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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:34:55 PM EDT
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OP's BF must be wearing that ass out for him to cry this much!
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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:35:15 PM EDT
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Women are horny, too. Just not around you. Damn...page three FTW!! |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:36:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills.  OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. I had that once. It was awesome and sucked at the same time. I could go until my wife tapped out and felt "thoroughly and properly used" (her words ), but I couldn't get my big payoff at the end. Still felt great and all, but not the same. I'm glad I only needed to take those meds for a few weeks. Having to take it long-term would SUCK and not be awesome anymore. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:37:37 PM EDT
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I haven't seen a WowPro thread in a while. I was worried that he got the ban hammer.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:38:51 PM EDT
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. Because at that point, all the women get as horny as we were at 18. Kind of frightening, really... TC |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:45:34 PM EDT
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Just beat it enough to keep it in line.
Wake up and whack off. Squeeze on off on your lunch break (be careful about this, and make sure you're wearing headphones when you're watching porn on your cellphone in a public bathroom stall.) Finish off the day with a wank. Basically run the tank dry and you won't worry about the engine revving at inconvenient times. I'm sort of surprised that I have to spell it out. Good luck with your penis |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 3:57:03 PM EDT
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I read the OP and jumped right to here. Have I missed anything other than the usual WoWPro brand shit show?
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Posted: 7/24/2016 4:01:04 PM EDT
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God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. Yup, That Soon follows as a side effect... 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 4:58:47 PM EDT
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Oh boy!
This will be like sugar to a fly to the female members [no pun intended]...
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:03:39 PM EDT
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Damn...page three FTW!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Women are horny, too. Just not around you. Damn...page three FTW!! Almost. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:06:37 PM EDT
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Damn...page three FTW!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Women are horny, too. Just not around you. Damn...page three FTW!! Ummm. ...check out the post above yours??? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:10:52 PM EDT
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Women are horndogs, too. As much, or even more, as men. Fact.
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:11:31 PM EDT
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WoWPro thread? In on one! Pretty much |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:23:24 PM EDT
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Who are you? Really. The same troll he's always been. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:23:52 PM EDT
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. Yup 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:24:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WoWPro Thread.  |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:28:44 PM EDT
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how is he still here? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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WoWPro Thread.
Mod or site staff troll account ? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:33:49 PM EDT
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lol
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:44:29 PM EDT
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Women are horny, too. Just not around you. Damn...page three FTW!! Almost. FP2000H's post is on page three and implies this might have a correlation to the OP, not necessarily with females in general. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:45:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: how is he still here? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: WoWPro Thread.  |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:48:17 PM EDT
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I swear, the shit I read here...
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:52:53 PM EDT
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how is he still here? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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WoWPro Thread.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 5:53:49 PM EDT
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You can make a living taking care of other guy's boners. 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 6:00:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm 51, and still get excited by a stiff breeze or a sudden temperature change. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. I'm 51, and still get excited by a stiff breeze or a sudden temperature change. 53 here and horny as ever.Chick at work keeps flirting with me and it's fucking killing me. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 6:25:45 PM EDT
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how is he still here? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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WoWPro Thread.
He doesn't actually do anything that violates the CofC. He pops up every now and again, plays his role, asks a weird question and then largely just vanishes again until the next time. As Arfcom GD's Cast of Characters goes, he's really pretty harmless. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 7:02:15 PM EDT
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When you're a big manly man, these things happen. http://s21.postimg.org/4xvu5of7b/wowpro.jpg How is that possible honestly? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 7:14:09 PM EDT
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Nooooooooooo! We need this. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 7:15:37 PM EDT
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How is WowPro still a member here
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Posted: 7/24/2016 9:35:40 PM EDT
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If you do that then we riot. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 9:39:04 PM EDT
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women  
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away  (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction  
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Posted: 7/25/2016 4:05:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2016 4:19:22 AM EDT
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How is WowPro still a member here The police haven't found the women locked in his basement yet. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 4:29:04 AM EDT
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Welcome to my personal hell. I handle business 5 times a day, every day since I was 11. Gotta bust out five nuts a day to keep me on an even keel. I'm almost 60 and I don't use boner pills, son.
WHooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! <Ric Flair Yell> 
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Posted: 7/25/2016 4:33:30 AM EDT
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Just get out of your mom's basement every now and then.
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Posted: 7/25/2016 4:49:29 AM EDT
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How is WowPro still a member here What exactly is he doing wrong? |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 5:34:14 AM EDT
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What exactly is he doing wrong? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How is WowPro still a member here What exactly is he doing wrong? Other than trying waaaaaay too hard? Not a damned thing. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 5:42:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: WoWPro Thread. If you do that then we riot. X2 |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 5:48:59 AM EDT
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 5:58:56 AM EDT
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This was the laugh I needed before bed.
Also, Pro Tip (no pun intended): To get a surprise boner to go away, flex your glutes and legs as hard as you can over and over. It won't take long to drain the blood. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 6:07:13 AM EDT
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Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics? 
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Posted: 7/25/2016 6:10:25 AM EDT
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Pics?
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics?
Of me or what's left after I'm done with them? 
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Posted: 7/25/2016 6:24:27 AM EDT
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Of me or what's left after I'm done with them?
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics?
Of me or what's left after I'm done with them?
I was thinking maybe some "action shots."
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Posted: 7/25/2016 7:18:47 AM EDT
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I was thinking maybe some "action shots."
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Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Pics?
Of me or what's left after I'm done with them?
I was thinking maybe some "action shots."
Oh, Jesus, no. At my age, my antics are better experienced rather than observed. 
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Posted: 7/25/2016 7:57:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryPlease don't use that gif anymore. That was a fatal accident and it's not funny. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 11:47:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Women are every bit as horny. Yep. I've yet to be with a man who I couldn't fuck into the ground. Figuratively speaking, I mean. I've never actually killed one. Yet. Still trying, though. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 12:10:29 PM EDT
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Welcome to my personal hell. I handle business 5 times a day, every day since I was 11. Gotta bust out five nuts a day to keep me on an even keel. I'm almost 60 and I don't use boner pills, son. WHooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! <Ric Flair Yell> 
where the hell do you people get time for that 
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Posted: 7/25/2016 12:18:17 PM EDT
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Boner ProTip: Flex any muscle in your body (arm, leg, etc) and hold it for 20 seconds. Problem solved.
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Posted: 7/25/2016 12:29:48 PM EDT
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It's called puberty. You have to deal with it like everyone else does.
Try tinder if you're of age, I hear that works wonders for those with your condition. |
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Posted: 7/25/2016 12:41:06 PM EDT
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" I dont have a gf or a wife "
There you go..... 
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Posted: 7/25/2016 12:43:43 PM EDT
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Didn't even have to look to know
Your slipping |
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