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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:07:15 AM EDT
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in the back of an ice cream truck. 
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:10:52 AM EDT
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in the back of an ice cream truck. https://jesuseun.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/funny-black-man-face-shocked-e1337411871915.jpg Why the surprise? It's the only way Mr. Softee delivers. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:19:40 AM EDT
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We had a baby feral hog in the house for a while, once it was under the bed when we were doing the grownup thing. Poor little guy started making these sad little grunting sounds like "OMG what's going on up there."
We ignored him. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:21:15 AM EDT
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On her family's dining room table the night before Thanksgiving
Balcony of a ship overlooking a port Pool of apartment complex with others in it. Parents house of a girl, in their hot tub, shower, and bed. Parking lot between cars after a wedding. One of those hedge maze gardens in a castle in Spain. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:24:13 AM EDT
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Chicken coop. OMG, we just had a thread about that woman! Like, within the last week or two. It really is a small world. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:26:26 AM EDT
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Quite easily the Rayburn building when I was an intern for Bob Packwood back in early 92 or so.
Fun time....chick was FUCKEN SMOKING HOT..... |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:35:24 AM EDT
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In Back of my ambulance. My sexy partner.. )
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:42:17 AM EDT
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Ladies restroom in a crowded bar
Public beach at night Kitchen table Tack room of a gooseneck horse trailer Backseat of a car while going down the highway In a bass boat Parking lot of a bar Customer reps office at work |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:44:58 AM EDT
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"In the butt, Bob." Should have been first post. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:45:16 AM EDT
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Schools.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:45:21 AM EDT
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Not as interesting as some, but all I got to add is the J.O. stateroom on the U.S.S. Teddy Roosevelt. Speaking of the Teddy Roosevelt.... AN/SPN41 Azimuth Dome. Hey, it had AC! |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:50:43 AM EDT
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1. Lost virginity after sneaking into a mobile home my Mother, Sister & I just moved out of (There was a futon we left behind.)
2. Did a chick on her parents bed. 3. Did the aforementioned chicks best friend on my Sister's bed (she was not home.) |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:52:10 AM EDT
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Hospital morgue
Back of an ambulance |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 11:55:57 AM EDT
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With a girlfriend:
Some random parking garage with the top off my Bronco. Everything was cool until we found out the parking lot was actively patrolled by security 
With the wife: Bonneville Speedway/The Salt Flats. Drove out on there in the middle of the day, tossed a blanket down and went to town. 
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:07:55 PM EDT
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On a bunker in Iraq,
Lots of times at work. On the counter of a video store after closing. We pulled the shades and put in a porno. Porn was playing on 20 tvs in this tiny video store. Awesome! In the back of my 113 APC, never took off my LBE. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:11:31 PM EDT
[#16]
Morgue
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:15:46 PM EDT
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On the grass outside a library.
In the stairwell at work. Conference room at work. Boss' office (with his secretary, on his desk), and no he wasn't in the room at the time. Church parking lot. Bathroom during a party. Back seat of a car on the way back from a concert in Dallas. My friends were in the front seat, visors down and mirrors oriented. In a hotel bed while my roommate was passed out in the adjacent bed. Ladies' room, Hula Hut restaurant, during business hours |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:17:33 PM EDT
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Inside some big earth mover tires used by the school as a playground apparatus.
Walk in closet, many times and was caught several times by her mom and my mom. The ass beatings were worth it. Coed sleepover at my house in the 7th grade. GF, her older sister and their friend were sleeping on the floor wedged between my bed and my brother's bed, he was not there, another friend was in it. Rolled down on GF , went at it with her on and off all night, the whole time my leg and arm rubbing her sis as she stared at me wide eye. The sis never said a word about it though there friends, the one on the floor and the one in my brother's bed did bring it up with GF when I was not around. Cemetery hall on a marble bench. Bosses desk, with two different bosses, not at the same time. My desk with coworkers. Booth of restaurant after hours. Knott's Berry Farm. It was during a Halloween event and all the lines to the rides were converted to haunted houses/mazes. One one water rise there were small rooms, about 4x6 ft, with just a curtain as a door that the ghost and monsters would jump out of and scare those in line. About half were empty and on one ride we snuck into a couple while waiting in line. She was excited and nervous, lost her panties in that line too.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:18:27 PM EDT
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MEPS
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:22:02 PM EDT
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Not far out of high school a friend had a small party at his parent's home (who were out of town) on a hot summer night. Hooked up with this one girl and we were drunk and jumping around on a trampoline in the back yard after everyone else had gone inside to party more. One thing leads to another and we are screwing on the trampoline. Next thing we know the automatic sprinklers come on and we are getting soaked. Just kept screwing on the trampoline. Very memorable night.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:26:07 PM EDT
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To name one, my ex girlfriends parents bed
ETA: accidently quoted Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"In the butt, Bob." To name one, my ex girlfriends parents bed
ETA: accidently quoted Not to one up you but I did the same thing but I had just met her at the hospital I worked at and her father was there because he had just had a heart attack |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 12:37:39 PM EDT
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I think it was on an anniversary, down by the river in a Suburban in the 3rd seat i think my wife was trying to be "wild n crazy"
 . I kept thinking about a LE pulling up and arresting us.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:00:44 PM EDT
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in no particular order, with different girls:
in the cab of a locomotive, while switching the yard at mattawamkeag, maine. 
