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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:20:18 PM EDT
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Who cares.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:23:34 PM EDT
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If it feels like cottage cheese when you slide your fingers in, she is gonna have the big O when you slide your cock in If not -then not, don't buy her story.. Have.. Have you ever seen a vagina? Wonder if he thinks a womans boobs feel like bags of sand.............. 
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:24:36 PM EDT
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If you've ever given a woman an orgasm, and paid any attention at all, you'll know if you did your job.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:24:46 PM EDT
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A little bit of poop comes out.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:25:34 PM EDT
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in Out. In Giving her some of the old in-out in-out,eh? |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:25:59 PM EDT
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Or maybe that was child birthin'.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:27:34 PM EDT
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First you need to understand that there are four types of female orgasm.
1. The positive orgasm where she says "Oh yes, ooooh yes, ooooooooooh yeeeeeessssss!" 2. The negative orgasm where she says "Oh no, oh no, oh no" 3. The religious orgasm occurs when she says "Oh GOD, oh GOD, OOOOHHHH GOOOOOOOOODD!" 4. The fake orgasm is when she says "Oh Axl oh Axl, oh Axl" |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:27:35 PM EDT
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Remember when I asked about 4 wd low? Yeah, this is dumber....
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:27:48 PM EDT
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in Out. In Giving her some of the old in-out in-out,eh? Like turtles fucking, been 30 minutes and moved 3 times |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:32:16 PM EDT
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Umm.. If she leaves and the money is still on the dresser?
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:33:51 PM EDT
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In for teh lulz +1 |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:33:55 PM EDT
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in Out. In Giving her some of the old in-out in-out,eh? Just the thing after a little bit of the old ultraviolence. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:35:27 PM EDT
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Just the thing after a little bit of the old ultraviolence. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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in Out. In Giving her some of the old in-out in-out,eh? Just the thing after a little bit of the old ultraviolence.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:35:31 PM EDT
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If I caused it, it is real.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:35:45 PM EDT
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There's a certain shudder that's hard to fake. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:36:34 PM EDT
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When you're both all done and she says "THANK YOU"
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:36:58 PM EDT
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If you have to ask......you ain't hitt,in it right. Pretty much. I can't imagine how anyone could fake the real thing, or maybe they're better actresses than I, or maybe their menfolk are that oblivious. For that matter, why would anyone want to fake it? Orgasms are awesome. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:37:37 PM EDT
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If you have to ask......you ain't hitt,in it right. yep. you know when you flipped the switch. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:37:37 PM EDT
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Remember when I asked about 4 wd low? Yeah, this is dumber.... Guffaw! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:38:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:38:22 PM EDT
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When a woman achieves organ her anal sphincter muscles relax tremendously. In fact they're so relaxed that you can actually fist her up anally for several minutes after her climax. So next time when she says that she climaxed just fist her butt. If you're successful then you know she was telling you the truth. Lulz Ibtl |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:40:30 PM EDT
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When she pees out of her other butt.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:43:56 PM EDT
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Cottage cheese vag
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:44:06 PM EDT
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When they are willing to take a check rather than insisting on cash. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:45:20 PM EDT
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Its a lot easier to light a fire if you warm up the fireplace first...
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:45:58 PM EDT
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when the water works flows around your cock
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:46:03 PM EDT
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You know she has had an orgasm when she tells you that you tried really hard and you can stop now.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:54:07 PM EDT
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when the water works flows around your cock That is a fairly good sign. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:55:58 PM EDT
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If it feels like cottage cheese when you slide your fingers in, she is gonna have the big O when you slide your cock in If not -then not, don't buy her story.. That reminds me about some advice an older kid gave me when i was 13 about a big titted girl that had a crush on me. If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smells like trout, better get out. 
If im diggin dairy products out of there, ill vomit and run away. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:56:42 PM EDT
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Body flush.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:00:41 PM EDT
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Cottage cheese vag
I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
Trying not to wake up my wife because her bags of sand! |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:01:02 PM EDT
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If she doesn't orgasm, she reminds me I need to paint the ceiling.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:02:01 PM EDT
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That is a fairly good sign. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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when the water works flows around your cock That is a fairly good sign. It's pee.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:02:15 PM EDT
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Squirting Yeah not every woman does that. As said, when they convulse and shudder. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:02:39 PM EDT
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Who cares? |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:02:56 PM EDT
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When they want to describe the experience they felt to you.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:03:24 PM EDT
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If you have to ask......you ain't hitt,in it right. yes 100% |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:03:37 PM EDT
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When they're doing the crabwalk to get away from your tongue.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:03:41 PM EDT
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Was going to post that. The toe curl can't be faked convincingly Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Right after the orgasm she asks you where the money is. - Fake During the orgasm she speaks in complete sentences. - Fake During the orgasm she proclaims how good you are or how big your penis is. - Fake Immediately after the orgasm she has diminished desire to speak. - Might have been real During the orgasm you feel her vag convulsing - Probably real During the orgasm her toes are curled up so tight they turn white, her eyes roll back in her head, her vag is convusing, she is blushing, her breast become more firm, and after the orgasm she wants do "special" things for you so you can make her feel that way again. - Real This is the correct answer. LC Was going to post that. The toe curl can't be faked convincingly 
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:04:36 PM EDT
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Yeah not every woman does that. As said, when they convulse and shudder. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Squirting Yeah not every woman does that. As said, when they convulse and shudder. If you do it right,yeah they do........... |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:07:36 PM EDT
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There's a certain shudder that's hard to fake. Like when she sees me naked? |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:09:01 PM EDT
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If she craps on your chest
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:09:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When a woman achieves organ her anal sphincter muscles relax tremendously. In fact they're so relaxed that you can actually fist her up anally for several minutes after her climax. So next time when she says that she climaxed just fist her butt. If you're successful then you know she was telling you the truth. You can use a 12 gauge shotgun shell if you need to ease her into it. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:09:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wouldn't she need medication if it was like that? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If it feels like cottage cheese when you slide your fingers in, she is gonna have the big O when you slide your cock in If not -then not, don't buy her story.. Wouldn't she need medication if it was like that? This. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:10:25 PM EDT
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Who cares? And there you have it.
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:11:55 PM EDT
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If it's just you, probably not. If she's using a toy, there is a much higher likelihood " you" did your job. Nothing like power tools for getting the job done!
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:12:42 PM EDT
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Who cares? And as usual FPNI. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:15:03 PM EDT
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There's a certain shudder that's hard to fake. This. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:15:42 PM EDT
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Hey OP, you know what a satisfied woman says after sex?
Nah, I didn't think you would. |
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Posted: 7/26/2016 11:17:32 PM EDT
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There's a certain shudder that's hard to fake. |
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