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Posted: 7/28/2016 6:00:27 PM EDT

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Library at school. Fourth floor balcony.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:03:20 PM EDT

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We have a winner. Lol

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:05:33 PM EDT

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In a moving car while driving on the interstate during a strong thunder storm.
It was shocking

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:08:05 PM EDT

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After shooting a deer with my bow.

I hit the deer further back than I wanted to and didn't want to kick it up while tracking it if it wasn't dead yet.

So we went back to the SUV and fucked while we waited for it to die...

The location wasn't all that bad but the circumstances...well part of me felt bad plowing that sweet poontang while Bambi's dad was laying in the woods slowly dying as his shit filled blood poisoned him.

Fortunately when we found him we realized I had caught the back end of a lung and sliced the liver in half.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:20:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Bosses private bathroom

Football field after a game

Jungle gym

A few rest stops

Church parking lot

Warehouse table where the guys all packed material

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:20:38 PM EDT

[#6]

Doctor's office, on the exam table.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:21:19 PM EDT

[#7]

Drive ins. Bed of truck with 2 vans full of people next to me. It was an s10.

Then again in my s10 broad day light in parking lot. Horned honked a bunch

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:25:30 PM EDT

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Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape in a convent with my MBA class.

Always kinda felt bad about that one, especially since I owned the tape.

Glad I'm not Catholic.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:31:43 PM EDT

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Cemetery, many times, the grass is well-kept.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:39:25 PM EDT

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Right in the middle of Main street, Gooding, Idaho around 2am on a Sunday morning.

Sitting at the bar during BuggyWhip softball tournament in Cottonwood, Idaho while in college.

Those are the two most inappropriate that I can think of and am willing to share. And neither were significant others, just randoms met +/- 60 minutes earlier.

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Either of those is better than St. Gertrude's in Cottonwood.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:39:54 PM EDT

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How big of a ticket were you letting her out of?

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Fingered a girl in the back of a police car......does that count ???

How big of a ticket were you letting her out of?

Guess I should have specified.....it was my dad's police car, girl and I were about 15.
He was giving us a ride to her house.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:42:15 PM EDT

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Church pew, at a Catholic college, in the late '70's. Damn I miss that girl.

Posted: 7/28/2016 6:50:16 PM EDT

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I had a command sergeant major who was a racist fucking prick. Guy was a soup sand which who looked like a black version of chef Boyardee. Only thing dude hated more than white people was black people married to white people. Dude flat out tried to humiliate with regularity my team leader, platoon sergeant, and first sergeant who were all back dudes married to white gals. Witnessed him refer to them as "race traitors" when having them excluded from an NCO call.

Anyways, dude has a personal point of pride in his office that he never shut the fuck up about, an old huge ass ornate leather chair that he would tell anyone within a hundred meters was owned by the richest slave owner in Georgia. And now it was his, because that showed his superiority or whatever.

So I get stuck on a weekend detail repainting dudes office, he's already got this thing meticulously wrapped. Saran and masking tape.

We finish painting, I tell everyone were done and that I'll lock up so they bounce.

I called up a sergeant from PR I had been messing around with and she brings this little foxy black PFC from HHC supply who hates the CSM and we open the couch up and fuck on it. For like two hours. I end spraying the thing with windex to get rid to the top layer of fluids and then wrap it back up and take off.

I'm there a week or two later and he's sitting on it telling the little black PFC about how successful he is and she looked like she was trying not to laugh.

I loved the army.

The end.

Posted: 7/28/2016 7:01:35 PM EDT

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I had a command sergeant major who was a racist fucking prick. Guy was a soup sand which who looked like a black version of chef Boyardee. Only thing dude hated more than white people was black people married to white people. Dude flat out tried to humiliate with regularity my team leader, platoon sergeant, and first sergeant who were all back dudes married to white gals. Witnessed him refer to them as "race traitors" when having them excluded from an NCO call.

