time and place to do this, Now and Norway would be it. Where the hell do I sign up?
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:58:32 AM EDT
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I was thinking ape looking power armor This. I also don't remember co-ed dorms in the book 
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Posted: 8/25/2016 7:59:51 AM EDT
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Would you like to know more?
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:09:42 AM EDT
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I was hoping for the shower scene
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:24:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was thinking ape looking power armor I was thinking limited suffrage to those that only served. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:31:36 AM EDT
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I was a bit taken back while drilling a water well on Camp Holland in the Uruzgan when the first night there I went to the shower units to clean up.
Couldn't read the signs but one of them had urinals in the front and showers in the back. So I figured I found the men's shower unit. So I'm taking a piss in the urinal and a female Dutch soldier steps out of the shower with a towel around her. I was confused! Dutch integrate the sexes I learned that evening, the girl got quite a laugh as she said my eyes got wide as saucers and my face turned bright red while standing their holding my dick and not knowing what to do. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:35:48 AM EDT
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I am so down with this;
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:37:20 AM EDT
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Bah, ain't nobody gettin' busy with all those cold weather clothes on.
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:37:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Norwegian women are beautiful, sign me up! Just returned from Norway, I can confirm this from first hand experience. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:43:26 AM EDT
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This. I also don't remember co-ed dorms in the book Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was thinking ape looking power armor This. I also don't remember co-ed dorms in the book That's because in the book the Mobile Infantry branch wasn't co-ed. Aviation, medical, etc other branches were, but not M.I. You don't remember Rico talking about one of the bennies of becoming an officer was being allowed past the 24-hour guard at "bulkhead 30" to mess with the co-ed navy officers? The whole bit about grab-ass in the co-ed showers and grabbing a quickie right before getting your squad ready for an assault was the Hollywood part. Hollywood would have never, not in a million years, done a Starship Troopers with an unvarnished lens of RHH's politics. His views on organized religion, sure, but never his politics. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:44:16 AM EDT
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My wife is part Norweigian, part Swedish, and has the stereotypical Scandinavian exotic-busty-blonde looks. We were also soldiers together for several years while married.
I started off the morning trying to talk her into playing "Welcome to the Norweigian Army" with me tonight, but alas no success yet (claimed she needed her coffee first before we could discuss it)
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Posted: 8/25/2016 8:49:49 AM EDT
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Putting physically fit young men and women in training and operations together, developing close bonds between them, and then bunking them in the same room together? There is no way, NO WAY, that this could possibly go wrong.... Norway just took the barracks-drama knob and turned it up to 11. Next they will institute duty rosters with shifts for when the room is available for fucking.
"Hoi there, you four wake up and get out while Elsa and I have sex!" "But it is 3am!" "That's right! That was the only time slot available. And remember, don't come back for 45 minutes!" long pause, then angry female voice: "you're fucking ELSA at 3am? I thought you were MY boyfriend, you prick bastard!" Elsa, while reaching for bayonet: "No, he's MY boyfriend. Right? RIGHT?" cue overlyattachedgirlfriendgetsstabby.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
Is it not tempting fate to throw young men and women together in unisex bunks?
"We see that exposure to each other increases tolerance, acceptance and understanding toward each other," insists Ms Nina Hellum, a researcher at the Norwegian Research Defence Establishment. "You don't shit in your own nest. You don't want to have sex and fraternise with anyone in your room for example or in your small unit because that makes it quite awkward." In Reality: They WILL have sex with someone in their room or small unit, somebody will develop petty jealousy over it, and THEN things get really awkward. A 2014 study showed that unisex dormitories helped combat sexual harassment thanks to a phenomenom of "de-genderisation". Sharing living quarters makes both the men and women pay more attention to their behaviour, and thus they're able to develop a camaraderie, an almost sibling-like relationship, the study's authors claimed. RIIIIGGHHTTT... I've seen those movies on Brazzers. "In the beginning we were a little shy. We didn't really know how to behave around the girls. But once the initial awkwardness had passed we saw our first pair of titties, we wanted to see the rest of them, and we did, and after the girls learned to ignore us beating off in our bunks after lights out, we relaxed and the girls were soon just like us," says young male recruit Kasper Sjavag. Putting physically fit young men and women in training and operations together, developing close bonds between them, and then bunking them in the same room together? There is no way, NO WAY, that this could possibly go wrong.... Norway just took the barracks-drama knob and turned it up to 11. Next they will institute duty rosters with shifts for when the room is available for fucking.
"Hoi there, you four wake up and get out while Elsa and I have sex!" "But it is 3am!" "That's right! That was the only time slot available. And remember, don't come back for 45 minutes!" long pause, then angry female voice: "you're fucking ELSA at 3am? I thought you were MY boyfriend, you prick bastard!" Elsa, while reaching for bayonet: "No, he's MY boyfriend. Right? RIGHT?" cue overlyattachedgirlfriendgetsstabby.jpg In Sweden the shower together. No problems there. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 9:04:22 AM EDT
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This is nothing new, lookup Dutch crewing concept. The new part is 100% conscription for females and males. Dutch females are volunteers. They are first NATO member to do it. Granted, they'll only need to take the top 15% or so of the trainees. I was stationed with Norwegians in northern Afghanistan. I came away very impressed with them. |
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Posted: 8/25/2016 9:06:35 AM EDT
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3 things I know about the Norwegian armed forces
Man buns are popular with their special forces Carrying Glocks like pirate pistols is popular with their special forces They have some incredibly attractive females |
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