Next to the railroad tracks of a beachfront Amtrak station in/near Del Mar or Encinitas, CA

High school sweetheart's mothers car, in their driveway, outside their bedroom window.

Another time in a hotel room in the bed next to my roommates bed.  They were presumably asleep.  That girl thought it was the "hottest thing ever".

Oh my poor former roommates and the number of times they heard me having sex.  The guy was a good guy; his now wife is a bitch.

1968 - Pensacola NAS - Admiral's quarters.

Oh, another time with an Aussie lady on the Hong Kong waterfront.  We hopped the fence and went up (Kowloon side, looking at Hong Kong), fucked up there.  Chinese police officer strolled by, not saying a word.  Nice guy, but I took it as a warning sign to leave.

First time ever was in the backseat of my Dad's 92 Saturn in a Mormon church parking lot.
Shitty Mexican restaurant bathroom in Miami.
College dormroom floor with roommates present.
Workplace parking lot with hot coworkers.

ETA: And how could I forget, Jacksonville Beach (on the sand) at 2am as all the bars/clubs were letting out. Was banging her on the beach as the drunken lovers were having last minute "romantic walks" on the beach. When we finished I got up to realize that a bum had found a nice place to watch from, about 6 feet to our left.

Disneyland

That's pretty fucking cool

 

Park bench on the quad at UA about 3:00pm on a Wednesday.

Hose bed on top of the fire engine, late, late at night.

Did you atleast make rank after that?

I applaud you. You can go to jail for that shit. UAA means business when they say "get off my lawn".
Not me, but I do know several people that managed the bleachers and other parts of the stadium.

Hampton tunnel stuck behind an accident.
Conference table at work after hours.
Walk in fridge at McDonalds, got caught by the manager, we were both fired on the spot.

Baltimore?

I've stayed at that Hilton.

Gym on a weight bench.
My office.
Parking lots.
Woods.
Church.
Observatory.
Hospital.
Ambulance.
Nude beach.
Non-nude beach.
Backseat of car while her friend was driving. The 2 girls swapped "driving" during the trip.
In a hammock.

Was 16 working at a grocery store.  Banged one of the checkers on the lunchroom table in the back.  

That was so awesome I can't even put it into words.

Bang some random in the front lawn of my cousins house, girl was a family friend and habitual side chick for multiple members of the family (yes this makes us Eskimo brothers). There was some creeper hanging out in the shadows next door watching so we moved to the back of the truck about 20ft away for some privacy.

Let me know when you change your avitar and I will unblock you.

Server room.

School bus, seat #5 multiple times.

College dorm public game room, under the ping pong table

A park bench in the middle of campus in front of the church.

Did you wipe it clean afterwards?

My brother topped my horse trailer incident. He humped my Sister-In-Law on Mom's brand new Karistan rug and neglected to put down a towel.

Fitting room at the mall.
At work.
On the clock.

Grandma's kitchen counter.

Hospital bathroom while her mom was admitted.

Her parent's bed, my parent's bed.

On a park bench at the locks on the Mississippi River in New Orleans.

22 years old, had a smoking hot petite 19 yo brunette with 38dd tits...that wanted it right then and there.

I wasn't saying no!

At Omnia night club in Las Vegas right next to the bar. Not sure how we didn't get caught but I was also obliterated.

Under the bleachers at school
On the baseball field
On a golf course
Every single floor of the local hospital including the roof
Police firing range
Desk of my Constitutional Law professor
Closet under the stairwell at a party

On my wife's boss' desk,several bosses ago.

Girl friends parents bed while they were downstairs making dinner.

Back seat of my Karmann Ghia convertible in the parking lot of my GF's college apartment at about 0300 (yes the top was down.)

Back seat of a Jetta parked under an overpass on some highway in NJ at 0600 on the way back from the beach.

Behind the building at some random wedding.

A few hundred miles of road head and passenger diddling southbound on I-95 below VA.

Not me but family legend has it that my brother and his now wife did it on the Nittany Lion statue at State College.

And there is a "strange" place that I didn't technically have sex. There's a certain club in DC where such activities are normal - nay, encouraged. *Except* on very specific nights when it's open to the public for "educational purposes", and no sex (penetration) is allowed. Near the end of the night the people across from us were asked to stop in the middle of her...moment...because the guy got a little ambitious with the digital stimulation. During the grumbling they pointed to us and my obviously satisfied friend and the DM said " Oh, we watched - he stayed on the outside. "

Tldr: didn't have sex in a strange place, still a cool story.