Anyways, dude has a personal point of pride in his office that he never shut the fuck up about, an old huge ass ornate leather chair that he would tell anyone within a hundred meters was owned by the richest slave owner in Georgia. And now it was his, because that showed his superiority or whatever.

So I get stuck on a weekend detail repainting dudes office, he's already got this thing meticulously wrapped. Saran and masking tape.

We finish painting, I tell everyone were done and that I'll lock up so they bounce.

I called up a sergeant from PR I had been messing around with and she brings this little foxy black PFC from HHC supply who hates the CSM and we open the couch up and fuck on it. For like two hours. I end spraying the thing with windex to get rid to the top layer of fluids and then wrap it back up and take it off.

I'm there a week or two later and he's sitting on it telling the little black PFC about how successful he is and she looked like she was trying not to laugh.

I loved the army.

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Well, that is better than me tagging some chick on the 50 yard line of the Swamp.

Congrats!

Posted: 7/28/2016 7:07:06 PM EDT

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OMG, we just had a thread about that woman! Like, within the last week or two. It really is a small world.

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Chicken coop.

OMG, we just had a thread about that woman! Like, within the last week or two. It really is a small world.

Yah. I saw the thread. That wasn't my wife and I.

I built a brand new enclosure and coop and had just finished painting the inside. New furniture, new cars and trailers, freshly remodeled rooms, and new out buildings are usually christened. Not sure why exactly. Not complaining though.

Posted: 7/28/2016 7:08:48 PM EDT

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It would be easier to list places we didnt do the hanky panky. We were wild teenagers.

Posted: 7/28/2016 7:11:30 PM EDT

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Name is fitting.

Posted: 7/28/2016 7:16:10 PM EDT

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On the 50 yard line of the UF football field (The Swamp).

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Ha! I did the same at the University of Maryland, Byrd Stadium, middle of the afternoon. Realized when we were done that we hadn't noticed a few people running laps around the track

Posted: 7/28/2016 7:52:25 PM EDT

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Bus stop bench on a very foggy night around 8PM.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:33:02 PM EDT

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In front of my girlfriends sleeping brother.

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Your significant other wanted to do it, you were like WTF?
Went ahead and did it anyway.

In front of my girlfriends sleeping brother.

in front of my sleeping mother.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:34:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:51:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Future inlaw's pool, six feet from snoozing, future MIL.

Posted: 7/28/2016 9:54:09 PM EDT

[#23]

Lackland AFB just outside our tech school dorm. Almost got busted by MP

Posted: 7/28/2016 10:53:29 PM EDT

[#24]

i raw dogged a stripper in a lap dance booth.

Posted: 7/28/2016 10:56:45 PM EDT

[#25]

Technically oral sex but...

Got a bbbj to to completion and she swallowed. Happened in a Chinese Christian church parking lot.

The only good thing my ex-wife ever did for me

Posted: 7/28/2016 10:57:28 PM EDT

[#26]

In the back on an Ambulance
On a balcony overlooking a parking lot full of people

Posted: 7/28/2016 10:59:23 PM EDT

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Behind some bushes on a ledge above the Glen Cove Cafe, on the Pikes Peak Highway.

Posted: 7/28/2016 11:14:50 PM EDT

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Center of the stage at Red Rocks on a cloudy night with no moon, almost pitch dark. We could hear other people talking and moving around in the distance.

Posted: 7/28/2016 11:37:50 PM EDT

[#29]

On the desk of the Battery XO's Office

(I was the XO !

)

Posted: 7/28/2016 11:55:53 PM EDT

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In the swimming pool at the Luxor Hotel in Vegas.

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Mine was in the big wave pool at Mandalay Bay

Posted: 7/29/2016 12:01:09 AM EDT

[#31]

On he porch of the Old Main building at the University of Arizona prior to going to VN.

Posted: 7/29/2016 12:05:07 AM EDT

[#32]

On a ledge while rock climbing.