empty trainset of lackawanna electrics, between runs hoboken n.j. station agents desk, gladstone n.j. station agents desk, berkeley heights, n.j. back patio of a large church, during services. cable car ride, six flags over georgia. cab of a locomotive, bergen transfer, while stopped for beans. 
field caboose, oak island hump, newark n.j.
elevator, livingston mall, nj. (pro-tip: doors that open from the middle out, can sometimes be pried apart, once the elevator is moving. this causes the elevator to stop. use your discarded shoe to keep the doors apart, for some private time) 
the bus garage on snyder ave, berkeley heights, back in the day. we did it on each bus, more than a dozen times. (hi karen!!!) driving the gsp, southbound. made a few toll collectors night, that time.
many stores, restrooms, stairwells, etc. adapt. improvise, overcum.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:02:35 PM EDT
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Six Flags over Georgia on the gondola ride. Camp ground in Georgia during the day in my tent. A few time on one of the nature trails near my old house in Georgia. Ex- wife loved to get down outdoors and during the day, we had lots of fun in our backyard.
Back of an Ambulance. Drill weekend in the parking lot during lunch a few times in different classrooms at my Reserve Unit in Lubbock after drill was over in a few of the classrooms. Cemetery. Hotel outside pool in broad daylight, and late night separate occasions. Static Helicopter display at Ft Sam Houston. All of this was between my first divorce and before I got married the second time. Well the Georgia escapades were with the first wife. 
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:04:52 PM EDT
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Church private lounge, I operated the sound system and had a master key.
On a Thursday and the minister walked in... He was cool! I was 18, she was 17... |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:05:33 PM EDT
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On camp at YMCA summer camp I worked
Picnic table at the lake |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:08:21 PM EDT
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Santa's house at the mall. I was a night security guard.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:10:35 PM EDT
[#28]
College classroom, after hours.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:18:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Walk in fridge at Taco Bell
Side of Stone Mountain Store room on USS Canopus (with my girlfriend) |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:19:12 PM EDT
[#30]
Cemetary
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:23:57 PM EDT
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Back of a Squad
Fire Engine(cab and hose bed) Her parents bed Car driving down the road Amusement park bathroom APC |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:25:29 PM EDT
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In the dunes on the Cape...
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:26:04 PM EDT
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Grandparents business after hours on the reg
Public restroom at a hotel Park picnic table Public tennis courts Church youth group building American Legion building Fire station Parking lot of a water park Country club swimming pool Country club clubhouse Country club golf course In the driveway on my wife's hood Sam's parking lot during business hours Might be forgetting a few spots |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:26:53 PM EDT
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In a bathroom in a mental health facility.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:27:13 PM EDT
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In my g.fs moms bed.
With my g.fs mom. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:29:53 PM EDT
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In my g.fs moms bed. With my g.fs mom. Was your girlfriend named Stacey? |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:31:18 PM EDT
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Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:32:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 1987 on a discarded but clean looking mattress someone threw out in the woods where we would all throw parties. Both the girl I was sexing and I caught crabs from it.  You told the girl "the mattress gave me crabs" and she said, "oh yeah me too" ?
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:34:18 PM EDT
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Phone booth in my high school, 1973.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:36:15 PM EDT
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Outside church pews at night.
In a middle school while on the job there. ETA - on the couch, at a party, while having a conversation with some other folks
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:40:36 PM EDT
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"This one time in band camp"... I was in band in high school we did it in the band bus during the foot ball game at an away game several times and on the way back home too. In our high school band hall practice rooms and up in the band hall loft. Being in band in high school was the best thing I have ever done. I was surrounded by horny sluts
I had sex in the stacks of the Texas Tech library and in one of the study rooms back when our English teacher brought us there so we could research our senior thesis. Numerous times in cars, in my ex-wifes house when we were dating before we were married, in her room, her parents room, her brothers room and sisters room, her living room and in her backyard a lot. She was an 18yo senior in high school when I was 21, we would meet up at her house frequently during her lunch break. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:42:52 PM EDT
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Preacher's office, on the floor.
She and I were teenagers Ah, to be young and stupid. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:44:36 PM EDT
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Gas station bathroom
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:48:15 PM EDT
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In my g.fs moms bed. With my g.fs mom. I have one word for you: plastics. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:48:42 PM EDT
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Back seat of a church bus coming back from a community sing
Ah Brenda |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:53:15 PM EDT
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Church parking lot at night. She was in the front seat and I was kneeling in front of her (larger car - Rambler Classic 660 Wagon - as well as a thinner me....). During the entire time my only view was the cross on top of the church, and understanding that I was forever condemned to hell for that act -
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:53:19 PM EDT
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All with my ex-wife back when dating or married...
Behind a Catholic Church in Long Beach Underneath a pier during daylight (think it was Huntington Beach) In her office at Los Alamitos JFTB during duty hours with door open In the middle of the field of windmills near Indio off of I10 in the middle of the day also...a member of the mile high club. She was certainly an adventurous one. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 1:53:55 PM EDT
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Porta shitter at Camp Geiger with a Marine chick with a broken leg That's "eew" on several levels. |
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:03:48 PM EDT
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Was your girlfriend named Stacey? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In my g.fs moms bed. With my g.fs mom. Was your girlfriend named Stacey? Nope, Quoted:
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In my g.fs moms bed. With my g.fs mom. I have one word for you: plastics. I had to google search that one to see what you meant.
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Posted: 7/28/2016 2:04:03 PM EDT
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On the hood of a parked police car in downtown Greensboro
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