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In college, going down the road, both of us buck naked on a Honda Twinstar 200 with her panties over the headlight.
I ran out of gas, had to stop, put it on reserve and kick start it. I didn't miss a beat.
The next morning my room mate was like "goddamn, what'd you do on my motorcycle? And who's panties were on the headlight?"
Good times....

On a big rock on a small island in a foreign country in the middle of the day.
Northern lake Huron, Canada.

The funniest is a pool table.
Break room at work we had a pool table someone donated. It had just been recovered with nice felt the week before.

The next day durning lunch a couple of techs were playing 8 ball.  One tech all pissed off said WTF and then scratched at the new felt followed by sniffing his dusty fingers.
He then angrily said who the fuck spilled milk all over the new table felt.

I about lost my lunch laughing,

On the prep table at the Dunkin' Donuts where she and I both worked, while I was on the clock. Not just once, but two separate times. And, yes, I cleaned the table before AND after.

On a cement bench behind a parochial school in Wiesbaden, Germany, with a chick I'd just met 30 minutes prior.

In the front seat of a Nissan 300ZX, on the beach, with a chubby chick.

In the back seat of an SUV on the way home from a bar, with a chick I'd just met that night, while two other chicks were in the front seat (I knew the driver, she was a mutual friend of mine and the chick blowing me), having a conversation with the driver while getting a BJ.

Not so much the place which makes this one inappropriate, but, I once got a hummer from a paraplegic chick in her wheelchair.

While skinny dipping in the river with about 7 or 8 of our friends either swimming near us or sitting on the bank. (Same chick from the Nissan 300ZX, come to think of it.)

On the pool table at a rented cabin in the Smokies.

Underneath the stairs outside the apartment my roommate and I were renting. A friend pulled into the driveway and we were quite brightly illuminated by his headlights. Had my neighbors (an old, retired, couple) got up for a glass of water from the kitchen sink, they'd have been staring at us from across a rather narrow driveway.

Within earshot of the chick I'd been banging on the regular (chick from the 300Zx and the river). We were drinking at my apartment (same one in the above story), and after she passed out on the couch, I fucked one of her friends on my bed, with nothing between us and my regular fuck buddy but a set of French doors.

On a buddy's couch. While he was at work. It's not so much the place which is inappropriate. However, not only did I go in this chick's back door, but I went to nut on her back, overshot, and my load landed somewhere unknown-likely on the couch. My buddy ended up sleeping on the couch that night, completely unaware that my baby batter was most likely soaking into his upholstery, inches away from his face. I felt bad, I really did. I only found out that he'd slept on it after I told him about banging her there while we were waiting for him to get off work. I did apologize to him.

My early to mid 20's were a wild and crazy time.

If you were downtown Chicago in The Loop, during the evening rush hour, a few years back - my wife and I could have been the ones laughing and clapping.

Chicken coop.

Observation deck, on the Mississippi in downtown Baton Rouge.
It was still under construction.
It was the 4th of July fireworks and we were on the river side with her bent over the railing.

On a Deepwater drilling rig off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada.

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Bathroom floor at my girlfriend's mom's house while her very moralistic, very churchy mom was in the living room watching tv. She had to know.

In an uncomfortable place (yes, the back of a Volkswagen). My Baja had no back seat, just a carpeted panel that covered the battery area and met up with the package shelf in the back. She held onto the roll cage.

On our balcony at Disney's Wilderness Lodge, during the evening fireworks show.

amphitheater concession stand (It was closed)
leaning post of my boat 1500 hours
apartment complex pool 1700 hours

on the floor about 4 feet from her sleeping/passed out husband. I had to hold my hand over her mouth. She was a noisy girl,,,

2007 Carnival Glory swimming pool in daylight

On the boss's desk.

In a van full of friends with a gal driving around town in my teens.

My buddy played "money make me cum" on repeat.

Weird times.

Work conference room table. Me and coworker cut a small notch on the underside on "our spot" When boss discovered the small cut, he became obsessed with how it came there. The table had been completely hand sanded top and bottom, stained and hand rubbed. He was obsessed with the finish of that table for some reason.
Coworker came back numerous times and was laughing like crazy after she and others were asked about "the cut" months later.

I got a BJ on a beach chair in front of our resort in Belize.  It was midnight... Next time, we are going out on the pier and I'm gonna &$@# her silly.

Against a vehicle, on a lake shore, in a hurricane. I highly recommend outdoor hurricane sex.

ETA Sorry...that was just fun. Inappropriate?

Cemetery.
Or a bunker in Kuwait

My boss' daughter in my boss' bed