Posted: 7/29/2016 12:09:35 AM EDT

[#33]

On my mother-in-law's bed. Her sister was in the house downstairs, too.

Posted: 7/29/2016 1:06:13 AM EDT

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On the uphill side fence of the "M" near Denver.

Posted: 7/29/2016 1:08:00 AM EDT

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1987 on a discarded but clean looking mattress someone threw out in the woods where we would all throw parties. Both the girl I was sexing and I caught crabs from it.

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Ha ha right. Dirty whore.

Posted: 7/29/2016 1:10:29 AM EDT

[#36]

Wife, elevator of a very popular casino in Las Vegas.

Posted: 7/29/2016 1:12:09 AM EDT

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Ha ha right. Dirty whore.

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1987 on a discarded but clean looking mattress someone threw out in the woods where we would all throw parties. Both the girl I was sexing and I caught crabs from it.

Ha ha right. Dirty whore.

Posted: 7/29/2016 1:45:56 AM EDT

[#38]

"in the white house." - obama
"in the white house." - bill clinton
"in the white house." - not hillary

Posted: 7/29/2016 1:05:19 PM EDT

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Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape in a convent with my MBA class.

Always kinda felt bad about that one, especially since I owned the tape.

Glad I'm not Catholic.

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Ok, you REALLY need some commas and another word or two. Was it

1) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class."
2) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, *set* in a convent, with my MBA class.
3) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class *as the actors*.

Posted: 7/29/2016 2:26:49 PM EDT

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NYC yellow cab. I just unbuttoned and unzipped, she had a skirt on and just "sat on my lap", so no nasties from the seat would be in contact with our, um, nasties...

Edit: church parking lot, Florida hotel balcony, hotel pool, her parents' bed, her parents' kitchen table (i still feel guilty about those three places), parking lot of a state park (outside the car)...I'm sure there are others...

Posted: 7/29/2016 2:41:19 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
In the ass....

My ass specifically

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Go on.

Posted: 7/29/2016 3:02:54 PM EDT

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Ok, you REALLY need some commas and another word or two. Was it

1) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class."
2) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, *set* in a convent, with my MBA class.
3) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class *as the actors*.

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Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape in a convent with my MBA class.

Always kinda felt bad about that one, especially since I owned the tape.

Glad I'm not Catholic.

Ok, you REALLY need some commas and another word or two. Was it

1) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class."
2) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, *set* in a convent, with my MBA class.
3) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class *as the actors*.

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Posted: 7/29/2016 3:56:49 PM EDT

[#43]

At work. Banged a co-worker in my bosses office. It was awesome.

Posted: 7/29/2016 3:58:17 PM EDT

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At work. Banged a co-worker in my bosses office. It was awesome.

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Did you let the boss watch?

I bet you got that promotion didnt ya?

Posted: 7/29/2016 4:07:23 PM EDT

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On a ledge while rock climbing.

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That's bad ass

Posted: 7/29/2016 4:16:12 PM EDT

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School exercise room - it had a lot of foam pads - I knew how to unlock the door.
Girlfriends parents bed.
In the library room in a bean bag chair in front of a nice fire.
On a warm pile of clean Nomex right after it came out of the dryer.
In a friends bathtub on his clean towels. Sorry Jeff.

On an "in use" washer in a barracks laundry room.
In a barracks room that was not mine or hers. Sorry Greg.

Posted: 7/29/2016 10:35:25 PM EDT

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Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape in a convent with my MBA class.

Always kinda felt bad about that one, especially since I owned the tape.

Glad I'm not Catholic.

Ok, you REALLY need some commas and another word or two. Was it

1) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class."

2) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, *set* in a convent, with my MBA class.

3) "Watched an amateur porn gangbang video tape, in a convent, with my MBA class *as the actors*.

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If it had been 3 this thread would have achieved LEGENDARY status....